Chaste makes waste

Chaste makes waste

posted on 15 Jan 2011 in Chinglish, Containers

Clean cosmos…except for all that filthy dark matter…


Photo courtesy of Johan de Jong.
Found on a bus in China.

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faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

Feeling the chaste urgently in the fresh family manner is not only a contradiction but also likely to get you arrested.

Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

Does it need a key

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Chastity can be cured if caught in time.

Jellychop
Jellychop
10 years ago

Wow, they sure have a high-falutin way of telling you to take out the trash.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Today, police report they have located the remains of Little Flower, whose body was found not far from the site of the Fresh Family murders.

DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

Wash your hands before feeling the clean cosmos, or you’ll make it dirty.

FatKenney
FatKenney
10 years ago

So this is what, a feminine hygiene product for the abstinent? That is one highly specific market.

beechoak
beechoak
10 years ago

Yeah, let’s feel urgently for maybe a cleaner trash can…?

Chris
Chris
10 years ago

Get your dirty hands off my clean cosmos!

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

Little Flower is just Sirens in disguised. You go near and fall into the abysses.

Silly Uncle Willy
10 years ago

I just looooove chasting after them wimmin!

Silly Uncle Willy
10 years ago

Chasting them all over the cosmos, that is.

Salome
Salome
10 years ago

Feel the fresh family’s atmosphere? You sure this isn’t a nappy pail?

Bill Gates
Bill Gates
10 years ago

Found on a bus in China!?! I never saw a bus in China with a carpet. Looks like it was removed from the scene of the crime.

“Chaste and joyful.” Interesting concept. Got the joy, joy, joy, joy deep in my heart.

Bill Gates
Bill Gates
10 years ago

Found on a bus in China!?! I never saw a bus in China with a carpet. Looks like it was removed from the scene of the crime.

“Chaste and joyful.” Interesting concept. Got the joy, joy, joy, joy deep in my heart.

Bill Gates
Bill Gates
10 years ago

Found on a bus in China!?! I never saw a bus in China with a carpet. Looks like it was removed from the scene of the crime.

“Chaste and joyful.” Interesting concept. Got the joy, joy, joy, joy deep in my heart.

Cecily
Cecily
10 years ago

Mum, have you ever had those days when your cosmos feels…not so clean?

DragonLady
DragonLady
10 years ago

Do you have the Fresh Family’s permission to feel urgently their atmosphere?

Camy
Camy
10 years ago

What exactly did you find on that Chinese bus? Is it a cup or what? It looks like metal, you know…

Abe Blingin
Abe Blingin
10 years ago

Not yet de-flowered

Colonel Sanders
Colonel Sanders
10 years ago

Am I the only one reminded of Katamari?

Sidoh
Sidoh
10 years ago

“Little Flower,” well that would explain the chaste part

Vix
Vix
10 years ago

The Fresh Family might not take too well to people urgently feeling their atmosphere…

Miladydoyle
Miladydoyle
9 years ago

Billions and Billions -Love always Carl

sparky
sparky
9 years ago

I felt real urgently once but could’t make it to the clean cosmos in time.

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