What’s that fragrance?

What’s that fragrance?

posted on 22 Jan 2011 in Chinglish

A little something extra if you pull my weeds…

Photo courtesy of Paul Brock.
Sign found in China.

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Algernon
Algernon
9 years ago

It’s hidden under the stone.

DrLex
DrLex
9 years ago

Tranquility is also required if you want to hear me returning fragrance.

SF
SF
9 years ago

I would have expected this on toilets, not on a stone.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
9 years ago

Not me! All I need is beans!

Jellychop
Jellychop
9 years ago

…Threaten me and you’ll get the smell of fear!

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
9 years ago

Give me annoyance and I’ll give you tear gases.

Andy
Andy
9 years ago

Tranquility Base here, the Eagle has….

Jebus! What’s that smell? When was the last time you took a shower? And isn’t that the same spacesuit you were wearing yesterday?

coffeebot
coffeebot
9 years ago

Not quite “give a mouse a cookie” but it’ll do

Salome
Salome
9 years ago

Shut up and let me fart.

RT
RT
9 years ago

I believe the saying is “pull my finger”

phoenixx
phoenixx
9 years ago

silence is golden…

Wile E. Coyote Super Genius

Is fragrance so dear or scent so sweet that it must be purchased at the price of chains and slavery? … Nope, not exactly what Patrick Henry had in mind.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
9 years ago

No, first you give me back my cologne, and *then* I’ll leave you alone!

Bill Gates
Bill Gates
9 years ago

The old vent tightens right up under stress.

Take2
Take2
9 years ago

That’s rock son, nothing else in the world smells like that . . . I love the smell of rock in the morning!

Chuck
Chuck
9 years ago

The corollary to “Give me liberty or give me death!’

(Death by fragrance)

samuel
samuel
9 years ago

Leave the tranquility under this rock in an hour
DON’T call the cops if you EVER want your fragrance back!

Tekleader
Tekleader
9 years ago

More polite version of “Leave me alone or I will fart on you.”

Dania
Dania
9 years ago

This happens to me every time I do yoga.

Gloria
Gloria
9 years ago

It gives me tranquility and then it gets the fragrance again!!

liam1224
liam1224
9 years ago

the rock has had a stressful day

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