Preferably head first…

Preferably head first…

posted on 30 Mar 2011 in Chinglish

Crash carefully…

Photo courtesy of Angus Fursdon-Welsh.
Found in Yunnan, China.

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Algernon
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Algernon

Head first of course

DrLex
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DrLex

Beware of safety. Run into obstacle to avoid safety!

Jazzy
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Jazzy

Don’t miss it if you can!

FatKenney
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FatKenney

Thanks, but I think I’ll recklessly avoid it.

FatKenney
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FatKenney

Doctor treating patient for head trauma: “Uh huh, and do you believe EVERYTHING you read?”

FatKenney
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FatKenney

Other signs in the ruthless practical joke series include “cliffs ahead: throw yourself off”, “increase speed – dangerous curves”, and the ever popular “Please provoke the bears”.

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

Other side of the sign: Stupid!

coffeebot
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coffeebot

Now, close your eyes…

Eduard
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Eduard

Head-banging for dummies !

SF
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SF

AND DON’T LOOK BACK!

Terri
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Terri

If your shattered ribcage matches one of these four diagrams, you win a Big Mac!

Offer must be redeemed the same day. Not valid in Uruguay. Fries not included.

xila31
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xila31

Warning: Idiots Crossing.

Chris
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Chris

It was nice running into you.

Classic Steve
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Notice the capital “It.” You could meet Pennywise here!

Eccekio
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Eccekio

I’m sorry your IT application closed unexpectedly. Throw nearsty geek into lamppost and reboot drive.

demondude777
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demondude777

Park Ranger: I’m calling in a 414: Visitor has avoided the sign. Please send backup.

Ivan Dmitriev
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Ivan Dmitriev

It reminds me of the “Carefully slip & fall down” sign

A Non-Y Mouse
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A Non-Y Mouse

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Snufkin
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Snufkin

Caution: It’s for wimps.

dane
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dane

JUST DO IT!

Kitsune
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Kitsune

This message brought to you by the society for the advancement of natural selection.

Pete
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Pete

COWABUNGA!!!!

d17nk
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d17nk

does the blue mean its safe to do so?

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Just don’t insanely walk into It.
It will be bored.

Lollerskate
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Lollerskate

Now I know where all those YouTube “people falling” compilation videos come from…

Isabella
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Isabella

I didn’t know they have a platform 9 3/4 in China!

kyle vincent
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kyle vincent

Be safe at your own risk

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Road Runner: Run into It.
Wile E. Coyote: Bang your head.

Lovintheengrish
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Lovintheengrish

Hey…I can’t read that sign. What does it.. *donk.*

Mark Stewart
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Mark Stewart

The only way to keep idiots away

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Run into it before living.

victoriadawn
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victoriadawn

Red light! Green light!

JohnZ
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JohnZ

Run into that wall before it runs into you!!

ingrid
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ingrid

face your fears…c’mon DO it!!

Fookmee
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Fookmee

Wow, right to the point this time. It makes so much more sense!

Hard
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Hard

Anybody up for a game of find the stud???

Gerson
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Gerson

OKAY EVERYBODY! There comes a car…

One… twoo… hold it… THREE! NOW RUN INTO THE CAR!

Abiding Japanese laws since 1984

snackycakez
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snackycakez

Too late…

Henry
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Henry

OUCH!! That hurts! @_@

ArallaHiney
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ArallaHiney

Compliance IS mandatroy

MissMonty
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MissMonty

If you want to lose some IQ points…

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Don’t Drink Drive Into It

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