Your stuff is so cruddy, we couldn’t tell what was trash

Your stuff is so cruddy, we couldn’t tell what was trash

posted on 19 Feb 2011 in Signs

Were you going to eat that moldy banana?

Photo courtesy of Martin Atkinson.
Found in Tokyo hotel room.

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Algernon
Algernon
9 years ago

Brewing moonshine perhaps.

DrLex
DrLex
9 years ago

Sounds like a failed experiment in the LHC to create anti-matter.

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

Judge not, lest ye be disposed.

garudamon11
garudamon11
9 years ago

…. So we disposed everything, we hope you enjoy staying in japan until reave day

Jazzy
Jazzy
9 years ago

Neither could I.
Deal with it!

Jellychop
Jellychop
9 years ago

So is that sign still in use, or has it been disposed of?

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
9 years ago

Sounds like a grammy’s news report…

FatKenney
FatKenney
9 years ago

possible interpretations:

1) We can’t judge what’s the matter with you – you’re still using this stuff that clearly should be disposed.

2) So what does it matter if you’re still disposed to use this stuff – who are we to judge?

3) It doesn’t matter if you were still using your stuff because we threw it out.

coffeebot
coffeebot
9 years ago

Give the Hoot
Do not us Pollute

PSA

emily
emily
9 years ago

Dear hotel guests,
we can’t tell which of your stuff are still in use. It would be aweful should we disposed of anything that is still in use. That is why we have decided not to tidy your room…
sincerely,
housekeepers

Cecily
Cecily
9 years ago

A new trial is hereby ordered in the matter of Still In Use v. Should Be Disposed.

Tong
Tong
9 years ago

Must be that confusing name. Let’s dispose Shinjuku, hang on, maybe Washington, wait, Shijuku, em, Washington…

RT
RT
9 years ago

i don’t get what’s so confusing…

if it’s brown, flush it down
if it’s yellow, let it mellow

teddeler
teddeler
9 years ago

The matter of the still should be disposed either when it stops producing alcohol or just before the revenuers show up.

Lack of judgement – closed business – should have hired Dukes of Hazard.

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
9 years ago

It all sounds like rubbish to me.

d17nk
d17nk
9 years ago

to dispose or not to dispose? hmm……that’s the question….

Wile E. Coyote Super Genius

Due to the hung jury, the matter has been remanded for retrial.

Yugan Dali
9 years ago

… and little George said, “Father, I cannot tell a lie, I could not judge which the matter of still in use should be disposed.” His father said, “Oh, come to my arms, my son, and I shall take thee to a speech therapist.”

y
y
9 years ago

Is this an ontological or an epistemological question?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

Probably not, but we could certainly judge which the matter of loudness is disposed of no. Body should be islent!

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