Have you hugged you lawn today?
Photo courtesy of Paul Brock.
Sign to stay off of grass.
Hateful suicidal trespassers and emos will be severely persecuted!
Look, we’ve been through this all before…I was drunk, it was dark, you smelt nice…you have to get over it!
Kiss my grass!
I’m such an I specialist
To see a world in a grain of sand,
And a heaven in a wild flower,
Your dog must not poop on this land,
Parking limit: one hour.
Today is “I love Crabgrass Day”. Please show your love to all craps.
Peace, love, grass.
Please keep off the life.
And peace on you too.
But is it true love or just hormones?
So does this mean it is a bad spot to kill myself? *confused*
Love means never having to say Mow
“Officer, my lawn is stalking me from my bushes again.”
I love you, Mr. Sign! Big hugs!
hippie lawn care
Yes, but how do I know you won’t leave me for some other patch of lawn?
I think it all depends on which grass this sign is referencing…