Please take him home with you…

Please take him home with you…

posted on 15 Feb 2011 in Chinglish, Menus

Photo courtesy of Carnotzet.
Spotted at Hong Kong restaurant.

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Eduard
Eduard
9 years ago

We don’t eat off of your chair, so please take your a$$ off our table!

Tong
Tong
9 years ago

Nice ass!

Eduard
Eduard
9 years ago

Are you tryin’ to get racist with me, ese?

Algernon
Algernon
9 years ago

Unusual find on yellow river

ngyonghan
ngyonghan
9 years ago

That’s “mantau” printed on the card. It’s a kind of steam bun with mung beans filling. Other kinds of filling are available too.

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

Didn’t they record ‘Cut The Cake’?

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
9 years ago

Bummer!

Tong
Tong
9 years ago

Is it for breakfast, or breakfart?

FatKenney
FatKenney
9 years ago

The flagrant vagrant.

coffeebot
coffeebot
9 years ago

Tom Arnold, your table is ready…

Classic Steve
9 years ago

I didn’t know a rump roast could be white meat.

Cecily
Cecily
9 years ago

Cheeky!

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

Don’t you hate it when baked goods try to clean your windshield at stop lights?

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

Any one can panhandle. Ever been rolled by a roll?

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
9 years ago

St Varentine’s has well & truly left the building

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

I’m Emmett Kelley and I approved this message.

Chris
Chris
9 years ago

Only white trash allowed in here

Pete
Pete
9 years ago

Does he spend his time listening to the Average White Band?

demondude777
demondude777
9 years ago

This just became my favorite restaurant! Can I get a couple of these to go?

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
9 years ago

In their typical poetic fashion, this is how the Chinese say there is no nude beach.

Eccekio
Eccekio
9 years ago

Generally posessed by Gaiijin.

RT
RT
9 years ago

does the spicy white bum come with it yelling how immigrants have taken ur jebs?

Powerful Entity
Powerful Entity
9 years ago

Known associates: Vanilla Ice, The White Stripes and Jack Black.

DragonLady
DragonLady
9 years ago

Have you got any spicy black ones to please an **picky** customer?

Chuck
Chuck
9 years ago

They all look good. Which one shall I pick ?

Lora
Lora
9 years ago

Is it Racist Week again?

emily
emily
9 years ago

Also available : Bum with chocolate filling

Yugan Dali
9 years ago

@ngyonghan: slight correction: mantou 饅頭 is a steamed bun with no filling. The steamed bun with filling is called 包子 baozi.

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

Soylent White is made from bums!

Chris
Chris
9 years ago

Bottoms up!

TS
TS
9 years ago

Enter in rear.

Wile E. Coyote Super Genius

Also known as an American politician.

Martin Zhang
Martin Zhang
9 years ago

can i get some mildly spicy yellow hobos to go along with my white bum maybe i can get a brown butt to go, but have it washed and sliced in thin strips (yeah we are using the homonyms now, are we not)

yaychella
yaychella
9 years ago

*looks at tattoo flash on wall*
WHAT?! THEY TOLD ME IT MEANT “TRANQUILITY” !!

scars
scars
9 years ago

“Need more tan.”

catlurver
catlurver
9 years ago

I will…but cut off the front…Yeah the hole too…Why not just get rid of the bum cheeks while you’re at it? Oh, not taking my offer? Oh well! Off to the bum place!

exalphos
exalphos
9 years ago

I didn’t know we were at mcdonalds!!!

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