Did you feel that?

It’s a well-kept secret, but the White House also has one of these.

Just be careful where you stick it.

In Russia, it worked for Orlov and Potemkin …

Welcome to The Gamers Hotel.
Here are your dice.
You will need to roll doubles to flush the toilet.

So THAT’S how W did it!

Sounds like an RPG artifact-based power-up…….. “You now have five stars you can use to buy new lightning skills from the following available: fast switch between weapons, turn-on / turn-off green-light magic staff and induce power failure to light-throwing minions”.

Hello Room Service? Could you please send up some dilithium crystals, a little red kryptonite and a six pack of Tree Frog Beer?

Hmmm, it sounds like an evil cult.
I am sorry, but this one is too flat and cold, I like mine with a bit of curve.

I once had a girlfriend who was the exact opposite – every time I wanted to insert I had to GIVE UP power.

If you have to insert to gain power why do you always end up feeling spent?

These power switches are solely reserved for great dictators.

Oh, wow! Is this my penis or the vibrator?

After-hours money drop in the lobbyists’ hotel room.

After a long day’s work, sometimes super heroes have to recharge their batteries.

In China He-man became a little lame

Hey, it fits! And I feel strangely alive.

…and that’s how babies are made

You don’t know the power of the dark side…

Honey, why do you keep yelling “POWER UP!” whenever you go to the bathroom?

FLAME ON!!!!!!

I put my hand in, and a spider bit me. OUCH

The latest in bloodless coup technology.

“By the power of Visa, I HAVE THE POWER!!!!”

*turns on light switch*

“Honey, are you going to be doing that ALL day?”

Select:
“a” for standard palace coup
“b” for control of free world
“c” to take over microsoft with macintosh option

…Using the Beta Gonad, Hayata becomes ULTRAMAN!!!

In Soviet Russia…oh, never mind.

Who knew it was so EASY??? Mwahahahaha!

Evil overlordship … priceless.

….. BOOOGER !
now, time to free the dimension x crement from the evilness of boogermeister.

“Wonder-Twin Powers, Activate!
Shape of a credit card!
Form of a card reader!”

He-Man’s lightswitch.

-Are you ready?
-…Yeah.
-You sure?
-Yes just press the flippin’ button!
-Ok, here we go…
*presses button*
both-OOOOOOHH SSSHHH—-

That’s how Peter Parker got his power