Can I still hate mowing you?

Can I still hate mowing you?

posted on 18 Feb 2011 in Chinglish

Have you hugged you lawn today?

Photo courtesy of Paul Brock.
Sign to stay off of grass.

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Eduard
Eduard
10 years ago

Hateful suicidal trespassers and emos will be severely persecuted!

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

Look, we’ve been through this all before…I was drunk, it was dark, you smelt nice…you have to get over it!

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Kiss my grass!

Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

I’m such an I specialist

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

To see a world in a grain of sand,
And a heaven in a wild flower,
Your dog must not poop on this land,
Parking limit: one hour.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

Today is “I love Crabgrass Day”. Please show your love to all craps.

FatKenney
FatKenney
10 years ago

Peace, love, grass.

beechoak
beechoak
10 years ago

Tree hugger!

Classic Steve
10 years ago

Please keep off the life.

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

And peace on you too.

Chris
Chris
10 years ago

But is it true love or just hormones?

demondude777
demondude777
10 years ago

So does this mean it is a bad spot to kill myself? *confused*

coffeebot
coffeebot
10 years ago

Love means never having to say Mow

xila31
xila31
10 years ago

“Officer, my lawn is stalking me from my bushes again.”

Lora
Lora
10 years ago

I love you, Mr. Sign! Big hugs!

phoenixx
phoenixx
10 years ago

hippie lawn care

Wile E. Coyote Super Genius

Yes, but how do I know you won’t leave me for some other patch of lawn?

Silverwolf
9 years ago

I think it all depends on which grass this sign is referencing…

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