For external use only

For external use only

posted on 7 Mar 2011 in Household Items

My mom just used a hairbrush…


Photo courtesy Carsten Raddatz.
Found at Japanese shop Daiso.

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Tong
Tong
10 years ago

Haha! Don’t mess with me!!!

Eduard
Eduard
10 years ago

Dexter’s new kitchen tool to easily share with a special someone in season 6.

Eduard
Eduard
10 years ago

It beautifully – and easily – uses it with salads to bleed for…..

FatKenney
FatKenney
10 years ago

Sharing injuries has never been easier. Thanks, Salad Tong!

Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

and its full of holes too

Jazzy
Jazzy
10 years ago

Another example of Tong Warfare on our streets.

Zizzybalooba
Zizzybalooba
10 years ago

Till I found this it was so hard share an injury with a loved one. Now it’s so easy! Thanks Salad Tong!

Jay
Jay
10 years ago

I don’t wanna buy stocks, I just need something to toss my salad. Wait, that didn’t come out right…

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

It’s not a forking tong.

Jellychop
Jellychop
10 years ago

Food fight!

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Caution: improper sharing of easy injury could result in injury.
[May contain salad.]

xila31
xila31
10 years ago

Nothing brings a family together faster than a swift beating.

Tim
Tim
10 years ago

How would you like a nice heaping spoonful of INJURY!

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

I salad tonged my friend, and she was so pleased she gave me a trip around the world. I buy two next time.

DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

To easily share injury, insert salad tong into own eye, then poke other end of salad tong into other person’s eye.

coffeebot
coffeebot
10 years ago

Jam and blood wipe right off!

kitsune
kitsune
10 years ago

When you hurt yourself, and you want to share the injury, use our salad tong.

Darth Na'vi
Darth Na'vi
10 years ago

That is just weird.

Abe Blingin
Abe Blingin
10 years ago

@Algernon

Those hole reduce wind resistance so the hurting is more effortless to share.

emily
emily
10 years ago

We are sharing everything with you, from salad to injuries.
It is like that.
Salad Tong

Scrotul
Scrotul
10 years ago

Speed holes and all.

Pishposh
Pishposh
10 years ago

Order now and get a free skin scraper

But wait there’s more! The first 3 callers will get this limited edition Saw movie play set.

Carsten Raddatz
Carsten Raddatz
10 years ago

Woah! I submitted this picture like when, two years ago? 😀

That “tong” makes me think of 痛 = painful, because thats what it is.. whatever you use the utensil for.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

“There is no spoon.”

SomeGuy
SomeGuy
10 years ago

It makes it, alright. Thanks for sharing.

Gloria
Gloria
10 years ago

A tong by any other name might actually be a holy spoon. It makes to share easy injury or else it gets the hose again!

liam1224
liam1224
10 years ago

Now you can share your easy injury!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

It is a salad-driven, easy injury sharing, holy apparatus. It is make a pleasure!

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