We’ll be together forever…because I lost the key.

We’ll be together forever…because I lost the key.

posted on 13 Feb 2011 in Clothing

One method: if they give you the key when you ask, it’s love.

Photo courtesy of Mark C.

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Tong
Tong
10 years ago

Put your hands in, and let me tell you how much I love you.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

Method of telling fashion is oblivious

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

Method of obtaining love is dubious

FatKenney
FatKenney
10 years ago

Method of paying for it is cash up front.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

Method of treating consequences is complicated

Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

Well tether me up and tether me down.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Tomorrow is Valentine’s day. Please ship one 7X (wide) overnight.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

The hand cuffs don’t disturb me as much as the shovel and bag of quicklime on the back.

Jellychop
Jellychop
10 years ago

I shackle you with these cuffs as a symbol of my love and faithfulness. As I place them on your wrists, I commit my heart and soul to you. I ask you to wear these cuffs as a reminder of the vows we have spoken today, our wedding day…

Chuck
Chuck
10 years ago

♫♪ You say, Tomato. ♪♫
♪♫ I say, Complainant. ♫♪

xila31
xila31
10 years ago

If you love someone, let them go. If they don’t come back, hunt them down and handcuff them to a pipe in your basement.

kitsune
kitsune
10 years ago

Next on the Bondage Comedy error… Jeff really needs to use the toilet but he forgot his safe word…. hilarity ensues.

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

well. I gueess if you trust someone enough to idulge in bondage, that probably is love.

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

Once I get these hancuffs on you your ass is mine — literally.

Lora
Lora
10 years ago

There are various ways of telling how you love someone. Wearing this shirt is not one of them…

coffeebot
coffeebot
10 years ago

This is the height, the pinnacle of t-shirt evolution… the hand muff pocket.

kyle vincent
kyle vincent
10 years ago

Did that shirt just told me that BDSM is just a way of expressing love?

Wile E. Coyote Super Genius

Method of rationalizing kinks even more various.

Adepten
Adepten
10 years ago

If they give you the key when you ask, then it’s SSC

scars
scars
10 years ago

a: Hey, look there, that Cop cuffed that suspect and walk away.
b: nope, they are lovers!

ace
ace
10 years ago

or else…

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