Intend fun!

Intend fun!

posted on 20 Mar 2011 in Chinglish, Toys

Unintentional bidet-to-the-face


Photo courtesy of Leah Diane Love.

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Algernon
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Algernon

This toys a real pisser.

Algernon
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Algernon

One for the Benny Lava fans

Jay
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Jay

In Soviet Russia, toilet pee on YOU!

DrLex
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DrLex

Gee, I would be rather pissed if my solid waste products would intentionally fight back while trying to flush them.

faulty wiring
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faulty wiring

So is my laughter

Jellychop
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Jellychop

Which is unintentional, the toilet or the kid?

faulty wiring
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faulty wiring

Oh! Now I get it! It’s a funny toy! Thanks for pointing that out. I just assumed it was a vulgar waste of resources.

Jazzy
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Jazzy

Thanks but I’ll wait for a toy with good intentions.

Ageless
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Ageless

When your kid has that big a bowel movement, one needs to take it to a doctor.

Chuck
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Chuck

Hey, Pinnochio !

No, I DON’T believe that was unintentional. You’re a poor liar. It’s as plain as the nose on your face.

Kitsune
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Kitsune

Thank, you just set her potty training back 3 years.

Bill Sornson
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Bill Sornson

As if the kid wasn’t already traumatzed after being told she’s was unplanned. Sheesh.

Eccekio
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Eccekio

Here they had a little outdoor dunny. When you opened it, the little man inside the door pee’s on you. Unfortunately it soon broke, for everyone that opened it dropped it.

Pete
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Pete

Somebody get a copy of this to Dr. Demento, PRONTO!
I can just hear it now: “Bidet to the head”….

Bill Gates
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Bill Gates

Honest, Officer! I am unintentional.

xila31
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xila31

A new way to put the “p” back in pool.

Tong
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Tong

I don’t know what I am doing, I am pissed!

d17nk
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d17nk

hm… how is it unintentionally when you have to pull down your pants, sit down on the toilet, and then start pooping?

coffeebot
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coffeebot

finally, peeing the bed becomes a viable option

Lollerskate
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Lollerskate

Pooh squirt water!

iLock
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iLock

That is a Funny Toy haha

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

I am know! It’s a Non-hole of water!
Funintentional one, is like.

Kitsune
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Kitsune

My second though on this was “Sorry toilet, I’m irregular”

garudamon11
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garudamon11

she got the hose for not putting the lotion on

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Cruel intentions – straight into your face.
Unintentionally.

Ruuku
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Ruuku

… so said the illegitimate child.

Clinton
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Clinton

Lucky you are the waste solid not.

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