Guest House’s Regulation

Guest House’s Regulation

Photo courtesy of Taj Davis.
Found at guest house in Kratie, Cambodia.

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Algernon
Algernon
11 years ago

You can never have enough plankets.

DrLex
DrLex
11 years ago

Do not use the toilet with the non-hole. If you pour the water, it will make the room non-claen.

Jazzy
Jazzy
11 years ago

You forgot to stick up your key.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
11 years ago

I have the right to remain islent and also disturb others.

FatKenney
FatKenney
11 years ago

#7 – “Yes, that’s me. I have a special purpose!”

-Steve Martin, “The Jerk”

garudamon11
garudamon11
11 years ago

You early pay, or else you get the hose again

Jeek
Jeek
11 years ago

…and the hygiene in the room was like: “Rubbish, Paper, Shell of fruit must put into rubbish bin!” and I was like: “Nooo!”

Then I walked out into the night to lock the door from 7.00 to 11.00.

Jellychop
Jellychop
11 years ago

If the toilet must pour the water and claen why should I bother to look after the hygiene in the room is like?

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

♫ Gold, Bucks…. These are a few of my special things…♫

Ageless
Ageless
11 years ago

“If you have the special things such as: Gold, Buck and other thing to keep oneself”. … Oh the suspension… then what? what?

krysto4
krysto4
11 years ago

How do I turn off the too?

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

The non-hole of water … must be one of those quantum physics holistic zen things.

xila31
xila31
11 years ago

If you don’t follow the rules, they make you walk the planket.

dangevin
11 years ago

Into the hotel beard know

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
11 years ago

Look after the hygiene in the room is like Rubbish? That’s useless to clean the room then. I can trash the room now.

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

Can I throw the good things?

Eccekio
Eccekio
11 years ago

12 – Don’t piss in the sink you may want to wash your socks in it later.

kyle vincent
kyle vincent
11 years ago

Man, that’s the longest (and hardest) way to simply lock the door: walk at night for 4 hours.

Eccekio
Eccekio
11 years ago

Ehh? Where am I supposed tio stick the key up?

Eccekio
Eccekio
11 years ago

The purpose of safe in social, is to always wear a condom.

Ptharien's Flame
Ptharien's Flame
11 years ago

♫ Walk out tonight! Walk out tonight! ♫

DrLex
DrLex
11 years ago

If I ever have five cats, I’m going to name them Mettress, Towel, Planket, Mirrow and Pilow.

Tim S
Tim S
11 years ago

@jjhitt What is the sound of one non-hole pouring the water?

Gwydion Williams
Gwydion Williams
11 years ago

Mirrow Mirrow on the wall,
Don’t throw the bad things, not at all

Tom P.
Tom P.
11 years ago

OMG! Where do I even begin on this one. ROFLMAO!!!!!!

DragonLady
DragonLady
11 years ago

You’re welcome!

RT
RT
11 years ago

#8’s a paradox: “but i’m already outside! how can i turn those things off! AUUUUUURRRRGGGHH!!!!!”

Chuck
Chuck
11 years ago

Don’t be such a non-hole !

YJ
YJ
11 years ago

Wilcome to oura Veitcong prison hotel.

Cecily
Cecily
11 years ago

Stick ’em up! I’ve got a key-room and I’m not afraid to use it!

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
11 years ago

Your fortune is mine! AI toilet is yuors! this no rubbish! offer all claen!

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
11 years ago

“Honey, I spilled the light down the sink!”
“No matter dear, just turn on the water!”

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
11 years ago

“Help me with the waterfuse sweetie”
“Okay. Ready now. I’m going to store all the bad things in this protusion to spill water”
“What about the good things?”
“Don’t worry, got rid of them. The staff wanted to keep themselves”

*brom stick*
Neihgbor: “Hey you, stop being quiet down there! You are disturbing!”

Christine
Christine
11 years ago

Stop throwing the bad things, you non-hole!!

Christine
Christine
11 years ago

But I don’t want to keep the special thing to myself….it’s so special, I MUST share it!

Dude
Dude
11 years ago

If you have the special things such as: Gold, Bucks and other thing please you early pay.

anchor
11 years ago

…but I want to throw the bad things! Fine. I’ll just leave!

DECMATH
11 years ago

If I had gold and bucks to keep myself, I wouldn’t be staying here.

icy mirrow
icy mirrow
11 years ago

At least in this hotel, we have to turn off the fan when we leave the bathroom and not the fun…

JG
JG
11 years ago

Hey Mr., you get glad on me again and I’ll jam your special thing up your non-hole!

stevieyredwings
stevieyredwings
11 years ago

So if I’m supposed to walk out tonight to lock the door how do I get back in?

Seventy-2rd o'clock
Seventy-2rd o'clock
11 years ago

PS:
To night I don’t throw the bad things explode river duck! I avoidable 7-11 makes non-hole of water adificult to explode. Only claen Gold Buck things to oneselveses!
Your Severely Metress, Miss, Mrs, Mr Mirrow etc

Casey
Casey
11 years ago

So, I’ve got a stupid little rule sheet ordering me out of the room between 7 and 11? I’m gonna throw a bad thing!

EffEff
EffEff
11 years ago

I should keep my male deer to myself.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

Keepnig properties and islend of manner makes non-hole of water in the room to stay* in the bedroom.
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* not to come in and go out

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

But if I must keepnig properties and the toilet must pour the water and claen, who will walk outside to lock the door then?! Non-hole of water is makes out the room…!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

In this guest house, one just can’t keep oneself an islent of manner.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

I also want a toilet who must pour the water and claen!

iLock
iLock
11 years ago

Mirrow, Mirrow, on the warr!
Who’s the plettiest of them arr!

iLock
iLock
11 years ago

♫ It’s a holiday in Cambodia! ♫

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