Photo courtesy of Martin Atkinson.
Park sign found in Japan.
Yeah, yeah, yeah…. Whatever!
Can I play dead?
Oh, of course not, I would be upsetting the fragrant sleeping grass…….
I think I’ll go to the park – I haven’t annoyed anyone yet today…
Well on you bike son
Wear your pants while playing golf, please.
Or else you’re getting the hose once more !
We’ve been having way too much fun and excitement lately.
Let’s go to the park!
You can blame me… I got caught peddling golfballs.
There’s nothing more annoying than seeing someone else having a good time.
Baseball is so annoying!
The Top Secret Drug Peddlers Union of Tokyo could never understand why their members were constantly falling prey to vigilant police officers. Were the sign & balloons a little too blatant?
The esoteric rules of the ancient game known as Whatever are known to a select few. It is rumoured to involve standing around holding a sand wedge awkwardly and gyrating your hips, and is know to cause extreme annoyance to someone, but no body is quite sure who, or even why.
Offensive t-shirts, blasphemous manicure salons & used panty vending machines are a-ok though
The Park is reserved solely for the enjoyment of bushes, trees and sleepy little grass. Please NO DISTURBANCE!
The patients in the Groin Injury Clinic across the street are very sensitive about games involving balls getting hit.
Yes. I find baseball and golf annoying too. And people peddaling around in Lycra shorts also.
Unless you’re riding a bike. Then feel free to pedal your ass all over town.
did anybody else notice how the golfer’s seemingly looking up even though he hasn’t completed his follow through?
Please do not play baseball with a golf club
He’s got the hip-wiggle down, but will someone please warn him about teeing up his golf ball on his foot?
Golf or peddling may result in removal of the nose
Do not taunt happy fun ball.
The golfer is looking up because he realizes that he just peddled in his pants. Notice his expression and the wiggle of his hips.
Is that a hulla-balloon ?
That’s so annoying !
Hey, at least the peddler is wearing pants.
Peddle? or piddle? He is making the universal sign of incrossing one leg to indicate an urgent need to go.
they wiggle cuz they are so underjoyed
Does “whatever” include playing my large collection of death metal .mp3s on my car stereo?
how do you play whatever?
If ‘whatever’ translates to something like Brockian Ultra-Cricket, then I will happily annoy, peddle, or whatever!
Luckily, some people left the park completely unannoyed and unpeddled.
Really?! DANG! There goes my whole day!