Lube sheep for best results

Lube sheep for best results

posted on 24 Feb 2011 in Household Items

We resent the label “happy fruits.” We prefer “fabulous produce.”

Photo courtesy of Edson Chen.
Chopsticks holders from Japan.

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DrLex
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DrLex

My name is Fred. It likes lubing the sheep. I will carry out and will be excited very good.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Because of Monkeys… literary, excited monkeys in search of adventure.

Eduard
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Eduard

I didn’t know animal sex shops occur…

Eduard
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Eduard

Bobbin and Mink look pretty worn our after all that exciting playing and reading. Must be the lack of happy fruits or lube……

Tong
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Tong

Chopsticks and sheep? I don’t want to know… I can’t use chopsticks anyway.

coffeebot
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coffeebot

It puts the lube sheep in the basket.

Jellychop
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Jellychop

If that’s on the chopsticks I’d love to see the menu!

Algernon
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Algernon

Lube sheep, a New Zealand favourite.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

My name is Jame Gumb. It likes the lotion in the basket….

Kitsune
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Kitsune

In Soviet Russia, the teddy bear carries you.

Yugan Dali
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If you lube sheep, you don’t go clickety click. That’s the whole point!

garudamon11
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garudamon11

It beautifully eats the happy fruit

Amanderpanderer
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Amanderpanderer

I have those chopsticks. And a matching bento box. Lubesheep is Engrish awesome!

My chopsticks read:
My name is Rinda. Faborite food is the white cake and the sweet cherrys. Verry nice.

Ralph Hamilton
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Ralph Hamilton

Did you know all New Zealand sheep are called Marty? That is why the Maoris all call out during the Haka.

“kAMATI KAMATI! KAMATI.

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jjhitt
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jjhitt

Unit contains a completely portable high pressure manual greasing system. Use only HD40W Sheep Oil. Clickery Click noise is normal.

Chris
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Chris

Happy fruit makes me feel fortunate all over!

vaw
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vaw

It eats the Happy Fruit or it gets the hose again!

RT
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RT

junior, NO! what are you doing to your lamb chops?!?!?!

Tim S
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Tim S

Putifresh® Combining the best of putrefaction and freshness!

Powerful Entity
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Powerful Entity

“Do ya feel fortunate punk? Do ya?”

“Yes! I eat the happy fruit and feel very fortunate. Here, try one.”

Kat
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Kat

Oh god, Lube Sheep. I did a lot of bento box shopping on ebay one day and the majority of them are copyrighted with that name.

The first one I encountered with the ‘Lube Sheep’ name had bananas all over the lid, ironically enough.

Lollerskate
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Lollerskate

“OILED PIG”, wasn’t very original with its designs, so it broke. This offshoot seems to be doing much better however.

DaVince
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I’m Bobbin. Are you my mother?

Casey
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Casey

eat a happy fruit and win the lottery.

Long Tom
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Long Tom

I remember seeing an Israeli political cartoon in the Chicago Tribune while I was working as a pizza delivery driver, where then-President Ronald Reagan was quoted as calling Moammar Gadafi “flaky”. The cartoon shows Gadafi getting furious and saying, “What, the Zionist dog? How dare he? He will pay for this! I will send suicide squads into his cities! I will rape his sheep! The swine!” Then he calms down and asks, “By the way, what does this word ‘flaky’ mean?” I was laughing so hard at that cartoon it was nearly impossible to keep a straight face when I… Read more »

Huggzie
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Huggzie

My name is Mobbin! It likes to lube sheep and eat hoppy fruits! It is very special time!

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