That’s what she said…

That’s what she said…

posted on 7 Jan 2011 in Snacks

Photo courtesy of Michael Truscott.
Photo of a custard omiyage snack from Japan.
Hanjyuku means ‘half-cooked’ or soft boiled.

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jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Do you have such a mouth?

DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

That doesn’t make sense. It needs to be hard to enter cream into a mouth.

Eduard
Eduard
10 years ago

Agh…… What happens to the other half? It’s hard and does not melt?

Eduard
Eduard
10 years ago

Cru cream: drowsily delicious!

Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

Sounds like a specialty of the Hotel BJ.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

I’m not sure whether to be turned on or terrified

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

It melts in a mouth.
It melts in a hand not.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

Meet Cru. Cru is a petite 26yo Japanese female who enjoys long beach walks, fine red wine and French jazz. She has her own house in Tokyo, a small pet iguana and is prone to crazed & uncontrollable cannabalistic tendencies on first dates.

Contact Cru! cru@weirdoperversions.com

beechoak
beechoak
10 years ago

Haiku erotica

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

Cru is a Custard Tart. She has a new angle on erotica. Every time you are about to have an orgasm, she slaps you in the earhole with a bowl of custard.

Tong
Tong
10 years ago

I am half melted just reading it. Is she a member of that Perfect Satisfaction Association?

Jellychop
Jellychop
10 years ago

So I guess we’ll need Viagra, Pepto-Bismol, mouthwash and LOTS of coffee.

xila31
xila31
10 years ago

Nothing says appetizing like half digested cream.

coffeebot
coffeebot
10 years ago

…and for our blue-collar fans, Bru
doesn’t exactly melt in the mouth but we’ve got the drowsily

Soldán
Soldán
10 years ago

Let me ask you a question, punk: Do you swallow ??

emily2903
emily2903
10 years ago

Spent the last 10 minutes trying to figure out what ‘half digestion drowsily’ means. Am feeling drowsy now…..

kitsune
kitsune
10 years ago

It melts in a mouth, just not yours.

sparky
sparky
9 years ago

Didn’t anyone notice the background? Looks familiar. Maybe it’s just me.

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