Don’t tread on me

Don’t tread on me

posted on 28 Jan 2011 in Chinglish

The grass sacrificed sturdiness for self-awareness…
and the ability to make great signs.


Photo courtesy of Paul Brock.
Sign spotted in China.

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jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

I am crabgrass. Hear me roar!

Eduard
Eduard
10 years ago

Hi, grass! I’m Jim and I’m your frail addict!

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

I am human, I like to step on you.

Rm
Rm
10 years ago

Now , u definitely need to “keep off” this one..

FatKenney
FatKenney
10 years ago

Part of our fragile ecosystem.

FatKenney
FatKenney
10 years ago

Please watch your step – the grass is frail, the clover has low self-esteem, and the dandelions have abandonment issues.

Jellychop
Jellychop
10 years ago

Judging by the reflection of the steel bolt eyed person taking the photo I think any body would feel vulnerable!

Powerful Entity
Powerful Entity
10 years ago

Nonsense! You are just as strong as every other grass in the world. Just believe in yourself.

ben
ben
10 years ago

… says the plant growing directly out of solid rock.

Dawn
Dawn
10 years ago

Not to be picky, but there isn’t any grass there. Perhaps it isn’t so much frail as hypothetical.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

I’m cocaine and I am the most interesting person here…let me tell you all about it

xila31
xila31
10 years ago

Hello grass, meet mower.

Chris
Chris
10 years ago

But walk all over me anyway. I like it.

Classic Steve
10 years ago

I’m also smiling at you, so please detour.

coffeebot
coffeebot
10 years ago

Broken grass and fractured weeds… I said I needed SENSITIVE SHOES not sensible

Gwydion Williams
Gwydion Williams
10 years ago

I’m grass. Anything you say will be written down and passed onto the police!

phoenixx
phoenixx
10 years ago

granny has fallen and she cant get up!!! so tread lightly

RT
RT
10 years ago

what if the grass is a masochist?

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
10 years ago

“My roots are weak; my blades are dry; my seeds are bent!”

emily2903
emily2903
10 years ago

Have more faith in yourself, grass.
Didn’t they tell you that strong winds can topple big trees, but not grass?

dio
dio
10 years ago

I don’t really know Chinese, but I believe the Chinese part says the same.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

You grass, I’m agree.

Anna
Anna
10 years ago

I agree with Dio! It looks like it’s saying the same thing in Chinese haha

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