Preferably head first…

Preferably head first…

posted on 30 Mar 2011 in Chinglish

Crash carefully…

Photo courtesy of Angus Fursdon-Welsh.
Found in Yunnan, China.

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Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

Head first of course

DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

Beware of safety. Run into obstacle to avoid safety!

Jazzy
Jazzy
10 years ago

Don’t miss it if you can!

FatKenney
FatKenney
10 years ago

Thanks, but I think I’ll recklessly avoid it.

FatKenney
FatKenney
10 years ago

Doctor treating patient for head trauma: “Uh huh, and do you believe EVERYTHING you read?”

FatKenney
FatKenney
10 years ago

Other signs in the ruthless practical joke series include “cliffs ahead: throw yourself off”, “increase speed – dangerous curves”, and the ever popular “Please provoke the bears”.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

Other side of the sign: Stupid!

coffeebot
coffeebot
10 years ago

Now, close your eyes…

Eduard
Eduard
10 years ago

Head-banging for dummies !

SF
SF
10 years ago

AND DON’T LOOK BACK!

Terri
Terri
10 years ago

If your shattered ribcage matches one of these four diagrams, you win a Big Mac!

Offer must be redeemed the same day. Not valid in Uruguay. Fries not included.

xila31
xila31
10 years ago

Warning: Idiots Crossing.

Chris
Chris
10 years ago

It was nice running into you.

Classic Steve
10 years ago

Notice the capital “It.” You could meet Pennywise here!

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

I’m sorry your IT application closed unexpectedly. Throw nearsty geek into lamppost and reboot drive.

demondude777
demondude777
10 years ago

Park Ranger: I’m calling in a 414: Visitor has avoided the sign. Please send backup.

Ivan Dmitriev
Ivan Dmitriev
10 years ago

It reminds me of the “Carefully slip & fall down” sign

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
10 years ago

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Snufkin
Snufkin
10 years ago

Caution: It’s for wimps.

dane
dane
10 years ago

JUST DO IT!

Kitsune
Kitsune
10 years ago

This message brought to you by the society for the advancement of natural selection.

Pete
Pete
10 years ago

COWABUNGA!!!!

d17nk
d17nk
10 years ago

does the blue mean its safe to do so?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Just don’t insanely walk into It.
It will be bored.

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
10 years ago

Now I know where all those YouTube “people falling” compilation videos come from…

Isabella
Isabella
10 years ago

I didn’t know they have a platform 9 3/4 in China!

kyle vincent
kyle vincent
10 years ago

Be safe at your own risk

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Road Runner: Run into It.
Wile E. Coyote: Bang your head.

Lovintheengrish
Lovintheengrish
10 years ago

Hey…I can’t read that sign. What does it.. *donk.*

Mark Stewart
Mark Stewart
10 years ago

The only way to keep idiots away

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

Run into it before living.

victoriadawn
victoriadawn
9 years ago

Red light! Green light!

JohnZ
JohnZ
9 years ago

Run into that wall before it runs into you!!

ingrid
ingrid
9 years ago

face your fears…c’mon DO it!!

Fookmee
Fookmee
9 years ago

Wow, right to the point this time. It makes so much more sense!

Hard
Hard
9 years ago

Anybody up for a game of find the stud???

Gerson
Gerson
9 years ago

OKAY EVERYBODY! There comes a car…

One… twoo… hold it… THREE! NOW RUN INTO THE CAR!

Abiding Japanese laws since 1984

snackycakez
snackycakez
9 years ago

Too late…

Henry
Henry
9 years ago

OUCH!! That hurts! @_@

ArallaHiney
ArallaHiney
9 years ago

Compliance IS mandatroy

MissMonty
MissMonty
7 years ago

If you want to lose some IQ points…

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Don’t Drink Drive Into It

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