Special features vegetables

Special features vegetables

posted on 1 Mar 2011 in Chinglish, Menus

Photo courtesy of Peter.
Menu from China.

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Tom P.
Tom P.
9 years ago

Having to pick out tiny bones from my fish is bad enough, but broken tiles… that’s gone too far!

Bug
Bug
9 years ago

Honestly, those are pretty accurate if you take the characters literally. Although I’m pretty sure they used Google Translate.

Domino
Domino
9 years ago

What has it got in its pockets, Precious? Chickenses??

Brian
Brian
9 years ago

This is muttony!

This is Milk Soup!

Brian
Brian
9 years ago

Keeping up with the chickenses.

Dr. Suess
Dr. Suess
9 years ago

Are you my mother?

Bunni
Bunni
9 years ago

Please don’t tell me those prices are in US dollars…

Squidblender
Squidblender
9 years ago

We grapses the chickenses!

Jonathan
9 years ago

Yes, nice chickenses, precious, tasty juisy chickenses precious. But we don’t like nasty lead poisening!

Casey
Casey
9 years ago

Only in China can you get the best lead paint, and lead river chicken.

Casey
Casey
9 years ago

50.00 for a tomato???

nazani14
nazani14
9 years ago

If you get the chance, try the tile-piece fish, it’s yummy. And just to confuse things, there is also a kind of fish called tilefish.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

Waiter! My beer duck got spilled on a tile fish!

Martin Zhang
9 years ago

of course river water cooks river water fish; that’s obvious. using lake water to cook tap water fish would be ridiculous

scars
scars
9 years ago

Waiter, after reading all these stories, what’s today’s special?”

Boctor Poo
9 years ago

Does Chicken Fish Rabbit taste like Man Bear Pig?

Voyz
Voyz
9 years ago

the adopted mother returns to a pot of fish…, so the fish adopted a mother?

Gerson
Gerson
9 years ago

Ill take 2 adopted mothers returning to their pot of fish…

*Gets french fries*

… I gotta admit that is not what I was expecting…

adrasl300
adrasl300
9 years ago

Its like a menu written by the pagans from the Thief games!
Heh high five….anyone? No?…okay.

BuzzKirrington
BuzzKirrington
9 years ago

If you would only stop grasping the mutton, maybe the milk soup would not be so muttony!

mrbenz
9 years ago

So, that’s why I couldn’t find her anywhere…. She’s with her families now… In a pot of fish…

Silverwolf
8 years ago

I can’t tell whether I’m reading a menu or a very surreal children’s story.

NightWolf71
NightWolf71
8 years ago

At the end of their rich and honored lives, the chickenses are cooked as food.

the spatular cephalopod
the spatular cephalopod
5 years ago

We loves chickenses, yes we does, preciousss! We graspses them and we eatses them whooole!

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