For high-pressure telemarketers

For high-pressure telemarketers

posted on 19 Mar 2011 in Chinglish

Hot singles are waiting for your call. Very hot.


Photo courtesy of Aaron Fournier.
Found in China.

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Tong
Tong
9 years ago

Buy one get one free. Especially designed for heated conversation.

Algernon
Algernon
9 years ago

For those heated moments.

Jellychop
Jellychop
9 years ago

It’s the emergency hotline!

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
9 years ago

Pour water on the conversation & extinguish the hotline

Jazzy
Jazzy
9 years ago

Long Distance calls not available.

Algernon
Algernon
9 years ago

If in doubt break glass

FatKenney
FatKenney
9 years ago

For brush fires, please press (1). For motor vehicle fires, please press (2). For helpless victims trapped inside a towering conflagration, please stay on the line and the next available representative will take your call.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
9 years ago

Nah, I’m waiting for the apple version

Anonymous
Anonymous
9 years ago

Oddly enough it appears this is a correct translation, just misplaced (it should be beside the 119 emergency number farther down).

xila31
xila31
9 years ago

Perfect for people with explosive tempers.

kofarea
kofarea
9 years ago

use Fire Telephone to call the Hand Grenade!!!!

Silly Uncle Willy
9 years ago

Fire telephone. It’s been doing a crappy job lately.

hardbat
hardbat
9 years ago

Now this must be where you talk into, and this must be how you talk into it, and this must be… hey, what the…. YYAAAAHHHH!!!!

hardbat
hardbat
9 years ago

EDIT – I meant to post this:

Now this must be where you talk into, and this must be how you dial it, and this must be… hey, what the…. YYAAAAHHHH!!!!

Anon
Anon
9 years ago

Sorry fire–I have to hang up on you.

combat_rock
combat_rock
9 years ago

Fire Telephone: For when you absolutely must text, tweet, play Angry Birds, and check the scores; even when engulfed in flames.

Classic Steve
9 years ago

It’s a prank. They like to see how many suckers spray their ears.

RT
RT
9 years ago

somebody tell clark kent he’s gonna have a hell of a time trying to change into superman in this one…

Eccekio
Eccekio
9 years ago

So he loaded the telephone into his trabouchet, and launched into the next county.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
9 years ago

Mr Jones, your conflagration call is ready

coffeebot
coffeebot
9 years ago

Quick! Dial 119!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

WHERE IS THE GOD DAMN KEY !!?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

When on fire:
1) break the glass with a typewriter
2) use the red phone (left or right, or both)
3) quickly read the instructions
4) don’t explode the phone extinguisher in your face!

scars
scars
9 years ago

Wow, the fire telephone is portable and you’ll get instant help from fire department when you just about to make the call!

Boctor Poo
9 years ago

Where do I speak into it?

Silverwolf
8 years ago

Just in case you have to call the “Incas of Emergency.”

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