Take me out to the steel wire’s ball games…

Take me out to the steel wire’s ball games…

posted on 26 Jan 2011 in Chinglish

Oily foods give me but-rupture, too.


Photo courtesy of Nick Zantop.
Oily oilcan from China.

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Eduard
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Eduard

The fact that no one understands doesn’t

SF
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SF

If you start filling oily oilcans, you are on a slippery slope.

FatKenney
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FatKenney

I decide I don’t will purchase this beautiful oily oilcan, for fear I cause the abundant injury and heavy fall on the floor.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Pot of in, pot of body, pot of as glass.
No, officer, none of these are mine.
They’re with the oil can.

Eduard
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Eduard

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With Lubri-K8, you can now pot your body to the burning test of love!
Lubri-K8: how late can you mate?

Jellychop
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Jellychop

If oily oilcan can’t take the heat, oily oilcan needs to get out of the kitchen.

DrLex
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DrLex

Do not want

Jazzy
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Jazzy

I like this religion. There are only four commandments!

Simon
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Simon

Once I got to “de clean Shua” I went back to the beginning and re-read it in a Jamaican accent. Give it a try, it’s worth it.

Yannush
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Yannush

The guy who’s written this must have smoked a lot of pot.

DrZos
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DrZos

Please don’t will

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

Can anyone introduce me to de clean Shua? I want to play the steel wire’s ball game with her.

Scoopy
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The steel wire’s ball game may have a beautiful affect.
We it try must!

DrZos
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DrZos

Ladies & Gentlemen,
in the red corner, Hector “de clean” Shua…
and in the blue corner “The other hard thing collision”…

OK, I want a good clean fight (a.k.a. do not want heavy fall, for fear scrape affect beautiful)

DrZos
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DrZos

Where can I score some “pot of”?

jjhitt
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jjhitt

The pictures make it clear:
Do not use near flaming bagels.
Do not use to catch tribbles.
Do not do the thing in the middle, either.

Chris
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Chris

Just don’t do anything and everything will be fine.

emily2903
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emily2903

Please don’t will purchase this product.

Kitsune
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Kitsune

Um, what is this thing for again?

demondude777
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demondude777

Would you like some hod dogs with your rapture, your holyness?

Chris
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Chris

Seriously-don’t do it.

Tom P.
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Tom P.

“Oil Can” Boyd would never pitch a steel-wire laced baseball, for fear it would be hit back to him and scar his beautiful face.

Gloria
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Gloria

“Once I had an oilcan and it was a gas / Soon turned out it was a pot of glass..”

Powerful Entity
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Powerful Entity

That nice gentleman, De Clean Shua took care of the balls, but my butt is still ruptured. And my beautiful is affected.

KBurchfiel
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KBurchfiel

The problem is, this is the kind of safety warning that’s actually important to understand.

Lora
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Lora

Yes, fall last year quite heavy. Many leaves cover ground. Hard to rake, do not want heavy fall… Kimosabe.

Yugan Dali
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Like fruit you want know China language sentence structure like what, this set instruction book then wrong-not-far. (translation: If you have wondered what sentence structure is like in the Chinese language, these instructions will give you a pretty good idea. )

Yugan Dali
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sorry, 差不多 should be wrong-no-many, not wrong-not-far. Double no up!

liam1224
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liam1224

I hope that pot of as glass won’t collide with me

liam1224
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liam1224

I think don’t will want!

EffEff
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EffEff

I’d like to see a “hard thing collision” – Oilcan Boyd swinging a steel wire bat onto Pol Pot’s face!

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Oilcan, pot of a glass, oily burn into pot of in, pot of body, claen…
Well, I am not a brain specialist!

cookingwithoatmeal
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cookingwithoatmeal

What ‘other hard thing’ are we talking here?
…….DO NOT WANT!

Jack
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Jack

That is worse than google translate

vinder
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not ams way to spells it

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