Great wall of broads…

Great wall of broads…

posted on 2 Mar 2011 in Chinglish

Dude, I saw your mom at the Great Wall…

Photo courtesy of Tig a ling.
Taken in ChongHua, GuangDong, China.

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SF
SF
9 years ago

There’s a lot of noise on the line.

Algernon
Algernon
9 years ago

Teriffic upload speeds

FatKenney
FatKenney
9 years ago

Well that will sure increase tourism.

FatKenney
FatKenney
9 years ago

Only $3.00 a minute.

DrLex
DrLex
9 years ago

The perfect network for those special downloads.

Powerful Entity
Powerful Entity
9 years ago

Internet in China is heavily censored, and the information flow is strictly monitored. Even the Broadbang can’t beat that.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
9 years ago

Great Wall Broadbang is a subsidiary of FireWall Boardban Networks.

Tong
Tong
9 years ago

On the Great Wall?! Kinky! Must be far reaching network.

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
9 years ago

Broad who bang on Great wall have different slant on erections.

Classic Steve
9 years ago

It didn’t keep out the Mongols. No way will it count as “protection.”

kitsune
kitsune
9 years ago

Comes with it’s own happy ending.

RT
RT
9 years ago

@kitsune: wouldn’t it be a sad ending? first one to come loses and blows up.

d17nk
d17nk
9 years ago

The Great Wall Broadbang, where one hub can allow tens of plug-in’s at a time.

Chuck
Chuck
9 years ago

In days of old
When knights were bold
And women weren’t particular

They lined them all
Against the wall
And banged ’em perpendicular

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

“We get signal.”

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
9 years ago

@jjhitt: More like “Main screen turn on” amirite?

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
9 years ago

And suddenly, a Great Wall ad pops up. Now that’s subtlety!

Enrishy
9 years ago

In my right hand is a white flag! In my left hand is PAAAAASSSSSSTTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Christian
Christian
9 years ago

Where do Chinese men get their share?

SilverRose
SilverRose
9 years ago

If you want to bang on the Great Wall, don’t call them broads.

Doug
Doug
9 years ago

It’s my favorite Chinese porn movie.

Djebel Amilah
Djebel Amilah
9 years ago

I knew there was something sexual about The Great Wall.
There you go !!

Seventy-2rd o'clock
Seventy-2rd o'clock
9 years ago

New York Times headline:
”Great Fire! Wall Street Network explodes with a broad ‘Bang’! ”

SheepDog
SheepDog
9 years ago

Premium rates may apply.

Silverwolf
8 years ago

Well the internet is 90% porn, even China can’t stop that, no matter how good your coders are.

I guess they’re just going for truth in advertising.

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