Santa Cluus

Santa Cluus

posted on 21 Dec 2010 in Toys

Secret’s out…his elves only read and write at a third grade level.

Photo courtesy of Sarah Spruce.

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faulty wiring
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faulty wiring

Oh oh! Santa’s been eating humbergers again!

faulty wiring
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faulty wiring

Celebrate Hanukkah with Jusus

faulty wiring
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faulty wiring

I’ve always been a fan of Sutun myself…

Eduard
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Eduard

U is my fuvourute vuwul uf ull ! I can’t luve wuthout U!
♪♪ U, U ure ulwuys un my mund ! ♪♪

DrLex
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DrLex

Our Futher, who is in huvun,
Hulu is your nume;
Your kungdum cume,
Your wull be dune,
on uurth as it is in huvun,
Guve us this duy our duuly bruud,
and furguve us our suns,
as we forguve thuse who sun aguunst us,
and luud us not into tumptution,
but duluver us from uvul.
Umun.

Eduard
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Eduard

@DrLex: I gotta give it to you, man! I thought I was funny.
……Umun…… 😀

Algernon
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Algernon

jungle bills

Jellychop
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Jellychop

Murry Chrustmus to ull und to ull a guud nught!

jjhitt
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jjhitt

♫ Jusus lus me thus I nu
♫ Cus th’ ornmunt tulls me su.
♫ I can wrute his name in snow.

Tong
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Tong

Jungle bulls, jungle bulls, Jungle all the way, uh whut a fun is to rude in a une hurse upen slug…

Eccekio
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Eccekio

****CHRUUST****

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Santa, those pants make your butt look big.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

This will go well with my naivety scene.

poonampallam
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poonampallam

murry xmas!

Yugan Dali
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But just the one. He doesn’t love jusi.

Classic Steve
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Hu, hu, hu!

Eccekio
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Eccekio

The difference between Tiger Woods and Santa – Santa sopped at three HOs

Eccekio
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Eccekio

Edit: Stopped

demondude777
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demondude777

Oh horry night!

Gwydion Williams
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Gwydion Williams

We Juice You a Melly Chlistmass

phoenixx
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phoenixx

jusus…the other christ

RT
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RT

“But I don’t believe in Jeebus…”

Xila31
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Xila31

Twus thu nught bufur Chrustmus, und ull thru thu hus, nut u crutur wus sturrung, nut uvun a mus….

coffeebot
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coffeebot

…and on the 3nd Day, Jusus Cluss rose again from the dead. And that’s how babies are made.

Chuck
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Chuck

I tried to get a Sucrut Suntu going at work.

They wished me well in my next career choice.

Jellychop
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Jellychop

I’m starting to wonder if Jusus is related to poisonous Gus.

Peter
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Peter

I don’t care who your father is … get the f**k off my fishing ground !!

A Non-Y Mouse
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A Non-Y Mouse

“King of The Juws”

Lenny
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Lenny

Hail, Homer, oh king of thieves.

Lora
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Lora

Uway in a mungur, no crub fur a bud,
Thu luttul lurd Jusus luid down hus sweet hud
Thu sturs in thu nuight sky luukud duwn whure he luy,
Thu luttul lurd Jusus usleep un thu huy…

DragonLady
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DragonLady

“Whuru’s thu rust uf mu?”

phil
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phil

Yule never fule the Romans that way.

Pete
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Pete

I love Jusses, too.
Lessee…Orange, pineapple, pear, apple, tomato…even prune jusses!

coffeebot
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coffeebot

HUNK IF YOU LUVE JUSUS

Martin Zhang
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i’m not sure about how jusus feel about you santa being not relating to christianity and spelling his name wrong

Clinton
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Clinton

Repunt!

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