“Mean” Joe Gurdman led the NFL in rushing yards last year.

“Mean” Joe Gurdman led the NFL in rushing yards last year.

posted on 31 Jan 2011 in Signs

We lose too many good gurdmans because of these balconies…

Photo courtesy of Anthony D.
Found at Best Western Hotel in Osaka, Japan.

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Eduard
Eduard
9 years ago

My name is Gurdman Rush and I hate these balconies!

Eduard
Eduard
9 years ago

@%#$%$#@ Balcony: the place to jump-start your brief gurdman career.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
9 years ago

Ok ok, I’ll hang out of the toilet window then

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
9 years ago

That’s better than being rushed by a Gundam.

Algernon
Algernon
9 years ago

Furls rush in

FatKenney
FatKenney
9 years ago

Every time an alarm sounds, a gurdman gets his wings.

Jellychop
Jellychop
9 years ago

Suddenly, the alarm sounded, the gurdman rushed in!
On the balcony the only thing found was this note:

“Dun’t buther trying to fund me.
I’ll be buck! — Yur’s truly, P. Gus.”

DrLex
DrLex
9 years ago

A gurdman is actually someone who rushes towards balconies and jumps off them, dragging any people on the balcony along while doing so. Beware of the gurdman.

coffeebot
coffeebot
9 years ago

Don’t mess with him… he’s in the National Gurd

Kitsune
Kitsune
9 years ago

The gurman can rush all he wants, because I’m going long.

Gwydion Williams
Gwydion Williams
9 years ago

A good Gurdman is hard to find

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
9 years ago

Honey! I made too much for dinner. Could you go out on the balcony and see if the Gurdmans want to come over?

Gwydion Williams
Gwydion Williams
9 years ago

Gird up thine Gurdman when thou ventureth forth unto the balcony

Darth Na'vi
Darth Na'vi
9 years ago

Guess the veranda is there just for decoration? Where is the guardsman, in a door on the veranda? This is a very strange image…

Tom P.
Tom P.
9 years ago

When the alarm sounds, the Gurdman has to crank faster on his Hurdy Gurdy.

RT
RT
9 years ago

sooo… i guess this is former office linebacker Terry Tate’s newest job then?

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

Final Score:
Balcony: 12
Gurdmen: 0

Tim S
Tim S
9 years ago

It’s rush week at Osaka U

DragonLady
DragonLady
9 years ago

I suppose in the Middle East the Gurdman is a Kurdman. Things must be going worse than I thought for these people if they’re all rushing off balconies.

the kid
the kid
9 years ago

he must lead in interceptions.

UCity
UCity
6 months ago

“Relax”, said the gurdman, “we are programmed to rush thee.
“You can go out any time you like, but not on balcony!”

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