Take me out to the steel wire’s ball games…

Take me out to the steel wire’s ball games…

posted on 26 Jan 2011 in Chinglish

Oily foods give me but-rupture, too.


Photo courtesy of Nick Zantop.
Oily oilcan from China.

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Eduard
Eduard
9 years ago

The fact that no one understands doesn’t

SF
SF
9 years ago

If you start filling oily oilcans, you are on a slippery slope.

FatKenney
FatKenney
9 years ago

I decide I don’t will purchase this beautiful oily oilcan, for fear I cause the abundant injury and heavy fall on the floor.

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

Pot of in, pot of body, pot of as glass.
No, officer, none of these are mine.
They’re with the oil can.

Eduard
Eduard
9 years ago

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Jellychop
Jellychop
9 years ago

If oily oilcan can’t take the heat, oily oilcan needs to get out of the kitchen.

DrLex
DrLex
9 years ago

Do not want

Jazzy
Jazzy
9 years ago

I like this religion. There are only four commandments!

Simon
Simon
9 years ago

Once I got to “de clean Shua” I went back to the beginning and re-read it in a Jamaican accent. Give it a try, it’s worth it.

Yannush
Yannush
9 years ago

The guy who’s written this must have smoked a lot of pot.

DrZos
DrZos
9 years ago

Please don’t will

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
9 years ago

Can anyone introduce me to de clean Shua? I want to play the steel wire’s ball game with her.

Scoopy
9 years ago

The steel wire’s ball game may have a beautiful affect.
We it try must!

DrZos
DrZos
9 years ago

Ladies & Gentlemen,
in the red corner, Hector “de clean” Shua…
and in the blue corner “The other hard thing collision”…

OK, I want a good clean fight (a.k.a. do not want heavy fall, for fear scrape affect beautiful)

DrZos
DrZos
9 years ago

Where can I score some “pot of”?

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

The pictures make it clear:
Do not use near flaming bagels.
Do not use to catch tribbles.
Do not do the thing in the middle, either.

Chris
Chris
9 years ago

Just don’t do anything and everything will be fine.

emily2903
emily2903
9 years ago

Please don’t will purchase this product.

Kitsune
Kitsune
9 years ago

Um, what is this thing for again?

demondude777
demondude777
9 years ago

Would you like some hod dogs with your rapture, your holyness?

Chris
Chris
9 years ago

Seriously-don’t do it.

Tom P.
Tom P.
9 years ago

“Oil Can” Boyd would never pitch a steel-wire laced baseball, for fear it would be hit back to him and scar his beautiful face.

Gloria
Gloria
9 years ago

“Once I had an oilcan and it was a gas / Soon turned out it was a pot of glass..”

Powerful Entity
Powerful Entity
9 years ago

That nice gentleman, De Clean Shua took care of the balls, but my butt is still ruptured. And my beautiful is affected.

KBurchfiel
KBurchfiel
9 years ago

The problem is, this is the kind of safety warning that’s actually important to understand.

Lora
Lora
9 years ago

Yes, fall last year quite heavy. Many leaves cover ground. Hard to rake, do not want heavy fall… Kimosabe.

Yugan Dali
9 years ago

Like fruit you want know China language sentence structure like what, this set instruction book then wrong-not-far. (translation: If you have wondered what sentence structure is like in the Chinese language, these instructions will give you a pretty good idea. )

Yugan Dali
9 years ago

sorry, 差不多 should be wrong-no-many, not wrong-not-far. Double no up!

liam1224
liam1224
9 years ago

I hope that pot of as glass won’t collide with me

liam1224
liam1224
9 years ago

I think don’t will want!

EffEff
EffEff
9 years ago

I’d like to see a “hard thing collision” – Oilcan Boyd swinging a steel wire bat onto Pol Pot’s face!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

Oilcan, pot of a glass, oily burn into pot of in, pot of body, claen…
Well, I am not a brain specialist!

cookingwithoatmeal
cookingwithoatmeal
9 years ago

What ‘other hard thing’ are we talking here?
…….DO NOT WANT!

Jack
Jack
9 years ago

That is worse than google translate

vinder
7 years ago

not ams way to spells it

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