When we say gruel, we mean it…

When we say gruel, we mean it…

posted on 3 Feb 2011 in Chinglish


Photo courtesy of Vittrad.
Found in Changsha, China.

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Eduard
Eduard
10 years ago

Waiter, let’s be honest here: what DID you put in this cruel gruel?

DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

We’ll be sincere with you: eating our gruel will be a gruelling experience.

Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

Slop for the schoolchildren

krysto4
10 years ago

My gruel is always so insincere – what to do, what to do…

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

The woman near the window is throwing.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

Hey waiter! This gruel is not sincerely enough. Can I exchange for another one?

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

It is gruel to make litle children eat porridge.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

I want Happy Grits!

ben
ben
10 years ago

Low-fat, low-cal, and dishonesty-free.

xila31
xila31
10 years ago

Sincerely bland.

Take2
Take2
10 years ago

“He rose from the table; and advancing to the master, basin and spoon in hand, said: somewhat alarmed at his own temerity: ‘Please, sir, I want some more.'”

Oliver seems to have opened a restaurant.

weezwas2001
weezwas2001
10 years ago

Made in Ernest Tubbs, no doubt.

Chris
Chris
10 years ago

Part of this well balanced sweatshop happy meal.

Classic Steve
10 years ago

Let’s hear it for truth in advertising, folks!

demondude777
demondude777
10 years ago

Made with compassionate foodposioning! We guarentee it!

Frank
Frank
10 years ago

and all I wanted was some Congee for breakfast….

kitsune
kitsune
10 years ago

” The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you’ve got it made” – Jean Giraudoux

Beth
Beth
10 years ago

Motto: We’re such a nice gruel! How come all the hot girls want to eat at Total Bastard Gruel?

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Sincere is Latin for “without wax”.
I kinda like a shine on my gruel.

coffeebot
coffeebot
10 years ago

Honest Waitress, please deliver me 1 unit of Candid Farina

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
10 years ago

The other leading brand of gruel is just too waxy for my taste.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
10 years ago

And let be known to all and sundry that I did not spot jjhitt’s comment until after I posted mine.

So there.

Chuck
Chuck
10 years ago

Stealing business from Apathetic Porridge across the street.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

¡Yo quiero Taco Gruel!”

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

“WAITER! WAITER! You have your thumb in my gruel.”

‘That’s alright Sir,. It’s not hot.’

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

A jhitt. With Taco Gruel you get Bonus Nachos.:)

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

Pun: Bunus Nachos = Buenos noches.

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

Bonus damn)

DrZos
DrZos
10 years ago

– Gruelly yours

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

“Baby, don’t be gruel to a heart that’s true…”

Adam
Adam
10 years ago

It’s cool and great, it must be gruel!

Blake
Blake
10 years ago

Sincere Gruel… the essence of communism.

pikapal
10 years ago

At least it’s real gruel. Krusty should eat here.

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