Well, he was a carpenter…

Well, he was a carpenter…

posted on 16 Feb 2011 in Menus

Photo courtesy of Vanessa.
Nail salon found in Kyoto, Japan.

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FatKenney
FatKenney
9 years ago

This nail salon has been struck by lightning 647 times since opening last week.

Eduard
Eduard
9 years ago

Because if wearing the Satan Miss Bitch blouse you should be looking for redemption AND a nice nail work!

coffeebot
coffeebot
9 years ago

Daily Specials on Eyebrow Tweezing and Crown of Thorns!

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

Shiva Nails is having a four for one sale.

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

People of Jewusalem!
Wome is your fwiend.
To pwove our fwiendship, it is customawy at this time to get a full set and pedicuwe.

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

Hey! Cool it with the hammer Centurion, I just had my nails done!

Jay
Jay
9 years ago

Me so holy. Me love you long time.

Jay
Jay
9 years ago

Don’t nail him, he’ll get cross.

Jay
Jay
9 years ago

Oh all right then, put him up for Easter.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
9 years ago

PLEASE don’t give Mel Gibson material for another movie!

Eccekio
Eccekio
9 years ago

Roman soldier. “Would you mind crossing your legs sir. This is my last nail.”

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
9 years ago

I didn’t know that Pilate charged people different prices for nailing Jesus. That’s a ripoff.

xila31
xila31
9 years ago

And God said unto his son, “Get ye to yon nail salon and partake in the blessed sacrament of the mani/pedi.” And when he arrived there, he discovered the 50% divine savior’s discount.

Classic Steve
9 years ago

When you said this was a Pilates class, I thought…

Chris
Chris
9 years ago

Did they mean to pronounce that “Haysoos?”

Kitsune
Kitsune
9 years ago

Someone already did that 2000 years ago, they nailed him to a cross.

Tom P.
Tom P.
9 years ago

He can walk on water AND acetone!

Bear or bust
Bear or bust
9 years ago

Or Jesus will nail you (he’s a real love machine).

Cecily
Cecily
9 years ago

Mary Magdalene did nothing of the sort (despite what Dan Brown would have you believe).

coffeebot
coffeebot
9 years ago

Resurrect those tired dark roots… Sit on the Right Hand of Mary, our manicurist… Believe and Receive our Sunday discounts… Take, Eat, this is our pastry tray… and be sure to tip our Money Changers at the counter. Bless you.

coffeebot
coffeebot
9 years ago

For God So Loved the World… that he turned Good Friday into Great Fridays! Cast your bread upon the cashier and your pedicure will be done–tenfold!

coffeebot
coffeebot
9 years ago

Tired of being CRUCIFIED by high salon prices?
Want to see your husband RISE AGAIN?
Visit Nail Jesus, because everyone knows…
JESUS SAVES!

Powerful Entity
Powerful Entity
9 years ago

He may be the son of a virgin, but he is not so innocent himself.

The 11th commandment:

Thou shalt bone thy saviour. Nail him right in the hiney.

teddeler
teddeler
9 years ago

FYI – checked out the web site. They’ve changed their name (someone may have mentioned to them it may not be appropriate). The new name is ネイルサロンラムネ, which, as far as my faltering Japanese can tell appears to be “Nail Salon Soda Pop”.

lalala
lalala
9 years ago

The quote is on the wrong place, that’s what the Jews screamed to the Romans “Nail Jesus!”

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
9 years ago

Background pic looks more like ‘Nail Freddy Kruger’

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
9 years ago

If they screw up your manicure, they’ll just say “Forgive me, for I know not what I do.”

Deb
Deb
9 years ago

Ugly nails? Our nail techs can work miracles!

d17nk
d17nk
9 years ago

and the price of going to this salon is your soul….

d17nk
d17nk
9 years ago

“I’m gonna let you nail the bejesus out of me.” says the very cute lady working at the salon.

kitsune
kitsune
9 years ago

“And then, one Thursday, nearly two thousand years after one man had been nailed to a tree for saying how great it would be to be nice to people for a change, a girl sitting on her own in a small cafe in Rickmansworth suddenly realized what it was that had been going wrong all this time, and she finally knew how the world could be made a good and happy place. This time it was right, it would work, and no one would have to get nailed to anything.”
From Hichhikerguide to the Galaxy

Tong
Tong
9 years ago

Again?!!

Wile E. Coyote Super Genius

Right next to Buddha’s Clothes for Men and Zoroaster’s Shoes.

James
James
9 years ago

nail him? i barely even know him!

Doug
Doug
9 years ago

You are all going to hell for captioning here!!! LMAO

ShenaniganNinja
ShenaniganNinja
9 years ago

He died for your cuticles.

Silverwolf
8 years ago

Well he already did that to Mary Magdeline, despite what an over-edited text would have you believe…

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