Chaste makes waste

Chaste makes waste

posted on 15 Jan 2011 in Chinglish, Containers

Clean cosmos…except for all that filthy dark matter…


Photo courtesy of Johan de Jong.
Found on a bus in China.

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faulty wiring
faulty wiring
9 years ago

Feeling the chaste urgently in the fresh family manner is not only a contradiction but also likely to get you arrested.

Algernon
Algernon
9 years ago

Does it need a key

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

Chastity can be cured if caught in time.

Jellychop
Jellychop
9 years ago

Wow, they sure have a high-falutin way of telling you to take out the trash.

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

Today, police report they have located the remains of Little Flower, whose body was found not far from the site of the Fresh Family murders.

DrLex
DrLex
9 years ago

Wash your hands before feeling the clean cosmos, or you’ll make it dirty.

FatKenney
FatKenney
9 years ago

So this is what, a feminine hygiene product for the abstinent? That is one highly specific market.

beechoak
beechoak
9 years ago

Yeah, let’s feel urgently for maybe a cleaner trash can…?

Chris
Chris
9 years ago

Get your dirty hands off my clean cosmos!

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
9 years ago

Little Flower is just Sirens in disguised. You go near and fall into the abysses.

Silly Uncle Willy
9 years ago

I just looooove chasting after them wimmin!

Silly Uncle Willy
9 years ago

Chasting them all over the cosmos, that is.

Salome
Salome
9 years ago

Feel the fresh family’s atmosphere? You sure this isn’t a nappy pail?

Bill Gates
Bill Gates
9 years ago

Found on a bus in China!?! I never saw a bus in China with a carpet. Looks like it was removed from the scene of the crime.

“Chaste and joyful.” Interesting concept. Got the joy, joy, joy, joy deep in my heart.

Bill Gates
Bill Gates
9 years ago

Found on a bus in China!?! I never saw a bus in China with a carpet. Looks like it was removed from the scene of the crime.

“Chaste and joyful.” Interesting concept. Got the joy, joy, joy, joy deep in my heart.

Bill Gates
Bill Gates
9 years ago

Found on a bus in China!?! I never saw a bus in China with a carpet. Looks like it was removed from the scene of the crime.

“Chaste and joyful.” Interesting concept. Got the joy, joy, joy, joy deep in my heart.

Cecily
Cecily
9 years ago

Mum, have you ever had those days when your cosmos feels…not so clean?

DragonLady
DragonLady
9 years ago

Do you have the Fresh Family’s permission to feel urgently their atmosphere?

Camy
Camy
9 years ago

What exactly did you find on that Chinese bus? Is it a cup or what? It looks like metal, you know…

Abe Blingin
Abe Blingin
9 years ago

Not yet de-flowered

Colonel Sanders
Colonel Sanders
9 years ago

Am I the only one reminded of Katamari?

Sidoh
Sidoh
9 years ago

“Little Flower,” well that would explain the chaste part

Vix
Vix
9 years ago

The Fresh Family might not take too well to people urgently feeling their atmosphere…

Miladydoyle
Miladydoyle
9 years ago

Billions and Billions -Love always Carl

sparky
sparky
8 years ago

I felt real urgently once but could’t make it to the clean cosmos in time.

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