For high-pressure telemarketers

For high-pressure telemarketers

posted on 19 Mar 2011 in Chinglish

Hot singles are waiting for your call. Very hot.


Photo courtesy of Aaron Fournier.
Found in China.

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Tong
Tong
10 years ago

Buy one get one free. Especially designed for heated conversation.

Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

For those heated moments.

Jellychop
Jellychop
10 years ago

It’s the emergency hotline!

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

Pour water on the conversation & extinguish the hotline

Jazzy
Jazzy
10 years ago

Long Distance calls not available.

Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

If in doubt break glass

FatKenney
FatKenney
10 years ago

For brush fires, please press (1). For motor vehicle fires, please press (2). For helpless victims trapped inside a towering conflagration, please stay on the line and the next available representative will take your call.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

Nah, I’m waiting for the apple version

Anonymous
Anonymous
10 years ago

Oddly enough it appears this is a correct translation, just misplaced (it should be beside the 119 emergency number farther down).

xila31
xila31
10 years ago

Perfect for people with explosive tempers.

kofarea
kofarea
10 years ago

use Fire Telephone to call the Hand Grenade!!!!

Silly Uncle Willy
10 years ago

Fire telephone. It’s been doing a crappy job lately.

hardbat
hardbat
10 years ago

Now this must be where you talk into, and this must be how you talk into it, and this must be… hey, what the…. YYAAAAHHHH!!!!

hardbat
hardbat
10 years ago

EDIT – I meant to post this:

Now this must be where you talk into, and this must be how you dial it, and this must be… hey, what the…. YYAAAAHHHH!!!!

Anon
Anon
10 years ago

Sorry fire–I have to hang up on you.

combat_rock
combat_rock
10 years ago

Fire Telephone: For when you absolutely must text, tweet, play Angry Birds, and check the scores; even when engulfed in flames.

Classic Steve
10 years ago

It’s a prank. They like to see how many suckers spray their ears.

RT
RT
10 years ago

somebody tell clark kent he’s gonna have a hell of a time trying to change into superman in this one…

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

So he loaded the telephone into his trabouchet, and launched into the next county.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

Mr Jones, your conflagration call is ready

coffeebot
coffeebot
10 years ago

Quick! Dial 119!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

WHERE IS THE GOD DAMN KEY !!?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

When on fire:
1) break the glass with a typewriter
2) use the red phone (left or right, or both)
3) quickly read the instructions
4) don’t explode the phone extinguisher in your face!

scars
scars
10 years ago

Wow, the fire telephone is portable and you’ll get instant help from fire department when you just about to make the call!

Boctor Poo
9 years ago

Where do I speak into it?

Silverwolf
9 years ago

Just in case you have to call the “Incas of Emergency.”

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