For external use only

For external use only

posted on 7 Mar 2011 in Household Items

My mom just used a hairbrush…


Photo courtesy Carsten Raddatz.
Found at Japanese shop Daiso.

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Tong
Tong
9 years ago

Haha! Don’t mess with me!!!

Eduard
Eduard
9 years ago

Dexter’s new kitchen tool to easily share with a special someone in season 6.

Eduard
Eduard
9 years ago

It beautifully – and easily – uses it with salads to bleed for…..

FatKenney
FatKenney
9 years ago

Sharing injuries has never been easier. Thanks, Salad Tong!

Algernon
Algernon
9 years ago

and its full of holes too

Jazzy
Jazzy
9 years ago

Another example of Tong Warfare on our streets.

Zizzybalooba
Zizzybalooba
9 years ago

Till I found this it was so hard share an injury with a loved one. Now it’s so easy! Thanks Salad Tong!

Jay
Jay
9 years ago

I don’t wanna buy stocks, I just need something to toss my salad. Wait, that didn’t come out right…

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

It’s not a forking tong.

Jellychop
Jellychop
9 years ago

Food fight!

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

Caution: improper sharing of easy injury could result in injury.
[May contain salad.]

xila31
xila31
9 years ago

Nothing brings a family together faster than a swift beating.

Tim
Tim
9 years ago

How would you like a nice heaping spoonful of INJURY!

Eccekio
Eccekio
9 years ago

I salad tonged my friend, and she was so pleased she gave me a trip around the world. I buy two next time.

DrLex
DrLex
9 years ago

To easily share injury, insert salad tong into own eye, then poke other end of salad tong into other person’s eye.

coffeebot
coffeebot
9 years ago

Jam and blood wipe right off!

kitsune
kitsune
9 years ago

When you hurt yourself, and you want to share the injury, use our salad tong.

Darth Na'vi
Darth Na'vi
9 years ago

That is just weird.

Abe Blingin
Abe Blingin
9 years ago

@Algernon

Those hole reduce wind resistance so the hurting is more effortless to share.

emily
emily
9 years ago

We are sharing everything with you, from salad to injuries.
It is like that.
Salad Tong

Scrotul
Scrotul
9 years ago

Speed holes and all.

Pishposh
Pishposh
9 years ago

Order now and get a free skin scraper

But wait there’s more! The first 3 callers will get this limited edition Saw movie play set.

Carsten Raddatz
Carsten Raddatz
9 years ago

Woah! I submitted this picture like when, two years ago? 😀

That “tong” makes me think of 痛 = painful, because thats what it is.. whatever you use the utensil for.

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

“There is no spoon.”

SomeGuy
SomeGuy
9 years ago

It makes it, alright. Thanks for sharing.

Gloria
Gloria
9 years ago

A tong by any other name might actually be a holy spoon. It makes to share easy injury or else it gets the hose again!

liam1224
liam1224
9 years ago

Now you can share your easy injury!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

It is a salad-driven, easy injury sharing, holy apparatus. It is make a pleasure!

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