Did you feel that?

Did you feel that?

posted on 13 Jan 2011 in Chinglish

By the power vested in my wall…


Photo courtesy of Breeana Britnee Wolfe.
Found in a hotel room in Guangzhou, China.

Card inserted to gain electricity in room.

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DrLex
DrLex
9 years ago

It’s a well-kept secret, but the White House also has one of these.

Algernon
Algernon
9 years ago

Just be careful where you stick it.

SF
SF
9 years ago

In Russia, it worked for Orlov and Potemkin …

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

Welcome to The Gamers Hotel.
Here are your dice.
You will need to roll doubles to flush the toilet.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
9 years ago

So THAT’S how W did it!

Eduard
Eduard
9 years ago

Sounds like an RPG artifact-based power-up…….. “You now have five stars you can use to buy new lightning skills from the following available: fast switch between weapons, turn-on / turn-off green-light magic staff and induce power failure to light-throwing minions”.

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

Hello Room Service? Could you please send up some dilithium crystals, a little red kryptonite and a six pack of Tree Frog Beer?

Tong
Tong
9 years ago

Hmmm, it sounds like an evil cult.
I am sorry, but this one is too flat and cold, I like mine with a bit of curve.

FatKenney
FatKenney
9 years ago

I once had a girlfriend who was the exact opposite – every time I wanted to insert I had to GIVE UP power.

Jellychop
Jellychop
9 years ago

If you have to insert to gain power why do you always end up feeling spent?

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
9 years ago

These power switches are solely reserved for great dictators.

Tong
Tong
9 years ago

Oh, wow! Is this my penis or the vibrator?

ben
ben
9 years ago

After-hours money drop in the lobbyists’ hotel room.

xila31
xila31
9 years ago

After a long day’s work, sometimes super heroes have to recharge their batteries.

Bob*
Bob*
9 years ago

In China He-man became a little lame

airplayne
9 years ago

Hey, it fits! And I feel strangely alive.

coffeebot
coffeebot
9 years ago

…and that’s how babies are made

Chris
Chris
9 years ago

You don’t know the power of the dark side…

Tekleader
Tekleader
9 years ago

Honey, why do you keep yelling “POWER UP!” whenever you go to the bathroom?

demondude777
demondude777
9 years ago

FLAME ON!!!!!!

kitsune
kitsune
9 years ago

I put my hand in, and a spider bit me. OUCH

A non-ymous
A non-ymous
9 years ago

The latest in bloodless coup technology.

Snufkin
Snufkin
9 years ago

“By the power of Visa, I HAVE THE POWER!!!!”

*turns on light switch*

“Honey, are you going to be doing that ALL day?”

teddeler
teddeler
9 years ago

Select:
“a” for standard palace coup
“b” for control of free world
“c” to take over microsoft with macintosh option

Pete
Pete
9 years ago

…Using the Beta Gonad, Hayata becomes ULTRAMAN!!!

RiceKitteh
RiceKitteh
9 years ago

In Soviet Russia…oh, never mind.

Eric the Half -A-Bee
Eric the Half -A-Bee
9 years ago

Who knew it was so EASY??? Mwahahahaha!

Wile E. Coyote Super Genius

Evil overlordship … priceless.

luna the vagrant
luna the vagrant
9 years ago

….. BOOOGER !
now, time to free the dimension x crement from the evilness of boogermeister.

EffEff
EffEff
9 years ago

“Wonder-Twin Powers, Activate!
Shape of a credit card!
Form of a card reader!”

Boctor Poo
9 years ago

He-Man’s lightswitch.

Chippy
Chippy
9 years ago

-Are you ready?
-…Yeah.
-You sure?
-Yes just press the flippin’ button!
-Ok, here we go…
*presses button*
both-OOOOOOHH SSSHHH—-

Sho
Sho
9 years ago

That’s how Peter Parker got his power

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