For high-pressure telemarketers

Buy one get one free. Especially designed for heated conversation.

For those heated moments.

It’s the emergency hotline!

Pour water on the conversation & extinguish the hotline

Long Distance calls not available.

If in doubt break glass

For brush fires, please press (1). For motor vehicle fires, please press (2). For helpless victims trapped inside a towering conflagration, please stay on the line and the next available representative will take your call.

Nah, I’m waiting for the apple version

Oddly enough it appears this is a correct translation, just misplaced (it should be beside the 119 emergency number farther down).

Perfect for people with explosive tempers.

use Fire Telephone to call the Hand Grenade!!!!

Fire telephone. It’s been doing a crappy job lately.

Now this must be where you talk into, and this must be how you talk into it, and this must be… hey, what the…. YYAAAAHHHH!!!!

EDIT – I meant to post this:

Now this must be where you talk into, and this must be how you dial it, and this must be… hey, what the…. YYAAAAHHHH!!!!

Sorry fire–I have to hang up on you.

Fire Telephone: For when you absolutely must text, tweet, play Angry Birds, and check the scores; even when engulfed in flames.

It’s a prank. They like to see how many suckers spray their ears.

somebody tell clark kent he’s gonna have a hell of a time trying to change into superman in this one…

So he loaded the telephone into his trabouchet, and launched into the next county.

Mr Jones, your conflagration call is ready

Quick! Dial 119!

WHERE IS THE GOD DAMN KEY !!?

When on fire:
1) break the glass with a typewriter
2) use the red phone (left or right, or both)
3) quickly read the instructions
4) don’t explode the phone extinguisher in your face!

Wow, the fire telephone is portable and you’ll get instant help from fire department when you just about to make the call!

Where do I speak into it?

Just in case you have to call the “Incas of Emergency.”