Did you feel that?

Did you feel that?

posted on 13 Jan 2011 in Chinglish

By the power vested in my wall…


Photo courtesy of Breeana Britnee Wolfe.
Found in a hotel room in Guangzhou, China.

Card inserted to gain electricity in room.

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DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

It’s a well-kept secret, but the White House also has one of these.

Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

Just be careful where you stick it.

SF
SF
10 years ago

In Russia, it worked for Orlov and Potemkin …

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Welcome to The Gamers Hotel.
Here are your dice.
You will need to roll doubles to flush the toilet.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

So THAT’S how W did it!

Eduard
Eduard
10 years ago

Sounds like an RPG artifact-based power-up…….. “You now have five stars you can use to buy new lightning skills from the following available: fast switch between weapons, turn-on / turn-off green-light magic staff and induce power failure to light-throwing minions”.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Hello Room Service? Could you please send up some dilithium crystals, a little red kryptonite and a six pack of Tree Frog Beer?

Tong
Tong
10 years ago

Hmmm, it sounds like an evil cult.
I am sorry, but this one is too flat and cold, I like mine with a bit of curve.

FatKenney
FatKenney
10 years ago

I once had a girlfriend who was the exact opposite – every time I wanted to insert I had to GIVE UP power.

Jellychop
Jellychop
10 years ago

If you have to insert to gain power why do you always end up feeling spent?

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

These power switches are solely reserved for great dictators.

Tong
Tong
10 years ago

Oh, wow! Is this my penis or the vibrator?

ben
ben
10 years ago

After-hours money drop in the lobbyists’ hotel room.

xila31
xila31
10 years ago

After a long day’s work, sometimes super heroes have to recharge their batteries.

Bob*
Bob*
10 years ago

In China He-man became a little lame

airplayne
10 years ago

Hey, it fits! And I feel strangely alive.

coffeebot
coffeebot
10 years ago

…and that’s how babies are made

Chris
Chris
10 years ago

You don’t know the power of the dark side…

Tekleader
Tekleader
10 years ago

Honey, why do you keep yelling “POWER UP!” whenever you go to the bathroom?

demondude777
demondude777
10 years ago

FLAME ON!!!!!!

kitsune
kitsune
10 years ago

I put my hand in, and a spider bit me. OUCH

A non-ymous
A non-ymous
10 years ago

The latest in bloodless coup technology.

Snufkin
Snufkin
10 years ago

“By the power of Visa, I HAVE THE POWER!!!!”

*turns on light switch*

“Honey, are you going to be doing that ALL day?”

teddeler
teddeler
10 years ago

Select:
“a” for standard palace coup
“b” for control of free world
“c” to take over microsoft with macintosh option

Pete
Pete
10 years ago

…Using the Beta Gonad, Hayata becomes ULTRAMAN!!!

RiceKitteh
RiceKitteh
10 years ago

In Soviet Russia…oh, never mind.

Eric the Half -A-Bee
Eric the Half -A-Bee
10 years ago

Who knew it was so EASY??? Mwahahahaha!

Wile E. Coyote Super Genius

Evil overlordship … priceless.

luna the vagrant
luna the vagrant
10 years ago

….. BOOOGER !
now, time to free the dimension x crement from the evilness of boogermeister.

EffEff
EffEff
10 years ago

“Wonder-Twin Powers, Activate!
Shape of a credit card!
Form of a card reader!”

Boctor Poo
9 years ago

He-Man’s lightswitch.

Chippy
Chippy
9 years ago

-Are you ready?
-…Yeah.
-You sure?
-Yes just press the flippin’ button!
-Ok, here we go…
*presses button*
both-OOOOOOHH SSSHHH—-

Sho
Sho
9 years ago

That’s how Peter Parker got his power

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