The dog needs a rest

The dog needs a rest

posted on 6 Jan 2011 in Chinglish

Photo courtesy of Vit Kozianski.
Found in Shenzhen, China.

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Eduard
Eduard
10 years ago

We here at K9 Advertising came up with a revolutionary printed material that will keep off unwanted by-passers: Introducing “The Doggie-stopper”!

Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

No walkies here.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

You keep off the dog, and the dog will keep off of you.

DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

Doing it doggy-style is also prohibited here, I presume?

SF
SF
10 years ago

Being eaten is one thing, being harassed is another one.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

I’m Rover and I approved this message.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

…but go for your life with the cat

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

Keep off the dog: It is trying to move it’s bowels in peace

beechoak
beechoak
10 years ago

I’m getting off my dogs; I’ve been walking around all day, and boy, are they tired!

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

Bestiality is frowned upon here.

Jellychop
Jellychop
10 years ago

Too bad fleas and ticks can’t read.

FatKenney
FatKenney
10 years ago

Apparently, riding the dog like it’s a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Every year it’s the same old resolution: Try to stay dog-free…

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Is that a lipstick in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?

xila31
xila31
10 years ago

And beware of grass!

Someone
Someone
10 years ago

How nice, they’re protecting all dogs there. Everyone should bring their dog to that place!

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
10 years ago

WARNING – Fierce dog!

kitsune
kitsune
10 years ago

Apparently bestiality laws needed clarifying.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

“I want to be alone” said Greta Dogbo

RT
RT
10 years ago

where my dawgs at? RrRrrrr… ARF ARF

Tong
Tong
10 years ago

He is taken! Try next door.

tim wittman
tim wittman
10 years ago

But, Dude, I can’t help it. That dog is so HOT!

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

WE. ARE NOT AMUSED

phoenixx
phoenixx
10 years ago

who let the dogs out?

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

Doggie crappie on tiles upsettie owner.

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

EDIt: Doggie crappie on tiles upsettie owner. Owner makie bad noise and jumpie up and down on head.

Dawn
Dawn
10 years ago

No “hair of the dog” here. You’ll just have to sleep it off.

Nerikull
Nerikull
10 years ago

Keep off the dog…ya damn kids!!!

Todd
Todd
10 years ago

Dog free is the way to be!

Lora
Lora
10 years ago

Hey human, get off my back!

Bill Gates
Bill Gates
10 years ago

No putting on the dog. We don’t like those who put on airs in these parts.

Bill Gates
Bill Gates
10 years ago

If someone offers you some dog, just say NO.

Diddims
Diddims
10 years ago

Dogs hate sexual harassment.

Eoin
Eoin
10 years ago

I saw a sign like that in Aberdeen once, only it said “Keep off the sheep”

Punkie
Punkie
10 years ago

Needless to say… because of monkeys.

EffEff
EffEff
10 years ago

Now that’s putting on the dog!

Bad
Bad
10 years ago

Try not to screw the pooch…

larry black
larry black
9 years ago

He’s had a ruff day already.

sparky
sparky
9 years ago

Thank you! But there something nicer inside.

Myself
Myself
4 years ago

@Eoin 2:20
Was the sign manufactured by this company, perchance? (https://www.engrish.com/2011/02/lube-sheep-for-best-results/)

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