“Mean” Joe Gurdman led the NFL in rushing yards last year.

“Mean” Joe Gurdman led the NFL in rushing yards last year.

posted on 31 Jan 2011 in Signs

We lose too many good gurdmans because of these balconies…

Photo courtesy of Anthony D.
Found at Best Western Hotel in Osaka, Japan.

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Eduard
Eduard
10 years ago

My name is Gurdman Rush and I hate these balconies!

Eduard
Eduard
10 years ago

@%#$%$#@ Balcony: the place to jump-start your brief gurdman career.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

Ok ok, I’ll hang out of the toilet window then

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

That’s better than being rushed by a Gundam.

Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

Furls rush in

FatKenney
FatKenney
10 years ago

Every time an alarm sounds, a gurdman gets his wings.

Jellychop
Jellychop
10 years ago

Suddenly, the alarm sounded, the gurdman rushed in!
On the balcony the only thing found was this note:

“Dun’t buther trying to fund me.
I’ll be buck! — Yur’s truly, P. Gus.”

DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

A gurdman is actually someone who rushes towards balconies and jumps off them, dragging any people on the balcony along while doing so. Beware of the gurdman.

coffeebot
coffeebot
10 years ago

Don’t mess with him… he’s in the National Gurd

Kitsune
Kitsune
10 years ago

The gurman can rush all he wants, because I’m going long.

Gwydion Williams
Gwydion Williams
10 years ago

A good Gurdman is hard to find

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
10 years ago

Honey! I made too much for dinner. Could you go out on the balcony and see if the Gurdmans want to come over?

Gwydion Williams
Gwydion Williams
10 years ago

Gird up thine Gurdman when thou ventureth forth unto the balcony

Darth Na'vi
Darth Na'vi
10 years ago

Guess the veranda is there just for decoration? Where is the guardsman, in a door on the veranda? This is a very strange image…

Tom P.
Tom P.
10 years ago

When the alarm sounds, the Gurdman has to crank faster on his Hurdy Gurdy.

RT
RT
10 years ago

sooo… i guess this is former office linebacker Terry Tate’s newest job then?

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Final Score:
Balcony: 12
Gurdmen: 0

Tim S
Tim S
10 years ago

It’s rush week at Osaka U

DragonLady
DragonLady
10 years ago

I suppose in the Middle East the Gurdman is a Kurdman. Things must be going worse than I thought for these people if they’re all rushing off balconies.

the kid
the kid
10 years ago

he must lead in interceptions.

UCity
UCity
1 year ago

“Relax”, said the gurdman, “we are programmed to rush thee.
“You can go out any time you like, but not on balcony!”

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