Beware of anal-retentive raccoons

Beware of anal-retentive raccoons

posted on 10 Jan 2011 in Chinglish

This means you, bathroom-sign-men-with-freakishly-long-limbs…

Photo courtesy of Johan de Jong.
Found in Lijiang, China.

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Eduard
Eduard
9 years ago

No not never throw no litter nowhere, neither!

Algernon
Algernon
9 years ago

Only if its evil or poisonous

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

Welcome to Lijiang Obsessive Compulsive Post-Consumer Park.

DrLex
DrLex
9 years ago

Feel free to dump your garbage in our park, as long as it’s neatly ordered in nice piles.

FatKenney
FatKenney
9 years ago

It took us hours to get it all arranged just right. Apple cores and aluminum cans in this pile; batteries, beer bottles, and banana peels in that pile…

Eduard
Eduard
9 years ago

Hey, I no not know how am I supposed to properly deposit my rubbish in your well-organized wooden shelves ’cause the excessively-small-headed tall guy keeps throwing them away!

Salome
Salome
9 years ago

Are you sure that sign wasn’t found in Switzerland?

Eccekio
Eccekio
9 years ago

EVEN IN A LINGUISTICALLY DAY AND AGE SUCH AS THIS,
THE TERM “TIDY GARBAGE” IS STILL AN ANACHCHRONISM.

beechoak
beechoak
9 years ago

Forgive them for they know not what they throw…

Eccekio
Eccekio
9 years ago

Actually, the Australian Aboriginal people have execessively long limbed spirit people, like the sign. They are called the Wadjinna.

You don’t mess with them.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
9 years ago

Tiny red ice cubes served by midgets with long arms and legs are fine though

xila31
xila31
9 years ago

Orderly rubbish is happy rubbish.

Chuck
Chuck
9 years ago

This sign was first seen in a cave in the Pyrenes. It is believed to have been painted by Homo Domesticus.

coffeebot
coffeebot
9 years ago

“Ahh, the park is all in order… hey, stop! Don’t just drop your napkin in there? Neatly fold and gently place it in the receptacle.”

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
9 years ago

Park for people with rubbish disorder syndrome.

kitsune
kitsune
9 years ago

This message brought to you by the orderly trash organization

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

It puts the lotion in the basket, JUST SO.

DragonLady
DragonLady
9 years ago

So, where CAN we disorder some rubbish?

Water imp
Water imp
9 years ago

DO NO NOT WANT!

xila31
xila31
9 years ago

“You’re disorder is just a bunch of rubbish!”
“No, not disorder rubbish! You always put me down!”

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
9 years ago

Spotted on a subjects front lawn on the show Hoarders.

Lora
Lora
9 years ago

Disorderly rubbish make long-leg giant angry, so we put rubbish in basket as peace offering. Make long-leg giant happy so he no eat us.

RiceKitteh
RiceKitteh
9 years ago

“Want no not, waste no not”.

garudamon11
garudamon11
9 years ago

Or else it gets the hose again

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