Crocodile lucky tester – never leave home without it

Crocodile lucky tester – never leave home without it

posted on 23 Mar 2011 in Toys


Photo courtesy of Nim Oren.
Toy produced in China.

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Salome
Salome
9 years ago

A delight to have a crocodile? But won’t my alligator get jealous?

Algernon
Algernon
9 years ago

Yes you can take it for a walk, just like a dog.

DrLex
DrLex
9 years ago

My crocodile does not make the sound as “KACA” when I lift its brainpan. It just stops moving altogether.

SF
SF
9 years ago

I want a remake of “The Deer Hunter” with the Lucky Testing crocodile,
(C)AKA Chinese roulette.

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

Hi! I’m Lucky. And this is my brother, Stumpy.

Tong
Tong
9 years ago

It is a real delight to see you ex friend losing his/her finger.

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

It is a good partner on your journey. Next stop: the stomach and duodenum.

FatKenney
FatKenney
9 years ago

I really hope this is some kind of toy they’re talking about.

FatKenney
FatKenney
9 years ago

Lucky Testing – the game inspired by Steve Irwin.

Ageless
Ageless
9 years ago

After it bit him, my friend is a friend no more. 🙁

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

I know what you’re thinking. “Did he press six teeth or only five?” Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. You’ve got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

xila31
xila31
9 years ago

You must be like it very much, because now you’re not invited to parties any more.

Powerdul Entity
Powerdul Entity
9 years ago

The upper jaw took a bite and now I can’t press a tooth randomly anymore.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
9 years ago

I took it to a business meeting and got the deal. Thanks.

Kitsune
Kitsune
9 years ago

That’s the last time I take business advice from Steve Erwin

Bob*
Bob*
9 years ago

Just don’t flush it thru the toilet. Don’t push your luck.

WorrierPrincess
WorrierPrincess
9 years ago

What is the sound of kaca happening?

Lora
Lora
9 years ago

Nev-er smile at a croc-o-dile,
Never tip your hat, and stop to talk-a-while,
Don’t be tak-en in by his wel-come grin,
He’s imagining how well you’d fit within his skin…

hardbat
hardbat
9 years ago

Just never smile at it…

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

ERROR: BrainPan Not Found : Press Tooth F1 To Continue.

Jay
Jay
9 years ago

This bites!

coffeebot
coffeebot
9 years ago

random tooth-pressing is what got me where i am today

Eccekio
Eccekio
9 years ago

F— that!!! I’ll have a goldfish.

Eccekio
Eccekio
9 years ago

In Townsville a few years ago, they had a German Crocodille handler, who had trained a Crocodile to eat off his hand….Unfortunately, one day, it did.

Grifter
Grifter
9 years ago

Touching the brainpan of anything makes me a little KACA in my Croc too.

DragonLady
DragonLady
9 years ago

Hey, how’d you know about those *appointments* with those *friends*? Leave my personal moments alone, you croc!

Chuck
Chuck
9 years ago

See you later, alligator !

I have an “appointment” with my new friend “Lefty”.

He says he’s gonna “lift the brainpan”, or whatever the kids are calling it these days.

demondude777
demondude777
9 years ago

Ouch!! Wait, that was just a practice run everyone. I want a do-over.

Can someone please get my finger back?

Victor Von
9 years ago

If you still have all your fingers, then congratulation! You’re lucky.

Kitsune
Kitsune
9 years ago

I think they’ve managed to make the Crocodile Dentist game seem even less fun than original.

Anon
Anon
9 years ago

Reminds me of that time I tried to jump over a school bus in my motorcycle. You know, you keep testing your lucky, and sometimes you test it a little too far . . .

terri
terri
9 years ago

That’s not a tooth, THIS is a tooth!

PAGADA
PAGADA
9 years ago

I bring this with me to the pub.

Yugan Dali
9 years ago

Did anyone tell Captain Hook it is a delight to have a crocodile?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

Imagine what would an adult-version of this game look like. Or better, its consequences. (Press the tooth of a real crocodile, anyone?)

Brian
Brian
9 years ago

Okay, first we press down on theCrocodile’s tooth… check.

Wait for “Kaka” sound… check.

Wait for the lucky tes… aww screw it, let’s just play Hungry Hungry Hippos instead.

iLock
iLock
9 years ago

Can I not press a tooth to test my lucky today?
It sounds dangerous…

Boctor Poo
9 years ago

When I lifted the brainpan, my crocodile made a sound of “AAAAAAAAAAAAACKKCCCCCCCCAAAK” and then it fell asleep an I can’t make it wake up.

catlurver
catlurver
9 years ago

Now karma bites! Literally!

BuzzKirrington
BuzzKirrington
9 years ago

“Anyway, it is a delight for you to have a crocodile”,
…so just shut the hell up and lift up the damn thing’s brainpan!

Sho
Sho
9 years ago

I hate this game. Took it to a Steelers tailgate party and got sodomized!!

Greatest
Greatest
6 years ago

*taps tooth* *opens brainpan* Crocodile:ACKKAAACAKAAAKKKAKAKA
Hours later… Me: And then it just went aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa and went silent!

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