When we say gruel, we mean it…

When we say gruel, we mean it…

posted on 3 Feb 2011 in Chinglish


Photo courtesy of Vittrad.
Found in Changsha, China.

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Eduard
Eduard
9 years ago

Waiter, let’s be honest here: what DID you put in this cruel gruel?

DrLex
DrLex
9 years ago

We’ll be sincere with you: eating our gruel will be a gruelling experience.

Algernon
Algernon
9 years ago

Slop for the schoolchildren

krysto4
9 years ago

My gruel is always so insincere – what to do, what to do…

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
9 years ago

The woman near the window is throwing.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
9 years ago

Hey waiter! This gruel is not sincerely enough. Can I exchange for another one?

Eccekio
Eccekio
9 years ago

It is gruel to make litle children eat porridge.

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

I want Happy Grits!

ben
ben
9 years ago

Low-fat, low-cal, and dishonesty-free.

xila31
xila31
9 years ago

Sincerely bland.

Take2
Take2
9 years ago

“He rose from the table; and advancing to the master, basin and spoon in hand, said: somewhat alarmed at his own temerity: ‘Please, sir, I want some more.'”

Oliver seems to have opened a restaurant.

weezwas2001
weezwas2001
9 years ago

Made in Ernest Tubbs, no doubt.

Chris
Chris
9 years ago

Part of this well balanced sweatshop happy meal.

Classic Steve
9 years ago

Let’s hear it for truth in advertising, folks!

demondude777
demondude777
9 years ago

Made with compassionate foodposioning! We guarentee it!

Frank
Frank
9 years ago

and all I wanted was some Congee for breakfast….

kitsune
kitsune
9 years ago

” The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you’ve got it made” – Jean Giraudoux

Beth
Beth
9 years ago

Motto: We’re such a nice gruel! How come all the hot girls want to eat at Total Bastard Gruel?

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

Sincere is Latin for “without wax”.
I kinda like a shine on my gruel.

coffeebot
coffeebot
9 years ago

Honest Waitress, please deliver me 1 unit of Candid Farina

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
9 years ago

The other leading brand of gruel is just too waxy for my taste.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
9 years ago

And let be known to all and sundry that I did not spot jjhitt’s comment until after I posted mine.

So there.

Chuck
Chuck
9 years ago

Stealing business from Apathetic Porridge across the street.

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

¡Yo quiero Taco Gruel!”

Eccekio
Eccekio
9 years ago

“WAITER! WAITER! You have your thumb in my gruel.”

‘That’s alright Sir,. It’s not hot.’

Eccekio
Eccekio
9 years ago

A jhitt. With Taco Gruel you get Bonus Nachos.:)

Eccekio
Eccekio
9 years ago

Pun: Bunus Nachos = Buenos noches.

Eccekio
Eccekio
9 years ago

Bonus damn)

DrZos
DrZos
9 years ago

– Gruelly yours

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

“Baby, don’t be gruel to a heart that’s true…”

Adam
Adam
9 years ago

It’s cool and great, it must be gruel!

Blake
Blake
9 years ago

Sincere Gruel… the essence of communism.

pikapal
9 years ago

At least it’s real gruel. Krusty should eat here.

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