For your key-keeping pocket attempt

For your key-keeping pocket attempt

posted on 5 Feb 2011 in Toys


Photo courtesy of Luke Dumaran.
Found in Korea.

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Algernon
Algernon
9 years ago

Available in all countries on the pack.

Algernon
Algernon
9 years ago

Whistles when touched

DrLex
DrLex
9 years ago

To avoid losing ladykiller, hand-pull the string and wrap around ladykiller. Alarm will sound if he tries to escape.

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

Hand pull style: when pulling a finger just isn’t enough.

Terri
Terri
9 years ago

It must be good, the alarm has been translated into American, Canadian, Australian, British, Icelandic, Malaysian, Peurto Rican, Romanian and a few other countries that I don’t recognize.

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
9 years ago

Anti-ladykiller. Losing, avoid. Story of my love life.

Leonard
Leonard
9 years ago

Anti-Ladykiller: because you never know when the ghost of Sir Alec Guiness may try to mug you.

krysto4
9 years ago

3rd from bottom is Croatia – next to last – no clue…

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

Next to last is Dominican Republic. Bad place for Lady Killers.

Chris
Chris
9 years ago

Here-hand pull my finger.

Anthony D
9 years ago

Why does it have the Cold Stone Creamery logo on it’s stomach?

And they could have shortened it from “Anti Lady-Killer” to just “C*** Block”

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

Is this the alarm that will operate if I go on the balcony?
I had no idea a Gurdman was going to look like a Panda Puppy thing.

Gwydion Williams
Gwydion Williams
9 years ago

Screeches loudly when seductive and insincere men come close

Snufkin
Snufkin
9 years ago

Cold Stone Creamery Presents: Stone Cold Lady-Killers, the story of a multinational syndicate of polar bears, and the women who try to lose them. Rated JX for Alarming Hand-Pull Style and Gratuitous Engrish.

Eccekio
Eccekio
9 years ago

Thje bear would be sinister if this was in German, in Engrish he’s ludicrous.

coffeebot
coffeebot
9 years ago

They call me LadyKiller beca… AAAAAHHH MY EARS!

coffeebot
coffeebot
9 years ago

PedoBear’s vigilant cousin

JG
JG
9 years ago

I’d sure be alarmed if a good old hand-pull didn’t keep MY lady-killer in bed right next to me, where he belongs!

Gloria
Gloria
9 years ago

Is that a hand-pull style bear in your pocket or are you just alarmed to see me?

Tekleader
Tekleader
9 years ago

Please stop assaulting me while I figure out how this thing works…

Mattw
Mattw
9 years ago

DISCLAIMER: Not effective against lady-rapers.

H2RICK
H2RICK
9 years ago

Hand-pull style ?? Dude, I gave that up after my 14th birthday!!!

H2RICK
H2RICK
9 years ago

Hand-pull style ?? Isn’t that an oxymoron ??

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

If losing avoid is what it does, I’m in!

K. Brown
K. Brown
7 years ago

Only available in America, Canada, Australia, Iceland, Malaysia, UK, Romania, Croatia, the Dominican Republic, and Puerto Rico. Ladies are in danger everywhere else.

Teal Glue
Teal Glue
6 years ago

Anti-Lady killer alarm. Available in Cold Stone Creamery.

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