Preferably head first…

Preferably head first…

posted on 30 Mar 2011 in Chinglish

Crash carefully…

Photo courtesy of Angus Fursdon-Welsh.
Found in Yunnan, China.

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Algernon
Algernon
9 years ago

Head first of course

DrLex
DrLex
9 years ago

Beware of safety. Run into obstacle to avoid safety!

Jazzy
Jazzy
9 years ago

Don’t miss it if you can!

FatKenney
FatKenney
9 years ago

Thanks, but I think I’ll recklessly avoid it.

FatKenney
FatKenney
9 years ago

Doctor treating patient for head trauma: “Uh huh, and do you believe EVERYTHING you read?”

FatKenney
FatKenney
9 years ago

Other signs in the ruthless practical joke series include “cliffs ahead: throw yourself off”, “increase speed – dangerous curves”, and the ever popular “Please provoke the bears”.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
9 years ago

Other side of the sign: Stupid!

coffeebot
coffeebot
9 years ago

Now, close your eyes…

Eduard
Eduard
9 years ago

Head-banging for dummies !

SF
SF
9 years ago

AND DON’T LOOK BACK!

Terri
Terri
9 years ago

If your shattered ribcage matches one of these four diagrams, you win a Big Mac!

Offer must be redeemed the same day. Not valid in Uruguay. Fries not included.

xila31
xila31
9 years ago

Warning: Idiots Crossing.

Chris
Chris
9 years ago

It was nice running into you.

Classic Steve
9 years ago

Notice the capital “It.” You could meet Pennywise here!

Eccekio
Eccekio
9 years ago

I’m sorry your IT application closed unexpectedly. Throw nearsty geek into lamppost and reboot drive.

demondude777
demondude777
9 years ago

Park Ranger: I’m calling in a 414: Visitor has avoided the sign. Please send backup.

Ivan Dmitriev
Ivan Dmitriev
9 years ago

It reminds me of the “Carefully slip & fall down” sign

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
9 years ago

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Snufkin
Snufkin
9 years ago

Caution: It’s for wimps.

dane
dane
9 years ago

JUST DO IT!

Kitsune
Kitsune
9 years ago

This message brought to you by the society for the advancement of natural selection.

Pete
Pete
9 years ago

COWABUNGA!!!!

d17nk
d17nk
9 years ago

does the blue mean its safe to do so?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

Just don’t insanely walk into It.
It will be bored.

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
9 years ago

Now I know where all those YouTube “people falling” compilation videos come from…

Isabella
Isabella
9 years ago

I didn’t know they have a platform 9 3/4 in China!

kyle vincent
kyle vincent
9 years ago

Be safe at your own risk

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

Road Runner: Run into It.
Wile E. Coyote: Bang your head.

Lovintheengrish
Lovintheengrish
9 years ago

Hey…I can’t read that sign. What does it.. *donk.*

Mark Stewart
Mark Stewart
9 years ago

The only way to keep idiots away

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

Run into it before living.

victoriadawn
victoriadawn
9 years ago

Red light! Green light!

JohnZ
JohnZ
9 years ago

Run into that wall before it runs into you!!

ingrid
ingrid
9 years ago

face your fears…c’mon DO it!!

Fookmee
Fookmee
9 years ago

Wow, right to the point this time. It makes so much more sense!

Hard
Hard
9 years ago

Anybody up for a game of find the stud???

Gerson
Gerson
9 years ago

OKAY EVERYBODY! There comes a car…

One… twoo… hold it… THREE! NOW RUN INTO THE CAR!

Abiding Japanese laws since 1984

snackycakez
snackycakez
9 years ago

Too late…

Henry
Henry
8 years ago

OUCH!! That hurts! @_@

ArallaHiney
ArallaHiney
8 years ago

Compliance IS mandatroy

MissMonty
MissMonty
7 years ago

If you want to lose some IQ points…

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Don’t Drink Drive Into It

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