I’m not touching this one

I’m not touching this one

posted on 4 Jan 2011 in Chinglish, Menus


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Eduard
Eduard
10 years ago

Boy, stop playing with your food!

Eduard
Eduard
10 years ago

So I guess Cooking Barbie finally got tired of Ken and fried his a$$, after all !

Terri
Terri
10 years ago

This must be an old menu.

Madonna’s in her fifties now and she hasn’t had any baby boy toys since 1996. Her adopted kids likely don’t qualify as boy toys.

Do I want to eat baby boy toys? Way!

Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

What not Big boys.

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

Actually, in Australia we call Cocktail Frankfurters – “Cheerios”.

Tong
Tong
10 years ago

Excuse me, the Special Buddha delight is full of fat, and the other two dishes taste like plastic!

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

I thought Special Buddha Delight is just Bud Light.

SF
SF
10 years ago

Much better than the stir fried tom boy toy, which is a bit rubbery.

beechoak
beechoak
10 years ago

… with a side of Sum Yung Guy!

phoenixx
phoenixx
10 years ago

the buddah is to chewy and the baby boy toy is a little crunchy and it rattles to much..

FatKenney
FatKenney
10 years ago

Michael Jackson used to eat here all the time.

FatKenney
FatKenney
10 years ago

No Peapods – stems only.

Eduard
Eduard
10 years ago

Waiter: Would you like some Buddha Delight to go with that?
Customer: You know what? I’m tired of these fancy long names. Cut to the chase and make it a BUD, will you?

john
john
10 years ago

The Buddha Delight is just a double portion of the Baby Boy Toy. Something for everybody, I guess.

xila31
xila31
10 years ago

Waiter, there’s a rattle in my soup.

Chris
Chris
10 years ago

Stop playing with your food.

Lora
Lora
10 years ago

The Stir Fried Boy Toy is made with the finest snips and snails and puppy dog’s tails. For dessert, you may enjoy our Sweet and Spicy Girl Toy, served with a generous dollop of everything nice.

demondude777
demondude777
10 years ago

I will take the Stir Fried Baby Boy Toy.

Hold the Toy please….

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

You ever get that strange feeling… like somewhere out there someone is frying your toy?

coffeebot
coffeebot
10 years ago

suddenly i have a craving for baby corn

TJ
TJ
10 years ago

Tastes like silicone, tanning lotion, and axe spray.

Kitsune
Kitsune
10 years ago

They’ll Stir Fry anything.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
10 years ago

I’ll pass. The blue rattles just don’t taste as good as the pink ones.

liam1224
liam1224
10 years ago

Nothing better than stir-fried plastic

HZ
HZ
10 years ago

I wonder if this is what Madonna had in mind with her boy toy?

DrinkyThinky
DrinkyThinky
10 years ago

This was a restaurant or was there another illegal business
and rest of menu was for distracting?

Mike
Mike
10 years ago

Personally, I’m more concerned with the “Buddha Delight”.

Martin Zhang
10 years ago

i got a feeling if you ‘Buddhas delight he might not act as delightful

Doug
Doug
10 years ago

They’ll eat anything in China!!!

Boctor Poo
10 years ago

This Tickle Me Elmo is delicious!

twins410
10 years ago

For the cannibalistic Cougar.

sparky
sparky
9 years ago

No thanks–stir fry yu toy instead!

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