We’ll be together forever…because I lost the key.

Put your hands in, and let me tell you how much I love you.

Method of telling fashion is oblivious

Method of obtaining love is dubious

Method of paying for it is cash up front.

Method of treating consequences is complicated

Well tether me up and tether me down.

Tomorrow is Valentine’s day. Please ship one 7X (wide) overnight.

The hand cuffs don’t disturb me as much as the shovel and bag of quicklime on the back.

I shackle you with these cuffs as a symbol of my love and faithfulness. As I place them on your wrists, I commit my heart and soul to you. I ask you to wear these cuffs as a reminder of the vows we have spoken today, our wedding day…

♫♪ You say, Tomato. ♪♫
♪♫ I say, Complainant. ♫♪

If you love someone, let them go. If they don’t come back, hunt them down and handcuff them to a pipe in your basement.

Next on the Bondage Comedy error… Jeff really needs to use the toilet but he forgot his safe word…. hilarity ensues.

well. I gueess if you trust someone enough to idulge in bondage, that probably is love.

Once I get these hancuffs on you your ass is mine — literally.

There are various ways of telling how you love someone. Wearing this shirt is not one of them…

This is the height, the pinnacle of t-shirt evolution… the hand muff pocket.

Did that shirt just told me that BDSM is just a way of expressing love?

Method of rationalizing kinks even more various.

If they give you the key when you ask, then it’s SSC

a: Hey, look there, that Cop cuffed that suspect and walk away.
b: nope, they are lovers!

or else…