The dog needs a rest

The dog needs a rest

posted on 6 Jan 2011 in Chinglish

Photo courtesy of Vit Kozianski.
Found in Shenzhen, China.

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Eduard
Eduard
9 years ago

We here at K9 Advertising came up with a revolutionary printed material that will keep off unwanted by-passers: Introducing “The Doggie-stopper”!

Algernon
Algernon
9 years ago

No walkies here.

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

You keep off the dog, and the dog will keep off of you.

DrLex
DrLex
9 years ago

Doing it doggy-style is also prohibited here, I presume?

SF
SF
9 years ago

Being eaten is one thing, being harassed is another one.

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

I’m Rover and I approved this message.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
9 years ago

…but go for your life with the cat

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
9 years ago

Keep off the dog: It is trying to move it’s bowels in peace

beechoak
beechoak
9 years ago

I’m getting off my dogs; I’ve been walking around all day, and boy, are they tired!

Eccekio
Eccekio
9 years ago

Bestiality is frowned upon here.

Jellychop
Jellychop
9 years ago

Too bad fleas and ticks can’t read.

FatKenney
FatKenney
9 years ago

Apparently, riding the dog like it’s a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment.

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

Every year it’s the same old resolution: Try to stay dog-free…

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

Is that a lipstick in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?

xila31
xila31
9 years ago

And beware of grass!

Someone
Someone
9 years ago

How nice, they’re protecting all dogs there. Everyone should bring their dog to that place!

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
9 years ago

WARNING – Fierce dog!

kitsune
kitsune
9 years ago

Apparently bestiality laws needed clarifying.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
9 years ago

“I want to be alone” said Greta Dogbo

RT
RT
9 years ago

where my dawgs at? RrRrrrr… ARF ARF

Tong
Tong
9 years ago

He is taken! Try next door.

tim wittman
tim wittman
9 years ago

But, Dude, I can’t help it. That dog is so HOT!

Eccekio
Eccekio
9 years ago

WE. ARE NOT AMUSED

phoenixx
phoenixx
9 years ago

who let the dogs out?

Eccekio
Eccekio
9 years ago

Doggie crappie on tiles upsettie owner.

Eccekio
Eccekio
9 years ago

EDIt: Doggie crappie on tiles upsettie owner. Owner makie bad noise and jumpie up and down on head.

Dawn
Dawn
9 years ago

No “hair of the dog” here. You’ll just have to sleep it off.

Nerikull
Nerikull
9 years ago

Keep off the dog…ya damn kids!!!

Todd
Todd
9 years ago

Dog free is the way to be!

Lora
Lora
9 years ago

Hey human, get off my back!

Bill Gates
Bill Gates
9 years ago

No putting on the dog. We don’t like those who put on airs in these parts.

Bill Gates
Bill Gates
9 years ago

If someone offers you some dog, just say NO.

Diddims
Diddims
9 years ago

Dogs hate sexual harassment.

Eoin
Eoin
9 years ago

I saw a sign like that in Aberdeen once, only it said “Keep off the sheep”

Punkie
Punkie
9 years ago

Needless to say… because of monkeys.

EffEff
EffEff
9 years ago

Now that’s putting on the dog!

Bad
Bad
9 years ago

Try not to screw the pooch…

larry black
larry black
9 years ago

He’s had a ruff day already.

sparky
sparky
8 years ago

Thank you! But there something nicer inside.

Myself
Myself
3 years ago

@Eoin 2:20
Was the sign manufactured by this company, perchance? (https://www.engrish.com/2011/02/lube-sheep-for-best-results/)

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