I wash, therefore I am

I wash, therefore I am

posted on 16 Mar 2011 in Signs

Because cleanliness is next to livingness…

Photo courtesy of Veronica Wieland.

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Algernon
Algernon
9 years ago

And if you don’t you can read the paper..

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
9 years ago

Everyone else: drop dead

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

Washroom of the Living Dead
(Not to be confused with Washroom II, III, IV or any of the Rob Zombie remakes.)

Dawn
Dawn
9 years ago

What if your employees have no lives?

SF
SF
9 years ago

Wash your hands and get a life.

Eduard
Eduard
9 years ago

Or else you will get the hose again!

Eduard
Eduard
9 years ago

I am the toilet manager AND the health audit representative and I am dead serious about this rule!

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
9 years ago

These people work for Martha Stewart

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
9 years ago

Throwing papers around the toilets is permissible.

coffeebot
coffeebot
9 years ago

Baptize, rinse, repeat.

FatKenney
FatKenney
9 years ago

Life! Give my creation life! Oh wait, not yet – his hands are filthy.

Jellychop
Jellychop
9 years ago

Talk about your dead end jobs…

xila31
xila31
9 years ago

All you need is a little soap and water to wash that zombie stench away.

Chris
Chris
9 years ago

Except for the vampire employees…

Classic Steve
9 years ago

You can throw papers *into* the toilet, as long as you do it from outside.

kitsune
kitsune
9 years ago

Wash your hands, then live it up.

demondude777
demondude777
9 years ago

This gives new meaning to the term: job termination

Lora
Lora
9 years ago

All the employees are 39. After washing they will turn 40, when life officially begins.

Eccekio
Eccekio
9 years ago

Put it simply. We will kill you if you don’t.

SheepDog
SheepDog
9 years ago

Get busy Living or get busy washing…

Cecily
Cecily
9 years ago

“Hey…HEY! Get back here and wash your hands, Mr. Bon Jovi! This sign applies to living on a prayer as well!”

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

Of course they must wash their hands. It must be unclean on the Other side. Especially when they’re… well, Employees. Lets wash, now!

Costanoanfar
Costanoanfar
9 years ago

Judging from the fingerprints on the sign, this warning was sorely needed. So those who have no life would touch the sign before washing….or after??? yechh!!

kitsune
kitsune
9 years ago

Zombie’s can pee on their hands if they feel like it.

d17nk
d17nk
9 years ago

employees who don’t wash their hands will be fired and then executed

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
9 years ago

You haven’t lived until you’ve washed your hands here.

Grifter
Grifter
9 years ago

It’s a matter of lath-er death!

DragonLady
DragonLady
9 years ago

No soap, radio.

Tekleader
Tekleader
9 years ago

Sure, if you can call working at this dump “living”…

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

I got an idea: once upon a time, when they were dying (or when they were completely dead?) – employees WERE allowed to throw papers inside the toilet! But not outside the toilet, of course. So they had to pick them up lately – before living – and their hands were not claen…

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

Okay, I’m living in a minute.

chickadee
chickadee
9 years ago

Oh, believe me, you haven’t lived until you’ve washed your hands!

exalphos
exalphos
9 years ago

too bad, I really wanted to use toilet paper

Ruuku
Ruuku
9 years ago

brought to you by the the wash or die campaign

Jerome
Jerome
7 years ago

Can’t wash your hands if you’re not alive. Can’t do anything if you’re not alive.

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