I wash, therefore I am

I wash, therefore I am

posted on 16 Mar 2011 in Signs

Because cleanliness is next to livingness…

Photo courtesy of Veronica Wieland.

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Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

And if you don’t you can read the paper..

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

Everyone else: drop dead

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Washroom of the Living Dead
(Not to be confused with Washroom II, III, IV or any of the Rob Zombie remakes.)

Dawn
Dawn
10 years ago

What if your employees have no lives?

SF
SF
10 years ago

Wash your hands and get a life.

Eduard
Eduard
10 years ago

Or else you will get the hose again!

Eduard
Eduard
10 years ago

I am the toilet manager AND the health audit representative and I am dead serious about this rule!

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

These people work for Martha Stewart

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

Throwing papers around the toilets is permissible.

coffeebot
coffeebot
10 years ago

Baptize, rinse, repeat.

FatKenney
FatKenney
10 years ago

Life! Give my creation life! Oh wait, not yet – his hands are filthy.

Jellychop
Jellychop
10 years ago

Talk about your dead end jobs…

xila31
xila31
10 years ago

All you need is a little soap and water to wash that zombie stench away.

Chris
Chris
10 years ago

Except for the vampire employees…

Classic Steve
10 years ago

You can throw papers *into* the toilet, as long as you do it from outside.

kitsune
kitsune
10 years ago

Wash your hands, then live it up.

demondude777
demondude777
10 years ago

This gives new meaning to the term: job termination

Lora
Lora
10 years ago

All the employees are 39. After washing they will turn 40, when life officially begins.

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

Put it simply. We will kill you if you don’t.

SheepDog
SheepDog
10 years ago

Get busy Living or get busy washing…

Cecily
Cecily
10 years ago

“Hey…HEY! Get back here and wash your hands, Mr. Bon Jovi! This sign applies to living on a prayer as well!”

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Of course they must wash their hands. It must be unclean on the Other side. Especially when they’re… well, Employees. Lets wash, now!

Costanoanfar
Costanoanfar
10 years ago

Judging from the fingerprints on the sign, this warning was sorely needed. So those who have no life would touch the sign before washing….or after??? yechh!!

kitsune
kitsune
10 years ago

Zombie’s can pee on their hands if they feel like it.

d17nk
d17nk
10 years ago

employees who don’t wash their hands will be fired and then executed

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
10 years ago

You haven’t lived until you’ve washed your hands here.

Grifter
Grifter
10 years ago

It’s a matter of lath-er death!

DragonLady
DragonLady
10 years ago

No soap, radio.

Tekleader
Tekleader
10 years ago

Sure, if you can call working at this dump “living”…

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

I got an idea: once upon a time, when they were dying (or when they were completely dead?) – employees WERE allowed to throw papers inside the toilet! But not outside the toilet, of course. So they had to pick them up lately – before living – and their hands were not claen…

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Okay, I’m living in a minute.

chickadee
chickadee
9 years ago

Oh, believe me, you haven’t lived until you’ve washed your hands!

exalphos
exalphos
9 years ago

too bad, I really wanted to use toilet paper

Ruuku
Ruuku
9 years ago

brought to you by the the wash or die campaign

Jerome
Jerome
7 years ago

Can’t wash your hands if you’re not alive. Can’t do anything if you’re not alive.

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