Even the dog is hot…

Even the dog is hot…

posted on 19 Jan 2011 in Chinglish, Menus


Photo courtesy of Sam Carter.
Found at restaurant in Beijing, China.

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Andy
Andy
13 years ago

I dreamt of tasting Kim Possible once while I was busy with the in palm pleasure of my beef meatball. It made me explode my fries all over the cook.

Algernon
Algernon
13 years ago

Looks well bought up!

Algernon
Algernon
13 years ago

Gosh a fish with fingernails and cartoon charactor. What more could you ask for.

Eduard
Eduard
13 years ago

Meet the Fishenmeat’s: an all-colour, omnivorous, possibly Kim-tasting exploding big and hot (especially Kim) happy family.
Priceless!

jjhitt
jjhitt
13 years ago

Psst… hey buddy… wanna buy some pictures of stir fry?

jjhitt
jjhitt
13 years ago

Rule 34.1 : If it exists, it’s on a menu somewhere.

Algernon
Algernon
13 years ago

Clearly not McDonalds then.

jjhitt
jjhitt
13 years ago

Eight Fingernail Fish might be octopus.
Doesn’t clarify anything, but at least it doesn’t need an exploding manicurist.

SF
SF
13 years ago

Is eight fingernail fish kosher?

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
13 years ago

I bet the chicken wing is the hottest stuff in the family photo.

DrLex
DrLex
13 years ago

Hello, my name is Kim Possible and I’m very tasty.

Jazzy
Jazzy
13 years ago

Please keep your “in palm treasure” off the table.

FatKenney
FatKenney
13 years ago

waiter: “Would you like that stir fried, or blown to kingdom come?”

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
13 years ago

It has come to my attention that the Kim family next door to the restaurant has disappeared after this menu was posted.

krpound
krpound
13 years ago

I always wondered what happened to Kim Possible after Disney took her off the air…

Chuck
Chuck
13 years ago

Keeping it down ? Kimpossible !

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
13 years ago

Kinky!

Chris
Chris
13 years ago

Disturbingly reminiscent of Alfred Hitchcock’s “Specialty of the House”

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
13 years ago

So cartoon girls taste like crayfish, fingernail fish, chicken wings, and beef meatballs. Never would have guessed.

Silly Uncle Willy
13 years ago

So Kim could possibly explode in your mouth? This doesn’t sound legal in several States.

Bear or bust
Bear or bust
13 years ago

What, no exploding duck.

Jaibyrd
13 years ago

Hrm, I wonder if they have a side-dish that tastes like Ron Stoppable…

demondude777
demondude777
13 years ago

Is it just me or does the name: Hot Family Photo sound:

a) very wrong
b) very illegal
c) all of the above

Tom P.
Tom P.
13 years ago

Oh waitress, could I get the Thumbnails in my Stuff, also?

jjhitt
jjhitt
13 years ago

@demondude

e) inedible
f) immoral
g) contributing to the delinquency of invertebrates.

DECMATH
13 years ago

Taste: Kim Possible
Smell: Brock Samson

kshea
kshea
13 years ago

Call me, beep me, if you wanna reach me.

Darth Na'vi
Darth Na'vi
13 years ago

Captain Kim Possible! Reporting for duty sir! And this is my arch-nemesis, Captain Kim Impossible!

Freon
Freon
13 years ago

Honey, I cooked the kids.

samuel
samuel
13 years ago

hmm, from a quick search on youtube revealed that Kim Possible’s chinese name is indeed 麻辣[女孩]. However the mdbg.com dictionary defines 麻辣, not as “Kim Possible” but “hot and numbing…” which I don’t think I’d like the taste of either…. and 女孩 means girl

d17nk
d17nk
13 years ago

Can I have the hot daughter’s photo instead please?

Dude
Dude
13 years ago

Man, these fries are dynamite!

jjhitt
jjhitt
13 years ago

Set phasers for “hot and numbing”!

V-man
V-man
13 years ago

@samuel That’s the Chinese name of the show, not the character. According to the Chinese Wikipedia Kim herself is called 金姆 in Taiwan and 金碧嘉 elsewhere.

Lora
Lora
13 years ago

The reason the family photo is so hot is that the menu just caught on fire.
Next time don’t hold it so close to the candlelight.

Lora
Lora
13 years ago

…Or maybe it’s hot because the kitchen caught on fire after the cook exploded. 🙂

DragonLady
DragonLady
13 years ago

Kim? Possibly this family is Korean.

Recoil
13 years ago

What does Kim Possible taste like?

Ani
Ani
13 years ago

So the drama. So what’s the sitch?

And for those confused among you:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kim_Possible

Maew Uan
Maew Uan
13 years ago

I like Kim Possible food.

phil
phil
13 years ago

I always regretted not tasting Kim in University.

Elsys St. Valencia
13 years ago

I once had a pet Eight-Fingernail-Fish named Kim Jong Il. Tastes nothing like the real thing, though.

dkg
dkg
13 years ago

I like how “ma la” translates to “Kim Possible”. Maybe it’s because she’s a redhead…

David
David
13 years ago

Me fail Engrish? That’s Kim Possible.

Wile E. Coyote Super Genius

You got anything that tastes more like Jessica Rabbit?

jiniton
jiniton
13 years ago

whats the sitch??

Kieren Scott
Kieren Scott
13 years ago

It’s always the same problem with Disney brand foodstuffs.

liam1224
liam1224
13 years ago

What the family looked like after they tried the exploding fries =-&

Tomatohead
Tomatohead
13 years ago

Mission: Kim possible

EffEff
EffEff
13 years ago

I didn’t know Hannibal Lecter became f family photographer!

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