You think it smells bad now…

You think it smells bad now…

posted on 4 Feb 2011 in Engrish from Other Countries, Menus


Photo courtesy of Elyse Glickman.
Found in Pusan, Korea.

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Eduard
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Eduard

Waiter, was the crap sincere before you cooked it?

Eduard
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Eduard

The funniest thing is that in Romanian language “crap” is the word for carp. Go figure: an English carp is a Romanian crap! 😀 😀

DrLex
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DrLex

We recycle!

Eduard
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Eduard

…… if you think about it, this means that when an English customer orders a slice of carp in a Romanian restaurant he gets a piece of crap…..:D 😀 😀

Algernon
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Algernon

This food its totally anal

coffeebot
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coffeebot

I ate a lot of crap in Korea. Ahhh… memories.

Jellychop
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Jellychop

I feel most sorry for the crap fishermen.
Talk about “Deadliest Catch”!

Jay
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Jay

And the winner is…crap roll please…

Johnny Cache
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Oh, waiter – I asked for sushi, but I got snake eyes!

Kitsune
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Kitsune

I think they mean crab roll, but I’m not really willing to risk it.

xila31
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xila31

My friends said this restaurant was good, but it’s crap.

BeadyEl
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BeadyEl

No thanks, I’m no a low-crap diet.

Chris
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Chris

This time, I’m not taking any crap.

Chris
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Chris

I’ve had it up to here with this crap!

Chris
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Chris

Don’t give me any crap.

Powerful Entity
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Powerful Entity

It’s freshly made, sir. The manager did it himself.

Eccekio
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Eccekio

Crap Roll = Like a Death Roll but much messier.

Eccekio
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Eccekio

Crap roll – better than a Clap roll.

demondude777
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demondude777

Customer: This is the crappiest roll I have ever had

Waiter: Why thank you sir.

Classic Steve
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@Powerful Entity: You mean he passed it himself.

JG
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JG

“Waiter, what’s in these little morsels?”
“Eh, you never know…it’s pretty much a crap roll — ”
“Mmmph…I THOUGHT you mean a gamble! Ack!”

jjhitt
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jjhitt

“Waiter, there’s a fly in my crap.”
“Because of monkeys, sir. It’s how they roll.”

Don Mendez
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Don Mendez

It definitely tastes like crap!

DragonLady
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DragonLady

Evidently, *crap* is the official Korean translation of *sushi*!

RT
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RT

well there IS a reason why this restaurant’s #2…

jjhitt
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jjhitt

We all have to put up with some crap in life.
But please, don’t put so much mustard on mine.

A Non-Y Mouse
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A Non-Y Mouse

Mmmmm… with two kinds of queso sauce!

Classic Steve
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Here’s a knife. Now cut the crap.

anthony
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anthony

it’s Busan not Pusan

Ken
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Ken

Is this part of the poo-poo platter?

Steve
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Steve

It’s pretty dicey…

Suuki
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Suuki

Well, at least you know what you’re getting!

Ralph
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I think this dish has gone off; it’s the worst crap I’ve ever tasted!

sasquatch
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sasquatch

Hey! There’s corn in mine!

Joe Romero
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Joe Romero

Anyway, I will pass it……

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