Table for one, facing the wall please.

Table for one, facing the wall please.

posted on 27 Jan 2011 in Chinglish

Just like my ugly mama made…

Photo courtesy of Stephen Helm.
Restaurant found in Beijing, China.

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DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

We’ll build a perfect replica of your home interior and mimic your own/wife’s/mom’s cooking, all for the cheap price of ¥599.0.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

Certainly looks homely

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

Hey Waiter. When will we go to bed this evening?

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

I thought you said you wanted a place where the food wasn’t hot and spicy?

Jellychop
Jellychop
10 years ago

To make your cooking look good by comparison: That is our promise.

xila31
xila31
10 years ago

Right next to Plain Jane’s Fashion.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Is this what they mean by Ho’ Cuisine?

Kitsune
Kitsune
10 years ago

Okay, but how does it taste?

dangevin
10 years ago

I’ll have the homely fries please, heavy on the ugly.

dangevin
10 years ago

The food’s homely. The waiters are downright scary. And don’t even ask about the bathrooms.

coffeebot
coffeebot
10 years ago

It’s not even pretty good

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
10 years ago

I guess presentation isn’t everything in the restaurant business.

DragonLady
DragonLady
10 years ago

Beijing homeboys vely wercome in the way!

Bill Gates
Bill Gates
10 years ago

Homely, but good natured.

Bill Gates
Bill Gates
10 years ago

Good place to go for a blind date.

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