Consult your doctor if effect lasts more than 4 hours…

Consult your doctor if effect lasts more than 4 hours…

posted on 7 Feb 2011 in Toiletries

Photo courtesy of Devin Nail.
Found in Tokyo, Japan.

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Eduard
Eduard
9 years ago

The strong spray for woody men enjoyed by moody women!

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
9 years ago

Doesn’t look big enough for the job of deodorising 8×4 men’s woodies

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
9 years ago

New from 8×4: Woody deodorant and polish! Polish your woody with one of our sensually scented fragrances that are guaranteed to turn her on. And don’t forget the forte mix with extra gloss for those special occasions.

Coming soon: Musk scented termite repellent, to keep it clean and fresh when the going gets questionable

Algernon
Algernon
9 years ago

Does using this mean you’ll get wood.

Rm
Rm
9 years ago

It was all sensual woody for 8×4 until it got floored by the axe effect..

beechoak
beechoak
9 years ago

8-foot tall by 4-foot wide? That’s not a woody! That’s the whole tree!

beechoak
beechoak
9 years ago

What do you get when you cross a male organ with a telephone pole?

You get an 8×4 woody that wants to reach out and touch someone!

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

8×4. Four times more powerful than being smacked with a 2×4.

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

I love the smell of plywood in the morning…

terri
terri
9 years ago

8×4 are the standard measurements for this item. 8 inches long by 4 inches in circumference.

Jellychop
Jellychop
9 years ago

8×4 sensual woody: It’s not The Joy of Sex; it’s The Joists of Sex.

Eccekio
Eccekio
9 years ago

Do the Japanese use centimetres or inches?

Eccekio
Eccekio
9 years ago

If it is 8 X 4 centimetres, then what I have heard about Japanese men is true.

Eduard
Eduard
9 years ago

I hear they are facing stiff competition……

Chris
Chris
9 years ago

Got wood?

WokBoy
WokBoy
9 years ago

I’m betting Ed Wood would enjoy Plan 8×4 from outer space

kitsune
kitsune
9 years ago

When two and a half men just isn’t enough,

RT
RT
9 years ago

harro radies. rook at your man. now back to me. now back to your man. now back to me. sadly, he isn’t me. but if he switch to 8×4 men he have rarge dicku rik me.

xila31
xila31
9 years ago

Smell 84 times more like a man. Take that, Old Spice

Chuck
Chuck
9 years ago

“Hello, Doctor. My 8X4 Sensual Woody has lasted five hours.”

“No, no, no. I’m just calling to brag !”

Bill Gates
Bill Gates
9 years ago

Graham Chapman had the last word on woodiness: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gwXJsWHupg

coffeebot
coffeebot
9 years ago

8 inch length, 4 inch girth… sir, you can’t take that on the plane until it’s exsanguinated.

DragonLady
DragonLady
9 years ago

sensual Woody, huh…what a braggart

EffEff
EffEff
9 years ago

“I got a 30-foot wagon and I call it my woody.
Wood City, here we come.”

– Jan & Dean

Wile E. Coyote Super Genius

Also comes in Warm Stiffy and Loving Hard-On.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

Is 32! Many Woody Man!

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