Hey door!

Hey door!

posted on 2 Jan 2011 in Engrish from Other Countries

Don’t yell, he gets unhinged…

Photo courtesy of Jeffrey Lingmont.
Found at a bar in Thailand.

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DrLex
DrLex
9 years ago

OPEN SESAME!

SF
SF
9 years ago

THE DOOR!!!!

Algernon
Algernon
9 years ago

Will that be a single or a double.

Algernon
Algernon
9 years ago

Whats wrong is it deaf?

Tong
Tong
9 years ago

Hi, door, beer or scotch? My shout.

J-Luke
J-Luke
9 years ago

Shout, shout, let it all out…. the door…

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
9 years ago

I can’t believe these drunken bums! I put a sign up and still they leave the door oupen all the time!

beechoak
beechoak
9 years ago

After a couple of Jaeger Bombs, you’ll be shouting all kinds of things!

coffeebot
coffeebot
9 years ago

Is this the way ot?

kyle vincent
kyle vincent
9 years ago

Knocking is not enough. It’s the modern OPEN SESAME.

It said Thank You so definitely it means it.

kyle vincent
kyle vincent
9 years ago

Oh and yes, keep the ice ice cold while shouting “The Door.” (Look at the sign above)

xila31
xila31
9 years ago

It’s like the clapper, but vocal, and perfect for people who are too drunk to turn a nob.

Brian
Brian
9 years ago

I wanna know what the handwritten notes on “Thank You” say…

Gwydion Williams
Gwydion Williams
9 years ago

If shouting at the door fails, try ranting at a window

phoenixx
phoenixx
9 years ago

please shout at the door, its a little warped from the night before

Chuck
Chuck
9 years ago

Hey door !! You’re a jar !!

Cindy
Cindy
9 years ago

I agree, Brian. Maybe they’re correcting or laughing at the note in Thai…

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
9 years ago

I shouted at the door. It opened and a team of police arrested me for abusing the door. Yes. It’s a trap door!

Eccekio
Eccekio
9 years ago

THE DOOR!!! THE DOOR!!! tHE DOOR!!!
Ok. What happens now.

Elsys St. Valencia
9 years ago

“Hey Door!”
“What?”
“Knife!”

Pete
Pete
9 years ago

Come on baby light my fire (and ice).

Eccekio
Eccekio
9 years ago

“Knock knock.”
‘Who’s there?’
“A door.”
‘A door who?’
“I simply adore you.”

DragonLady
DragonLady
9 years ago

Please shout.

Thank you,

The Door

Chris
Chris
9 years ago

Whenever God opens a door, He closes a window.

Pete
Pete
9 years ago

Can anybody read the Thai writing and tell us what it says?

Eccekio
Eccekio
9 years ago

@Chris. Whenever God opens a door, he slams a window on your fingers.

Eccekio
Eccekio
9 years ago

@Pete. Thai writing eh? I thought it was the proof of the equation….. E= MC2.

emily2903
emily2903
9 years ago

I will, when frustrated.

Yannush
Yannush
9 years ago

Shout it, shout it, shout it out loud! You’ll make as much noise as when slamming the door but won’t damage it.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
9 years ago

It’s not Thai…it looks Georgian

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
9 years ago

I wish my door had knockers like the ones on the JM sign

gd
gd
9 years ago

“Shouldn’t do that – shouldn’t do that – Wexes it, you know. You let it alone, and it’ll let you alone, you know.”
(http://www.alice-in-wonderland.net/books/2chpt9.html)

The Beatles
The Beatles
9 years ago

Twist the door knob, then shout.

DragonLady
DragonLady
9 years ago

You know you make me want to…

Pete
Pete
9 years ago

@Faulty:

Expatriate Georgians: Thailand’s best kept secret?

Eoin
Eoin
9 years ago

“The doors! The doors! Attend!”
“Let all catechumens depart. All catechumens depart. Let not one
catechumen remain”

emily
emily
9 years ago

You are being so polite. I find it hard to be rude to the door….

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
9 years ago

THE DOOR!

You’re welcome.

DrinkyThinky
DrinkyThinky
9 years ago

it’s treasures there!!! Just shout.
Thanks 40 thieves

Murilo Silva
Murilo Silva
9 years ago

Doorknob instructions:
1-Twist.
2-Shout.

EffEff
EffEff
9 years ago

Jim Morrison lives, in a bar somewhere in Thailand.

garudamon11
garudamon11
9 years ago

It beautifully shouts at the door

Pikachu
Pikachu
9 years ago

That’s Burmese, not Thai.

Vohn_Exel
Vohn_Exel
8 years ago

“FUS RO DAH!”

sparky
sparky
8 years ago

The writings translate to: And shut off the light before living.

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