Can I still hate mowing you?

Can I still hate mowing you?

posted on 18 Feb 2011 in Chinglish

Have you hugged you lawn today?

Photo courtesy of Paul Brock.
Sign to stay off of grass.

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Eduard
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Eduard

Hateful suicidal trespassers and emos will be severely persecuted!

faulty wiring
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faulty wiring

Look, we’ve been through this all before…I was drunk, it was dark, you smelt nice…you have to get over it!

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Kiss my grass!

Algernon
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Algernon

I’m such an I specialist

jjhitt
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jjhitt

To see a world in a grain of sand,
And a heaven in a wild flower,
Your dog must not poop on this land,
Parking limit: one hour.

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

Today is “I love Crabgrass Day”. Please show your love to all craps.

FatKenney
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FatKenney

Peace, love, grass.

beechoak
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beechoak

Tree hugger!

Classic Steve
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Please keep off the life.

Eccekio
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Eccekio

And peace on you too.

Chris
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Chris

But is it true love or just hormones?

demondude777
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demondude777

So does this mean it is a bad spot to kill myself? *confused*

coffeebot
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coffeebot

Love means never having to say Mow

xila31
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xila31

“Officer, my lawn is stalking me from my bushes again.”

Lora
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Lora

I love you, Mr. Sign! Big hugs!

phoenixx
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phoenixx

hippie lawn care

Wile E. Coyote Super Genius
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Yes, but how do I know you won’t leave me for some other patch of lawn?

Silverwolf
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I think it all depends on which grass this sign is referencing…

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