You had better obey

You had better obey

posted on 18 Dec 2010 in Toiletries

Absorbent. Stimulating. Commanding.

Sponge found in Japan hotel room.

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AspieSincerity
9 years ago

What a demanding sponge.

Ostrich
Ostrich
9 years ago

Yes Sir!

SF
SF
9 years ago

I can’t get no satisfaction
I can’t get no satisfaction
’cause i try and i try and i try and i try
I can’t get no, i can’t get no

When i’m usin’ my sponge
And that instruction comes on it
It’s tellin’ me more and more
About soap and body shampoo
Supposed to refresh stimulus
I can’t get no, oh no no no
Hey hey hey, that’s what i say

DrLex
DrLex
9 years ago

You had better use this sponge or I will unscrew your head and pour soap and body shampoo down your neck!

Algernon
Algernon
9 years ago

Well only if you insist.

Jellychop
Jellychop
9 years ago

Sponge Bob is reportedly terrified.

Gwydion Williams
Gwydion Williams
9 years ago

Thou Shalt Have No Other Sponge Than ME!

Eduard
Eduard
9 years ago

Is this is disposable sex toy, or is it just me?

Eduard
Eduard
9 years ago

LE: If you look down below, you can see FUKUOKA. So IT IS a sex toy!

JJ Hitt
JJ Hitt
9 years ago

Sponge Nazis. I hate Sponge Nazis.

coffeebot
coffeebot
9 years ago

You will not get dirty again for 12 hours.

Yannush
Yannush
9 years ago

You’d better watch… er, wash your back.

phoenixx
phoenixx
9 years ago

but i dont like pink…

Chris
Chris
9 years ago

Or else.

Veritas Maximus
Veritas Maximus
9 years ago

This is an excellent example of Engrish. In this case, the proper translation would be “should” instead of “had better”, but in Japanese both translate to the same もいい idiom.

Josh
Josh
9 years ago

you had better use this sponge, or else you get the hose again

Eccekio
Eccekio
9 years ago

The SPONGINATOR.

Salome
Salome
9 years ago

Und you VILL enchoy it!

Cecily
Cecily
9 years ago

Body Clean Sponge: Made in Japan. Inspired by Germany.

Figure.10
9 years ago

Stimulus you say?

kyle vincent
kyle vincent
9 years ago

So it is written, so it shall be done.

Cindy
Cindy
9 years ago

Does this mean I’m sponge worthy?

phoenixx
phoenixx
9 years ago

spongebob’s cousin pms squaresponge

Jony
Jony
9 years ago

If disobeyed, Sponge will use you.

Twitchy
Twitchy
9 years ago

IT USES THE SPONGE TO PUT THE LOTION ON IT’S SKIN!

Conventi
Conventi
9 years ago

Would love to hear the drill instructor from Full Metal Jacket shouting this at his soldiers.

Gloria
Gloria
9 years ago

What a cheap stimulus package!

tekleader
tekleader
9 years ago

Darn bossy sponges!

tekleader
tekleader
9 years ago

…and you better hope I don’t catch you using a loofah instead!

annabanana
annabanana
9 years ago

It puts the lotion in the basket or else it gets the sponge again!

Peacewalker
Peacewalker
9 years ago

Spongeworthy.

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