That’s what she said…

That’s what she said…

posted on 7 Jan 2011 in Snacks

Photo courtesy of Michael Truscott.
Photo of a custard omiyage snack from Japan.
Hanjyuku means ‘half-cooked’ or soft boiled.

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jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

Do you have such a mouth?

DrLex
DrLex
9 years ago

That doesn’t make sense. It needs to be hard to enter cream into a mouth.

Eduard
Eduard
9 years ago

Agh…… What happens to the other half? It’s hard and does not melt?

Eduard
Eduard
9 years ago

Cru cream: drowsily delicious!

Algernon
Algernon
9 years ago

Sounds like a specialty of the Hotel BJ.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
9 years ago

I’m not sure whether to be turned on or terrified

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

It melts in a mouth.
It melts in a hand not.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
9 years ago

Meet Cru. Cru is a petite 26yo Japanese female who enjoys long beach walks, fine red wine and French jazz. She has her own house in Tokyo, a small pet iguana and is prone to crazed & uncontrollable cannabalistic tendencies on first dates.

Contact Cru! cru@weirdoperversions.com

beechoak
beechoak
9 years ago

Haiku erotica

Eccekio
Eccekio
9 years ago

Cru is a Custard Tart. She has a new angle on erotica. Every time you are about to have an orgasm, she slaps you in the earhole with a bowl of custard.

Tong
Tong
9 years ago

I am half melted just reading it. Is she a member of that Perfect Satisfaction Association?

Jellychop
Jellychop
9 years ago

So I guess we’ll need Viagra, Pepto-Bismol, mouthwash and LOTS of coffee.

xila31
xila31
9 years ago

Nothing says appetizing like half digested cream.

coffeebot
coffeebot
9 years ago

…and for our blue-collar fans, Bru
doesn’t exactly melt in the mouth but we’ve got the drowsily

Soldán
Soldán
9 years ago

Let me ask you a question, punk: Do you swallow ??

emily2903
emily2903
9 years ago

Spent the last 10 minutes trying to figure out what ‘half digestion drowsily’ means. Am feeling drowsy now…..

kitsune
kitsune
9 years ago

It melts in a mouth, just not yours.

sparky
sparky
8 years ago

Didn’t anyone notice the background? Looks familiar. Maybe it’s just me.

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