Intend fun!

Intend fun!

posted on 20 Mar 2011 in Chinglish, Toys

Unintentional bidet-to-the-face


Photo courtesy of Leah Diane Love.

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Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

This toys a real pisser.

Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

One for the Benny Lava fans

Jay
Jay
10 years ago

In Soviet Russia, toilet pee on YOU!

DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

Gee, I would be rather pissed if my solid waste products would intentionally fight back while trying to flush them.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

So is my laughter

Jellychop
Jellychop
10 years ago

Which is unintentional, the toilet or the kid?

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

Oh! Now I get it! It’s a funny toy! Thanks for pointing that out. I just assumed it was a vulgar waste of resources.

Jazzy
Jazzy
10 years ago

Thanks but I’ll wait for a toy with good intentions.

Ageless
Ageless
10 years ago

When your kid has that big a bowel movement, one needs to take it to a doctor.

Chuck
Chuck
10 years ago

Hey, Pinnochio !

No, I DON’T believe that was unintentional. You’re a poor liar. It’s as plain as the nose on your face.

Kitsune
Kitsune
10 years ago

Thank, you just set her potty training back 3 years.

Bill Sornson
Bill Sornson
10 years ago

As if the kid wasn’t already traumatzed after being told she’s was unplanned. Sheesh.

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

Here they had a little outdoor dunny. When you opened it, the little man inside the door pee’s on you. Unfortunately it soon broke, for everyone that opened it dropped it.

Pete
Pete
10 years ago

Somebody get a copy of this to Dr. Demento, PRONTO!
I can just hear it now: “Bidet to the head”….

Bill Gates
Bill Gates
10 years ago

Honest, Officer! I am unintentional.

xila31
xila31
10 years ago

A new way to put the “p” back in pool.

Tong
Tong
10 years ago

I don’t know what I am doing, I am pissed!

d17nk
d17nk
10 years ago

hm… how is it unintentionally when you have to pull down your pants, sit down on the toilet, and then start pooping?

coffeebot
coffeebot
10 years ago

finally, peeing the bed becomes a viable option

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
10 years ago

Pooh squirt water!

iLock
iLock
10 years ago

That is a Funny Toy haha

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

I am know! It’s a Non-hole of water!
Funintentional one, is like.

Kitsune
Kitsune
10 years ago

My second though on this was “Sorry toilet, I’m irregular”

garudamon11
garudamon11
10 years ago

she got the hose for not putting the lotion on

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Cruel intentions – straight into your face.
Unintentionally.

Ruuku
Ruuku
9 years ago

… so said the illegitimate child.

Clinton
Clinton
9 years ago

Lucky you are the waste solid not.

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