Table for one, facing the wall please.

Table for one, facing the wall please.

posted on 27 Jan 2011 in Chinglish

Just like my ugly mama made…

Photo courtesy of Stephen Helm.
Restaurant found in Beijing, China.

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DrLex
DrLex
9 years ago

We’ll build a perfect replica of your home interior and mimic your own/wife’s/mom’s cooking, all for the cheap price of ¥599.0.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
9 years ago

Certainly looks homely

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
9 years ago

Hey Waiter. When will we go to bed this evening?

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

I thought you said you wanted a place where the food wasn’t hot and spicy?

Jellychop
Jellychop
9 years ago

To make your cooking look good by comparison: That is our promise.

xila31
xila31
9 years ago

Right next to Plain Jane’s Fashion.

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

Is this what they mean by Ho’ Cuisine?

Kitsune
Kitsune
9 years ago

Okay, but how does it taste?

dangevin
9 years ago

I’ll have the homely fries please, heavy on the ugly.

dangevin
9 years ago

The food’s homely. The waiters are downright scary. And don’t even ask about the bathrooms.

coffeebot
coffeebot
9 years ago

It’s not even pretty good

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
9 years ago

I guess presentation isn’t everything in the restaurant business.

DragonLady
DragonLady
9 years ago

Beijing homeboys vely wercome in the way!

Bill Gates
Bill Gates
9 years ago

Homely, but good natured.

Bill Gates
Bill Gates
9 years ago

Good place to go for a blind date.

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