For your chillier life!

For your chillier life!

posted on 1 Feb 2011 in Chinglish

Ahhh… cooliness



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Eduard
Eduard
9 years ago

Today in the NBA: Cavs keep Heat away after energizing fans with Cool Kat, as Hot Dog attempts fail !

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
9 years ago

It was only when poodle breeder John read the can’s label that the reason for his prize bitch’s recent lack of interest finally became apparent

DrLex
DrLex
9 years ago

I think pouring the Wong Lo Kat onto the heatiness will work better to extinguish it.

Jay
Jay
9 years ago

Wong Lo is the brother that Phil Thomas Katt doesn’t talk about.

Algernon
Algernon
9 years ago

If you do want stay heaty don’t drink it at all

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
9 years ago

Kit Kat causes the heatiness. Wong Lo Kat takes the heatiness away.

SF
SF
9 years ago

Because of monkiness

Eccekio
Eccekio
9 years ago

This drink tastes like cat’s piss???

Scott
Scott
9 years ago

Actually, it’s very difficult to translate this quite Chinese concept into English.

Chuck
Chuck
9 years ago

It’s Millier time !

John
John
9 years ago

There’s truthiness in this label.

DrZos
DrZos
9 years ago

Go Miami Heatiness!!!

fC
fC
9 years ago

there is nothing wrong with this.

It’s just a term used in traditional chinese medicine

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

No lo kats were harmed in the production of this item.

Classic Steve
9 years ago

What about warmitude?

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
9 years ago

Very popular among coolies.

Tom P.
Tom P.
9 years ago

This product a substitute for neutering tom kats in heat.

engrishwebmaster
Admin
9 years ago

Now I have energiness!

Gwydion Williams
Gwydion Williams
9 years ago

Drink Wong, Live Wong, be a Lo Kat!

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
9 years ago

Preferred 5-to-1 in taste tests over competitor Wang Hi Dog.

RT
RT
9 years ago

But I wanted to take my tarents to Soush Beech…

ngyonghan
ngyonghan
9 years ago

“Wong lo kat” is a Chinese Herbal drink sold to reduce the discomfort caused by “heat” inside the body.

It is supposed to be bitter, but the ones sold in aluminum cans and sold commercially are sweeter. 😀

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
9 years ago

I dunno, I always kind of liked having body heat. Keeps me alive and all.

coffeebot
coffeebot
9 years ago

Do you have anything for energyness?

Dr Quak
Dr Quak
9 years ago

You have heatiness – too much heat in body. Drink Wong Lo Kat and come back in morning.
“You mean I have a fever? But Doc, my temperature is normal!”
No, not fever. Cannot measure heatiness with thermometer.
Heatiness part of ancient Chinese medicine. Drink Wong Lo Kat.
“But Doc, Wong Lo Kat was only invented in 1928!”

EffEff
EffEff
9 years ago

Now if it said “Keep HEAVINESS away”….

K Chang
K Chang
9 years ago

Ah, a uniquely “Chinese” concept… “huo” is literally “too much heat/fever inside you”. If you like the idea of Chi/Qi, it’s a misbalance between the Yin and the Yang (too much Yang). Trying to translate this must be painful for the guy. 😀

sirpaulfan
sirpaulfan
4 years ago

Speaking cooliness to power.

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