Ask about our organic bodies…

Ask about our organic bodies…

posted on 29 Mar 2011 in Signs

Photo courtesy of Ron Scott.
Sign spotted in Japan.

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Tong
Tong
10 years ago

Freshly extracted daily. Do you want one pissed or squeezed?

Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

We this is really taking the piss.

Eduard
Eduard
10 years ago

It beautifully squeezes it!

iLock
iLock
10 years ago

We also do excite juice from the bodies, but only if you rucky! Haha
How do we do it?
We get womans, insert vegetable or fruit into the ‘juicer’
push them in and out, and watch out!
Because then you get the juice!

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

or you can ask for our IJ (depends on availability and food ingested by our chefs)

Eduard
Eduard
10 years ago

Hi, I’m Bruce
Please excuse
If I’m so loose
When I seduce
And reproduce
You’ll abuse
Of my sweet juice!

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

The green alternative to burial and cremation.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Ma’am, you’re about two quarts low on beautiful juice.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

OJ Simpson was here.

FatKenney
FatKenney
10 years ago

I like mine with fava beans and a nice Chianti.

FatKenney
FatKenney
10 years ago

Juice from the bodies is an example of “baleful biology” if I ever heard one.

KenHikage
KenHikage
10 years ago

The disturbing thing is that the translation isn’t incorrect. Sure, ”clean juice” might be more accurate, but I don’t think it would make it any more appropriate.

xila31
xila31
10 years ago

Looks like you’re about a quart low.

SF
SF
10 years ago

Don’t contaminate our precious bodily juices.

(apologies to those who haven’t seen “Dr Strangelove”)

coffeebot
coffeebot
10 years ago

It’s PEOPLE!

Beautiful Juice is made out of PEOPLE!

Jean
Jean
10 years ago

Try out new Soylent Green flavor!

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

A Beautiful Juice A Day Keeps The Ugly Stick Away.

demondude777
demondude777
10 years ago

*Marks off as yet another place I will need to visit for a VERY good time when I go to Japan*

Silly Uncle Willy
10 years ago

From ShamCo, it’s the Body Juice Loosner! Body parts not included. Your parents have to put it together. Buy one today!

V-man
V-man
10 years ago

Anyway, I want to drink…

Yoshi N.
Yoshi N.
10 years ago

The Japanese phrase makes no sense either…

Micah Cowan
10 years ago

It’s pretty much a literal translation. 体 is most often used to mean “body”; though it is also used to refer to the “body” or “flesh” of a fruit. In this case, it just doesn’t translate so cleanly into English…

Micah Cowan
10 years ago

Oh, so _that_’s what the “Pokari Sweat” drink is.

Sarah
Sarah
10 years ago

With or without pith?

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
10 years ago

When they say “Teabag your body” they mean it.

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

Can I have mine without pith?

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

C’mon! Yeth or no.

Tim
Tim
10 years ago

This juice has the peculiar smell of effluvium!

Darth Na'vi
Darth Na'vi
10 years ago

It’s true, that is exactly what the sign says. So, I’m still left with, “What the hay-ho are they talking about?”

Salome
Salome
10 years ago

So that’s how the Japanese say ‘effluvium’.

RT
RT
10 years ago

pdiddy would like to know if it comes in cambodian flavor…

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

A: If I drink juices from your beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
B: Drink from that non-hole of water of yours, pervert!

Cecily
Cecily
10 years ago

Is that a juice dispenser in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
10 years ago

Man, they’re just not even trying anymore with these Juicy Couture knock-offs.

alfa
alfa
10 years ago

Out here in the deep desert of Arrakis; We live waste no water. When you die your body will be put into the death stills. May the sietch live on through your sacrifice.

garudamon11
garudamon11
10 years ago

AKA milk

daaaaaaaadaaaadaaaa
daaaaaaaadaaaadaaaa
10 years ago

looks like some hentai products

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Bodies in question are certainly not ordinary, common bodies…?

Fault
Fault
10 years ago

I believe another translation would be “Lovely juice. Hand-squeezed” (by our body’s muscles) . Karada no niku kara, kirei na jyuusu. Unlike squeamish English, Japanese is pretty plain about the fact that meat = muscles, and use ‘niku’ for both the strength of your arms and animal flesh, since in all major respects they are identical.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Beautiful juice from the Bady.
Straight into a non-hole of water.

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