What’s that fragrance?

What’s that fragrance?

posted on 22 Jan 2011 in Chinglish

A little something extra if you pull my weeds…

Photo courtesy of Paul Brock.
Sign found in China.

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Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

It’s hidden under the stone.

DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

Tranquility is also required if you want to hear me returning fragrance.

SF
SF
10 years ago

I would have expected this on toilets, not on a stone.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

Not me! All I need is beans!

Jellychop
Jellychop
10 years ago

…Threaten me and you’ll get the smell of fear!

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

Give me annoyance and I’ll give you tear gases.

Andy
Andy
10 years ago

Tranquility Base here, the Eagle has….

Jebus! What’s that smell? When was the last time you took a shower? And isn’t that the same spacesuit you were wearing yesterday?

coffeebot
coffeebot
10 years ago

Not quite “give a mouse a cookie” but it’ll do

Salome
Salome
10 years ago

Shut up and let me fart.

RT
RT
10 years ago

I believe the saying is “pull my finger”

phoenixx
phoenixx
10 years ago

silence is golden…

Wile E. Coyote Super Genius

Is fragrance so dear or scent so sweet that it must be purchased at the price of chains and slavery? … Nope, not exactly what Patrick Henry had in mind.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
10 years ago

No, first you give me back my cologne, and *then* I’ll leave you alone!

Bill Gates
Bill Gates
10 years ago

The old vent tightens right up under stress.

Take2
Take2
10 years ago

That’s rock son, nothing else in the world smells like that . . . I love the smell of rock in the morning!

Chuck
Chuck
10 years ago

The corollary to “Give me liberty or give me death!’

(Death by fragrance)

samuel
samuel
10 years ago

Leave the tranquility under this rock in an hour
DON’T call the cops if you EVER want your fragrance back!

Tekleader
Tekleader
10 years ago

More polite version of “Leave me alone or I will fart on you.”

Dania
Dania
10 years ago

This happens to me every time I do yoga.

Gloria
Gloria
10 years ago

It gives me tranquility and then it gets the fragrance again!!

liam1224
liam1224
10 years ago

the rock has had a stressful day

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