For your chillier life!

For your chillier life!

posted on 1 Feb 2011 in Chinglish

Ahhh… cooliness



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Eduard
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Eduard

Today in the NBA: Cavs keep Heat away after energizing fans with Cool Kat, as Hot Dog attempts fail !

faulty wiring
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faulty wiring

It was only when poodle breeder John read the can’s label that the reason for his prize bitch’s recent lack of interest finally became apparent

DrLex
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DrLex

I think pouring the Wong Lo Kat onto the heatiness will work better to extinguish it.

Jay
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Jay

Wong Lo is the brother that Phil Thomas Katt doesn’t talk about.

Algernon
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Algernon

If you do want stay heaty don’t drink it at all

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

Kit Kat causes the heatiness. Wong Lo Kat takes the heatiness away.

SF
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SF

Because of monkiness

Eccekio
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Eccekio

This drink tastes like cat’s piss???

Scott
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Scott

Actually, it’s very difficult to translate this quite Chinese concept into English.

Chuck
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Chuck

It’s Millier time !

John
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John

There’s truthiness in this label.

DrZos
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DrZos

Go Miami Heatiness!!!

fC
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fC

there is nothing wrong with this.

It’s just a term used in traditional chinese medicine

jjhitt
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jjhitt

No lo kats were harmed in the production of this item.

Classic Steve
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What about warmitude?

A Non-Y Mouse
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A Non-Y Mouse

Very popular among coolies.

Tom P.
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Tom P.

This product a substitute for neutering tom kats in heat.

engrishwebmaster
Admin

Now I have energiness!

Gwydion Williams
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Gwydion Williams

Drink Wong, Live Wong, be a Lo Kat!

Stopchicks
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Stopchicks

Preferred 5-to-1 in taste tests over competitor Wang Hi Dog.

RT
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RT

But I wanted to take my tarents to Soush Beech…

ngyonghan
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ngyonghan

“Wong lo kat” is a Chinese Herbal drink sold to reduce the discomfort caused by “heat” inside the body.

It is supposed to be bitter, but the ones sold in aluminum cans and sold commercially are sweeter. 😀

Stopchicks
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Stopchicks

I dunno, I always kind of liked having body heat. Keeps me alive and all.

coffeebot
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coffeebot

Do you have anything for energyness?

Dr Quak
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Dr Quak

You have heatiness – too much heat in body. Drink Wong Lo Kat and come back in morning.
“You mean I have a fever? But Doc, my temperature is normal!”
No, not fever. Cannot measure heatiness with thermometer.
Heatiness part of ancient Chinese medicine. Drink Wong Lo Kat.
“But Doc, Wong Lo Kat was only invented in 1928!”

EffEff
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EffEff

Now if it said “Keep HEAVINESS away”….

K Chang
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K Chang

Ah, a uniquely “Chinese” concept… “huo” is literally “too much heat/fever inside you”. If you like the idea of Chi/Qi, it’s a misbalance between the Yin and the Yang (too much Yang). Trying to translate this must be painful for the guy. 😀

sirpaulfan
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sirpaulfan

Speaking cooliness to power.

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