A step up from the Pirates of the Carribean fungus

A step up from the Pirates of the Carribean fungus

posted on 15 Mar 2011 in Chinglish, Menus


Photo courtesy of Rasmus Mortensen.
Found in Beijing, China.

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Algernon
Algernon
9 years ago

I’m confused which bird is in the soup.

DrLex
DrLex
9 years ago

The open space mountain bacterium tastes so much better than the closed space urban bacterium.

Eduard
Eduard
9 years ago

@Algernon: None! Neither of them typically grow in open space mountain bacteria environments….

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
9 years ago

Waiter! There’s an…umm….never mind.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
9 years ago

This rare bacteria is only found at Space Mountain ride in Disney.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
9 years ago

Space – The final bacteria!

Salome
Salome
9 years ago

Only one bacterium in each serve.

FatKenney
FatKenney
9 years ago

Open space, insert crow chicken.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
9 years ago

Good evening madam, Good evening sir. We will start this evenings meal with chilled space mountain bacterium crow chicken soup. This will be followed by a choice of either lightly fried dork bowel with a jumbled citrus salad or steaming sausage party. Desert will be a selection of thong-served items from the boulangerie. Cheese, coffee, digestifs or a brisk stomach pump will close the evenings meal. Bon appetit.

FatKenney
FatKenney
9 years ago

The only soup that’s so popular it’s going viral.

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

Crow… it’s what’s for dinner.

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

Bacteria… The Other White Meat.

xila31
xila31
9 years ago

And for dessert I’ll have the penicillin pie.

ben
ben
9 years ago

I’m used to eating crow, but I draw the line at bacteria.

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
9 years ago

Wisely, they took Mr. Toad’s Wild Ride of Botulism off the menu.

(Psst….Caribbean has two B’s and one R.)

Chris
Chris
9 years ago

Wash your hands before, during, and after eating.

garudamon11
garudamon11
9 years ago

Open space bacterium explodes the crow chicken soup ?

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

“In open space, no one can hear you crow.”

jweidknecht@liberty.edu

Which English word corresponds to Chinese `36ยด?

Eccekio
Eccekio
9 years ago

Got me stuffed Captain.

Eccekio
Eccekio
9 years ago

Isn’t a Bacterium a camel with two humps?

Eccekio
Eccekio
9 years ago

Isn’t mountain camels a perversion?

coffeebot
coffeebot
9 years ago

Naw, I think I’ll have the EPCOT Center virus raven beef stew.

Chuck
Chuck
9 years ago

You have to be taller than a crow-chicken to order Space Mountain Bacterium.

Lora
Lora
9 years ago

Chicken soup is supposed to cure a cold, not give you one!

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
9 years ago

That sounds not right, I’d rather not risk eating fowl…

Sunny
Sunny
9 years ago

Menu from Avatar: The Last Airbender

Silly Uncle Willy
9 years ago

Bacterium: the rear entrance to the cafeterium.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

Somewhere in the open space, there was a Bacteria. It observed life around itself in general. One day, Bacteria noticed a mysterious Mountain Crow. Because Bacteria was still young, unexperienced and not very smart, it mistook Crow for a Chicken. The Crow told Bacteria it is a crow but the Chicken will arrive pretty soon. So it did. Bacteria was very happy and asked them if they would like to have some soup. They agreed, so they all went to a nearby lake and made a soup of themselves. That soup grew larger and larger and larger. They all lived… Read more »

Payton
Payton
9 years ago

What you don’t realise is that the menu servings are actually meant to be “open crow”, “space chicken”, “mountain soup” and “bacterium”.

liam1224
liam1224
9 years ago

Caught fresh from Open Space Mountain!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

This surely is one crowded chicken soup. And it needs a vaccination.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

Sorry, I’ll just have a beer duck (in open space).

K Chang
K Chang
9 years ago

Proper translation: Wild Mushroom and Black Chicken Soup

(blame machine translation… mushroom has same suffix as “germ / bacterium”, and the “black chicken” is an Asian breed with dark bone and dark meat, but “wu”, or “dark”, is same prefix as “crow”, or wu-ya. )

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