Be patient while we grease the steps…

Your tax dollars at work: concealed manholes and low hanging high voltage power lines. Vote 1 pointless inconvenience. Vote 1 disfiguring injury or untimely death. Vote 1: Your Local Government!

Fall you should, your fault is. Apologize we did!

The city authority is determined to be accountable for the taxpayers’ money. If you are convenient by any of our constructions, call us. We will fix it at you expense.

Let it build itself

So I guess wheelchair accessibility is out of the question.

“…and forgive us our inconveniences as we forgive those who inconvenience us. Lead us not into hindrance, but deliver us from difficulty. Amen”

Coming soon for your convenience: another inconvenience.

Another Erection of the Flaccid Construction Company.
“It’s Not Hard To Be Inconvenient.”

This shop likes to make you jump a few hurdles.

For the convenience, please use the ladder here to access 2/F.

Your sins are forgiven–go and inconvenience no more.

For the convenience here, deal with it!

To conserve energy, we are tearing down the escalator and building stairs in its place. We are constructing it to bring you inconvenience but for a good cause, so please forgive us…..

Don’t cut through the red tape!

Oh, you’re building to wreck. uh…hmm..let’s see…ok. You’re forgiven.

Have a nice day.

Oh, you’re building to wreck. uh…hmm..let’s see…ok. You’re forgiven.

Have a nice day.

Put Yoda in charge of making the signs we shouldn’t have

Complete you must fulteen Hail Mallys and tlee Memolales, then forgiveness here, ok?

Please forgive us, construction builds character.

Hey! Who put that sign up and took away the front of my store?