When we say gruel, we mean it…

When we say gruel, we mean it…

posted on 3 Feb 2011 in Chinglish


Photo courtesy of Vittrad.
Found in Changsha, China.

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Eduard
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Eduard

Waiter, let’s be honest here: what DID you put in this cruel gruel?

DrLex
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DrLex

We’ll be sincere with you: eating our gruel will be a gruelling experience.

Algernon
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Algernon

Slop for the schoolchildren

krysto4
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My gruel is always so insincere – what to do, what to do…

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

The woman near the window is throwing.

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

Hey waiter! This gruel is not sincerely enough. Can I exchange for another one?

Eccekio
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Eccekio

It is gruel to make litle children eat porridge.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

I want Happy Grits!

ben
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ben

Low-fat, low-cal, and dishonesty-free.

xila31
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xila31

Sincerely bland.

Take2
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Take2

“He rose from the table; and advancing to the master, basin and spoon in hand, said: somewhat alarmed at his own temerity: ‘Please, sir, I want some more.'”

Oliver seems to have opened a restaurant.

weezwas2001
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weezwas2001

Made in Ernest Tubbs, no doubt.

Chris
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Chris

Part of this well balanced sweatshop happy meal.

Classic Steve
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Let’s hear it for truth in advertising, folks!

demondude777
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demondude777

Made with compassionate foodposioning! We guarentee it!

Frank
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Frank

and all I wanted was some Congee for breakfast….

kitsune
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kitsune

” The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you’ve got it made” – Jean Giraudoux

Beth
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Beth

Motto: We’re such a nice gruel! How come all the hot girls want to eat at Total Bastard Gruel?

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Sincere is Latin for “without wax”.
I kinda like a shine on my gruel.

coffeebot
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coffeebot

Honest Waitress, please deliver me 1 unit of Candid Farina

A Non-Y Mouse
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A Non-Y Mouse

The other leading brand of gruel is just too waxy for my taste.

A Non-Y Mouse
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A Non-Y Mouse

And let be known to all and sundry that I did not spot jjhitt’s comment until after I posted mine.

So there.

Chuck
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Chuck

Stealing business from Apathetic Porridge across the street.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

¡Yo quiero Taco Gruel!”

Eccekio
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Eccekio

“WAITER! WAITER! You have your thumb in my gruel.”

‘That’s alright Sir,. It’s not hot.’

Eccekio
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Eccekio

A jhitt. With Taco Gruel you get Bonus Nachos.:)

Eccekio
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Eccekio

Pun: Bunus Nachos = Buenos noches.

Eccekio
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Eccekio

Bonus damn)

DrZos
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DrZos

– Gruelly yours

jjhitt
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jjhitt

“Baby, don’t be gruel to a heart that’s true…”

Adam
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Adam

It’s cool and great, it must be gruel!

Blake
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Blake

Sincere Gruel… the essence of communism.

pikapal
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At least it’s real gruel. Krusty should eat here.

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