It’s the dog’s meow!

It’s the dog’s meow!

posted on 23 Feb 2011 in Toys


Photo courtesy of Tim Patrick.

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FatKenney
FatKenney
10 years ago

The cat bark. The dog moo. The hamster cock-a-doodle-doo.

Eduard
Eduard
10 years ago

An evil-looking robotic multi-tasking Mac-ready heart-eyed barking cat: the puuurrrrrrfect Valentine’s gift for animal-friendly computer geeks!

Salome
Salome
10 years ago

And the duck goes fiddle-e-dee!

Salome
Salome
10 years ago

And it receives and sends faxes, prints and photocopies.

coffeebot
coffeebot
10 years ago

…and Lo it came to pass that IBM’s Simon surpassed Deep Blue in every way, even unto the winning Jeopardy. And Simon became self-aware December 21st, 2012 and said, “It is a good.” And the cat barked.

coffeebot
coffeebot
10 years ago

And the cat went on to do many great things and recorded many holy and reverent Christmas songs like Jingle Bells.

coffeebot
coffeebot
10 years ago

Amen.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

Can I date this cat?

gbear
gbear
10 years ago

Remember to have your pet the spayed or the neutered.

Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

Does it cock its l when it barks

coffeebot
coffeebot
10 years ago

Its bark is worse than its bite the mouth.

DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

Give out 50kV lightning bolt the tail. Sure to make you bark.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Not compatible with Atomic Dog.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Access Denied : Device Not Ready : WOOF

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

But wait, there’s more: Add the Slice-o-matic attachment to the walking four limbs and it makes julienne fries out of the sofa.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

The barking cat with light emitting eyes is not the only one shaking it’s head

Kitsune
Kitsune
10 years ago

Don’t let Sakai touch it.

Chuck
Chuck
10 years ago

There should be an all-ages choking hazard warning on the packaging BEFORE you read the packaging.

ben
ben
10 years ago

So the cat is fluent in two languages. Unlike the packaging.

Silly Uncle Willy
10 years ago

@coffeebot: Don’t you mean Watson?

Snufkin
Snufkin
10 years ago

“This city is headed for a disaster of biblical proportions.”
“What do you mean, ‘biblical’?”
“What he means is Old Testament, Mr. Mayor, real wrath of God type stuff.”
“Multi-function machine cats! Shaking of heads!”
“Walking about on four limbs!”
“Giving out light the eyes, cats barking…mass hysteria!”
“All right, all right! I get the….wait….what?!

RT
RT
10 years ago

why do i get the feeling china was initially trying to make a rip-off metal sonic the hedgehog and then said “screw it, let’s also give him the supervillian power to shake it like a polaroid picture and bark like a cat”

Conventi
Conventi
10 years ago

Nice, finally a pet for the Terminator !

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
10 years ago

Bilingual cats are one thing. Bilingual cats with German Sheperd complex are one AWESOME other extreme.

The Dude
The Dude
10 years ago

Now I have a machine cat, Ho Ho Ho!

Lora
Lora
10 years ago

You put the four limbs in,
You put the four limbs out,
You put the four limbs in, and you shake the head about
You bark and instead of meow and then the eyes light give out,
That’s what it’s all aaa-bout!

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Barking is a function?

emily
emily
10 years ago

Take one home. She will make a good watch cat !

Kitsune
Kitsune
10 years ago

Maybe it’s like Skippyjon Jones, the cat who thinks he’s a Chihuahua.

garudamon11
garudamon11
10 years ago

It shakes the head beautifully

garudamon11
garudamon11
10 years ago

It give out light the eyes, or else it gets the hose again!

Gwydion Williams
Gwydion Williams
10 years ago

Several resident cats have been mysteriously slaughtered. Is the future being changed?

phoenixx
phoenixx
10 years ago

so it the next thing c\gonna be the machine cabbit???

Jim Herrick
Jim Herrick
10 years ago

Haiku

Machine Cat

Shake the head,
Walking about the four limbs,
Give out eyes the light,
The cat bark.

Rendered in a traditional Japanese form, this poem offers a searching commentary on our fractured postmodern existence in which the play of signifiers challenges our capacity to navigate a shape shifting world where categories bend and blend, where meanings elide, where symbols collide, where–as in its brilliant central metaphor–the cat bark. Don’t we all shake the head?

SomeGuy
SomeGuy
10 years ago

Walking about the four limbs
Give out light the eyes
Set up us the bark
Take off every zig

sasquatch
sasquatch
10 years ago

Machine Cat was sent back in time to confuse and kill John Conner’s dog.

graham
graham
10 years ago

latest weapon of ‘V’ invasion.. entering through the eye socket and proceeds to rewire the synaptic links resulting in mekasexkitty

Lanz16
Lanz16
10 years ago

Its a new invention to confuse kids! xD

catlurver
catlurver
9 years ago

That was creative…until genetic engineering made it actually possible. The dog meow, the bird growl and the giraffes caw is also available. (Finally. Giraffes have been mute for too long)

catlurver
catlurver
9 years ago

So cats bark now, are we all accepting that?

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