English rule #1: Neatness not required

English rule #1: Neatness not required

posted on 22 Feb 2011 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

Be expect job as to translator!


Photo courtesy of Earl.
English academy in South Korea.
(β€œNEAT” stands for National English Ability Test).

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Eduard
Eduard
9 years ago

Welcome to our “How to French” class. I’ll be your teacher, Dr. Love.
Don’t worry if you are at noob at this. You are learn!
Now, I need a neat blonde volunteer…

DrLex
DrLex
9 years ago

I can already English! I am smile!

Camy
Camy
9 years ago

I Englished my friend yesterday, but he wasn’t smile. ..

Algernon
Algernon
9 years ago

Always with a smile

garudamon11
garudamon11
9 years ago

so thats why we are getting alot of engrish from korea lately ?

Andy
Andy
9 years ago

Korean women’s smiles go up and down instead of left to right.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
9 years ago

How to Korean πŸ™

Jellychop
Jellychop
9 years ago

Don’t worry about How to Grammar.

Jazzy
Jazzy
9 years ago

“How to English” will be followed by a sequel “How to Engrish.”

laguardia
laguardia
9 years ago

it’s not necessary. i’ve been englished.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
9 years ago

I’m frown! People speaking english laughing too much to me, speak me anytime words.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
9 years ago

Don’t worry about pay! Be smile with How to Shoplift!

xila31
xila31
9 years ago

Don’t worry about neat! English like caveman. Need learn some words. Forget rest.

Chuck
Chuck
9 years ago

Don’t worry about Neat when you have Cool with Cooling Cube !!

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

I’m waiting for ‘Be Management with How To Brain’.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
9 years ago

@jjhitt:

No, you’re thinking of ‘Be Management with How to Backside’

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
9 years ago

Be promotion, and how to blowhole.

Classic Steve
9 years ago

So when I thought I bought a guide to “polishing”…

Ninos Ishaia
Ninos Ishaia
9 years ago

My pockets are aching me. Be smile to I have be Englished !

Lora
Lora
9 years ago

NEAT stands for National English Ability Test. And don’t worry about it. The author of this book didn’t either when they failed. πŸ™‚

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
9 years ago

@Camy. I Frenched my friend yesterday and she smiled like a Cheshire Cat.

coffeebot
coffeebot
9 years ago

Rule Number 1: Be smile
Rule Number 2: Open a mouth
Rule Number 4: Think of a thought
Rule Number 3: English the person!

Pete
Pete
9 years ago

No, no, no, that was a typo and an omission.
What they meant to say was:

“Don’t worry about MEAT. Worry about Kimchi.”

liam1224
liam1224
9 years ago

I can now speaked english perfect!

ann
ann
9 years ago

Any good speaker knows that a “u” follows a “q”…or that’s what it looks like to me… “Enqulish”. As in, “I have no Enqulish what you’re talking about.”

SomeGuy
SomeGuy
9 years ago

Be smile with visit website. “Don’t worry about NEAT” demonstrated liberally.

Seventy-2rd o'clock
Seventy-2rd o'clock
9 years ago

An Engrish: ”How to English!”
Manuel: ”I speak Eeengrish. I learned it from a boook.”

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

No!
How to be smiled with Engrish! is that.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

Be never worry about ‘Non English Ability Test’… is to be translate.

ibloedel
ibloedel
9 years ago

wow… ironic

iLock
iLock
9 years ago

Don’t worry about proper grammar!

HardRockMark
HardRockMark
9 years ago

crappy broken sentences engrish, just fine will be!

ssssss
ssssss
8 years ago

that doesn’t grammar properly clams

Chinese Translation
8 years ago

big smile, that’s what sell…

f
f
8 years ago

don’t worry, be smile

pete
pete
8 years ago

And If there was a colon, everything would be a whole less fun! xxD

pete
pete
8 years ago

And If there was a colon, everything would be a lot less fun! xxD

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