English rule #1: Neatness not required

English rule #1: Neatness not required

posted on 22 Feb 2011 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

Be expect job as to translator!


Photo courtesy of Earl.
English academy in South Korea.
(β€œNEAT” stands for National English Ability Test).

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Eduard
Eduard
10 years ago

Welcome to our “How to French” class. I’ll be your teacher, Dr. Love.
Don’t worry if you are at noob at this. You are learn!
Now, I need a neat blonde volunteer…

DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

I can already English! I am smile!

Camy
Camy
10 years ago

I Englished my friend yesterday, but he wasn’t smile. ..

Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

Always with a smile

garudamon11
garudamon11
10 years ago

so thats why we are getting alot of engrish from korea lately ?

Andy
Andy
10 years ago

Korean women’s smiles go up and down instead of left to right.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

How to Korean πŸ™

Jellychop
Jellychop
10 years ago

Don’t worry about How to Grammar.

Jazzy
Jazzy
10 years ago

“How to English” will be followed by a sequel “How to Engrish.”

laguardia
laguardia
10 years ago

it’s not necessary. i’ve been englished.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

I’m frown! People speaking english laughing too much to me, speak me anytime words.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

Don’t worry about pay! Be smile with How to Shoplift!

xila31
xila31
10 years ago

Don’t worry about neat! English like caveman. Need learn some words. Forget rest.

Chuck
Chuck
10 years ago

Don’t worry about Neat when you have Cool with Cooling Cube !!

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

I’m waiting for ‘Be Management with How To Brain’.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

@jjhitt:

No, you’re thinking of ‘Be Management with How to Backside’

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
10 years ago

Be promotion, and how to blowhole.

Classic Steve
10 years ago

So when I thought I bought a guide to “polishing”…

Ninos Ishaia
Ninos Ishaia
10 years ago

My pockets are aching me. Be smile to I have be Englished !

Lora
Lora
10 years ago

NEAT stands for National English Ability Test. And don’t worry about it. The author of this book didn’t either when they failed. πŸ™‚

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
10 years ago

@Camy. I Frenched my friend yesterday and she smiled like a Cheshire Cat.

coffeebot
coffeebot
10 years ago

Rule Number 1: Be smile
Rule Number 2: Open a mouth
Rule Number 4: Think of a thought
Rule Number 3: English the person!

Pete
Pete
10 years ago

No, no, no, that was a typo and an omission.
What they meant to say was:

“Don’t worry about MEAT. Worry about Kimchi.”

liam1224
liam1224
10 years ago

I can now speaked english perfect!

ann
ann
10 years ago

Any good speaker knows that a “u” follows a “q”…or that’s what it looks like to me… “Enqulish”. As in, “I have no Enqulish what you’re talking about.”

SomeGuy
SomeGuy
10 years ago

Be smile with visit website. “Don’t worry about NEAT” demonstrated liberally.

Seventy-2rd o'clock
Seventy-2rd o'clock
10 years ago

An Engrish: ”How to English!”
Manuel: ”I speak Eeengrish. I learned it from a boook.”

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

No!
How to be smiled with Engrish! is that.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Be never worry about ‘Non English Ability Test’… is to be translate.

ibloedel
ibloedel
9 years ago

wow… ironic

iLock
iLock
9 years ago

Don’t worry about proper grammar!

HardRockMark
HardRockMark
9 years ago

crappy broken sentences engrish, just fine will be!

ssssss
ssssss
9 years ago

that doesn’t grammar properly clams

Chinese Translation
9 years ago

big smile, that’s what sell…

f
f
9 years ago

don’t worry, be smile

pete
pete
9 years ago

And If there was a colon, everything would be a whole less fun! xxD

pete
pete
9 years ago

And If there was a colon, everything would be a lot less fun! xxD

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