Don’t tread on me

Don’t tread on me

posted on 28 Jan 2011 in Chinglish

The grass sacrificed sturdiness for self-awareness…
and the ability to make great signs.


Photo courtesy of Paul Brock.
Sign spotted in China.

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jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

I am crabgrass. Hear me roar!

Eduard
Eduard
9 years ago

Hi, grass! I’m Jim and I’m your frail addict!

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
9 years ago

I am human, I like to step on you.

Rm
Rm
9 years ago

Now , u definitely need to “keep off” this one..

FatKenney
FatKenney
9 years ago

Part of our fragile ecosystem.

FatKenney
FatKenney
9 years ago

Please watch your step – the grass is frail, the clover has low self-esteem, and the dandelions have abandonment issues.

Jellychop
Jellychop
9 years ago

Judging by the reflection of the steel bolt eyed person taking the photo I think any body would feel vulnerable!

Powerful Entity
Powerful Entity
9 years ago

Nonsense! You are just as strong as every other grass in the world. Just believe in yourself.

ben
ben
9 years ago

… says the plant growing directly out of solid rock.

Dawn
Dawn
9 years ago

Not to be picky, but there isn’t any grass there. Perhaps it isn’t so much frail as hypothetical.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
9 years ago

I’m cocaine and I am the most interesting person here…let me tell you all about it

xila31
xila31
9 years ago

Hello grass, meet mower.

Chris
Chris
9 years ago

But walk all over me anyway. I like it.

Classic Steve
9 years ago

I’m also smiling at you, so please detour.

coffeebot
coffeebot
9 years ago

Broken grass and fractured weeds… I said I needed SENSITIVE SHOES not sensible

Gwydion Williams
Gwydion Williams
9 years ago

I’m grass. Anything you say will be written down and passed onto the police!

phoenixx
phoenixx
9 years ago

granny has fallen and she cant get up!!! so tread lightly

RT
RT
9 years ago

what if the grass is a masochist?

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
9 years ago

“My roots are weak; my blades are dry; my seeds are bent!”

emily2903
emily2903
9 years ago

Have more faith in yourself, grass.
Didn’t they tell you that strong winds can topple big trees, but not grass?

dio
dio
9 years ago

I don’t really know Chinese, but I believe the Chinese part says the same.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

You grass, I’m agree.

Anna
Anna
9 years ago

I agree with Dio! It looks like it’s saying the same thing in Chinese haha

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