We’ll be together forever…because I lost the key.

We’ll be together forever…because I lost the key.

posted on 13 Feb 2011 in Clothing

One method: if they give you the key when you ask, it’s love.

Photo courtesy of Mark C.

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Tong
Tong
9 years ago

Put your hands in, and let me tell you how much I love you.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
9 years ago

Method of telling fashion is oblivious

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
9 years ago

Method of obtaining love is dubious

FatKenney
FatKenney
9 years ago

Method of paying for it is cash up front.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
9 years ago

Method of treating consequences is complicated

Algernon
Algernon
9 years ago

Well tether me up and tether me down.

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

Tomorrow is Valentine’s day. Please ship one 7X (wide) overnight.

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

The hand cuffs don’t disturb me as much as the shovel and bag of quicklime on the back.

Jellychop
Jellychop
9 years ago

I shackle you with these cuffs as a symbol of my love and faithfulness. As I place them on your wrists, I commit my heart and soul to you. I ask you to wear these cuffs as a reminder of the vows we have spoken today, our wedding day…

Chuck
Chuck
9 years ago

♫♪ You say, Tomato. ♪♫
♪♫ I say, Complainant. ♫♪

xila31
xila31
9 years ago

If you love someone, let them go. If they don’t come back, hunt them down and handcuff them to a pipe in your basement.

kitsune
kitsune
9 years ago

Next on the Bondage Comedy error… Jeff really needs to use the toilet but he forgot his safe word…. hilarity ensues.

Eccekio
Eccekio
9 years ago

well. I gueess if you trust someone enough to idulge in bondage, that probably is love.

Eccekio
Eccekio
9 years ago

Once I get these hancuffs on you your ass is mine — literally.

Lora
Lora
9 years ago

There are various ways of telling how you love someone. Wearing this shirt is not one of them…

coffeebot
coffeebot
9 years ago

This is the height, the pinnacle of t-shirt evolution… the hand muff pocket.

kyle vincent
kyle vincent
9 years ago

Did that shirt just told me that BDSM is just a way of expressing love?

Wile E. Coyote Super Genius

Method of rationalizing kinks even more various.

Adepten
Adepten
9 years ago

If they give you the key when you ask, then it’s SSC

scars
scars
9 years ago

a: Hey, look there, that Cop cuffed that suspect and walk away.
b: nope, they are lovers!

ace
ace
9 years ago

or else…

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