The cook is now on the TSA watch list…

The cook is now on the TSA watch list…

posted on 18 Jan 2011 in Chinglish, Menus

Photo courtesy of Sam Carter.
Found at restaurant in Beijing, China.

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Algernon
Algernon
9 years ago

Beware buelatiful woman this stuff blows your head off.

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

Your head is fired. Get out!
The rest of you, however, is expected to get back to work.

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

Raymond Chandler ate here.

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

It’s made with stuff, so it’s got to be good.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
9 years ago

One main of spicy beautiful woman stuff with exploding fries, please. But hoold the squid head.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
9 years ago

Sorry, we’re fresh out of beautiful woman pepper. We can do it with communist pepper or inexperienced pepper though.

DrLex
DrLex
9 years ago

I wonder what the Scoville score would be for exploding semtex fries.

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

WARNING: May contain nuts, beautiful women and exploding chefs.

krysto4
9 years ago

“Sir, please step out of the line – we’ve detected exploding fries in your underwear…”

Take2
Take2
9 years ago

Does the HR office allow spicily firing?

d17nk
d17nk
9 years ago

apparantly, they hire octopus for waiters in China

Someone
Someone
9 years ago

Is that an exploding frie in your pants or are you just happy to see the pepper?

Tekleader
Tekleader
9 years ago

“Delicious! By the way, what happened to that other guy who used to work here?”

Classic Steve
9 years ago

I hope the employee was whoever wrote this menu.

Chris
Chris
9 years ago

Beautiful woman pepper! Wouldn’t you like to be a pepper too?

SilverRose
SilverRose
9 years ago

A, that was a wild night at the Chinese resturant! HOLY CATS WE’RE ON YOUTUBE!

demondude777
demondude777
9 years ago

Wow. I don’t know if I just want to eat here, or take out an application to work so I can watch the show. Cooks that explode stuff, employees getting fired…this sounds fun.

Xila31
Xila31
9 years ago

The employee was fired with a dash of tabasco and a side of exploding fries.

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
9 years ago

That’s not squid…

Snufkin
Snufkin
9 years ago

“Waiter, there’s a beautiful woman in my soup!”

“Ah, yes sir, we apologize. I’ll be happy to get you something else instead. I can assure you the chef responsible has been…ah…terminated.”

“Ah, well, in that case….hm…”

“Might I recommend the Grills Crazy Chef Serve Him for Dinner Soup? It’s very…. fresh.”

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
9 years ago

This is a secret dish adapted from the French Revolution when they have heads rolling all around.

Yannush
Yannush
9 years ago

The cook was punished for what he did to the duck which later exploded.

Darth Na'vi
Darth Na'vi
9 years ago

I dunno. This may be the best one yet out of China’s menus generated by online translation.

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
9 years ago

Don’t they know that beautiful women named Pepper and squidheads with garlic breath don’t mix?

Cecily
Cecily
9 years ago

“This squid head is absolutely delicious! I’ve never had such…OH MY GOD, it’s the cook! He’s gone spicy in the head…and he’s got exploding fries! EVERYBODY GET DOWN!”

Bob
Bob
9 years ago

A coworker told me that to be “fried a squid” is a slang term in Chinese meaning that you’ve been fired. So the real name of this dish should be “Spicily Fried Squid Head.” (I’ve known a couple of employees who were squidheads…)

Lora
Lora
9 years ago

The stuff they put on the Kid’s Menu these days…

emily
emily
9 years ago

Waiter: May I take your order, sir?
Diner: Bring me the beautiful woman. No pepper please.

Rob
Rob
9 years ago

When “parsley” is the only remotely appetizing-sounding part of the meal, you know it’s not a good sign.

Wile E. Coyote Super Genius

Seems like everything on the menu here explodes then fries, and if it’s not made with beautiful woman pepper then it tastes like Kim Possible. Sex and gunpowder rule the Muddle Kingdom ….

Martin Zhang
9 years ago

how do you fire employees with spicily do you feed the employee lots of beautiful woman pepper?

EffEff
EffEff
9 years ago

“Scotty, there’s a strange woman in my soup who knows my entire meal plan!”

garudamon11
garudamon11
9 years ago

Employee: “Damn! cant get rid of my boss even in vacation!”

Cami
Cami
9 years ago

I mean, he was a pretty bad waiter.

Long Tom
Long Tom
9 years ago

I remember seeing a news item about bursting watermelons in China.

Davey8
Davey8
9 years ago

Uhm, now that I know explosives are required for a lot of Asian cooking, is it too late to back out of my Chinese cooking class?!

MamiZombie
MamiZombie
9 years ago

“Let’s see, I’ve got the parsley, tender garlic stem and squid head. Now where can I find the Beautiful Woman Pepper? Is it at the Adult Desserts aisle?”

MamiZombie
MamiZombie
9 years ago

Sorry, should be at Adult Spices aisle.

Chris Coffman
Chris Coffman
9 years ago

You are experience angrerd head are tardy, make from fries when blewed in!! Enjoy the onry woman!

sparky
sparky
8 years ago

Q: Wow do you get squid head?
A: Very carefully!

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