Santa Cluus

Santa Cluus

posted on 21 Dec 2010 in Toys

Secret’s out…his elves only read and write at a third grade level.

Photo courtesy of Sarah Spruce.

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faulty wiring
faulty wiring
9 years ago

Oh oh! Santa’s been eating humbergers again!

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
9 years ago

Celebrate Hanukkah with Jusus

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
9 years ago

I’ve always been a fan of Sutun myself…

Eduard
Eduard
9 years ago

U is my fuvourute vuwul uf ull ! I can’t luve wuthout U!
♪♪ U, U ure ulwuys un my mund ! ♪♪

DrLex
DrLex
9 years ago

Our Futher, who is in huvun,
Hulu is your nume;
Your kungdum cume,
Your wull be dune,
on uurth as it is in huvun,
Guve us this duy our duuly bruud,
and furguve us our suns,
as we forguve thuse who sun aguunst us,
and luud us not into tumptution,
but duluver us from uvul.
Umun.

Eduard
Eduard
9 years ago

@DrLex: I gotta give it to you, man! I thought I was funny.
……Umun…… 😀

Algernon
Algernon
9 years ago

jungle bills

Jellychop
Jellychop
9 years ago

Murry Chrustmus to ull und to ull a guud nught!

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

♫ Jusus lus me thus I nu
♫ Cus th’ ornmunt tulls me su.
♫ I can wrute his name in snow.

Tong
Tong
9 years ago

Jungle bulls, jungle bulls, Jungle all the way, uh whut a fun is to rude in a une hurse upen slug…

Eccekio
Eccekio
9 years ago

****CHRUUST****

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

Santa, those pants make your butt look big.

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

This will go well with my naivety scene.

poonampallam
poonampallam
9 years ago

murry xmas!

Yugan Dali
9 years ago

But just the one. He doesn’t love jusi.

Classic Steve
9 years ago

Hu, hu, hu!

Eccekio
Eccekio
9 years ago

The difference between Tiger Woods and Santa – Santa sopped at three HOs

Eccekio
Eccekio
9 years ago

Edit: Stopped

demondude777
demondude777
9 years ago

Oh horry night!

Gwydion Williams
Gwydion Williams
9 years ago

We Juice You a Melly Chlistmass

phoenixx
phoenixx
9 years ago

jusus…the other christ

RT
RT
9 years ago

“But I don’t believe in Jeebus…”

Xila31
Xila31
9 years ago

Twus thu nught bufur Chrustmus, und ull thru thu hus, nut u crutur wus sturrung, nut uvun a mus….

coffeebot
coffeebot
9 years ago

…and on the 3nd Day, Jusus Cluss rose again from the dead. And that’s how babies are made.

Chuck
Chuck
9 years ago

I tried to get a Sucrut Suntu going at work.

They wished me well in my next career choice.

Jellychop
Jellychop
9 years ago

I’m starting to wonder if Jusus is related to poisonous Gus.

Peter
Peter
9 years ago

I don’t care who your father is … get the f**k off my fishing ground !!

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
9 years ago

“King of The Juws”

Lenny
Lenny
9 years ago

Hail, Homer, oh king of thieves.

Lora
Lora
9 years ago

Uway in a mungur, no crub fur a bud,
Thu luttul lurd Jusus luid down hus sweet hud
Thu sturs in thu nuight sky luukud duwn whure he luy,
Thu luttul lurd Jusus usleep un thu huy…

DragonLady
DragonLady
9 years ago

“Whuru’s thu rust uf mu?”

phil
phil
9 years ago

Yule never fule the Romans that way.

Pete
Pete
9 years ago

I love Jusses, too.
Lessee…Orange, pineapple, pear, apple, tomato…even prune jusses!

coffeebot
coffeebot
9 years ago

HUNK IF YOU LUVE JUSUS

Martin Zhang
9 years ago

i’m not sure about how jusus feel about you santa being not relating to christianity and spelling his name wrong

Clinton
Clinton
9 years ago

Repunt!

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