Special features vegetables

Special features vegetables

posted on 1 Mar 2011 in Chinglish, Menus

Photo courtesy of Peter.
Menu from China.

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Tom P.
Tom P.
10 years ago

Having to pick out tiny bones from my fish is bad enough, but broken tiles… that’s gone too far!

Bug
Bug
10 years ago

Honestly, those are pretty accurate if you take the characters literally. Although I’m pretty sure they used Google Translate.

Domino
Domino
10 years ago

What has it got in its pockets, Precious? Chickenses??

Brian
Brian
10 years ago

This is muttony!

This is Milk Soup!

Brian
Brian
10 years ago

Keeping up with the chickenses.

Dr. Suess
Dr. Suess
10 years ago

Are you my mother?

Bunni
Bunni
10 years ago

Please don’t tell me those prices are in US dollars…

Squidblender
Squidblender
10 years ago

We grapses the chickenses!

Jonathan
10 years ago

Yes, nice chickenses, precious, tasty juisy chickenses precious. But we don’t like nasty lead poisening!

Casey
Casey
10 years ago

Only in China can you get the best lead paint, and lead river chicken.

Casey
Casey
10 years ago

50.00 for a tomato???

nazani14
nazani14
10 years ago

If you get the chance, try the tile-piece fish, it’s yummy. And just to confuse things, there is also a kind of fish called tilefish.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Waiter! My beer duck got spilled on a tile fish!

Martin Zhang
10 years ago

of course river water cooks river water fish; that’s obvious. using lake water to cook tap water fish would be ridiculous

scars
scars
10 years ago

Waiter, after reading all these stories, what’s today’s special?”

Boctor Poo
9 years ago

Does Chicken Fish Rabbit taste like Man Bear Pig?

Voyz
Voyz
9 years ago

the adopted mother returns to a pot of fish…, so the fish adopted a mother?

Gerson
Gerson
9 years ago

Ill take 2 adopted mothers returning to their pot of fish…

*Gets french fries*

… I gotta admit that is not what I was expecting…

adrasl300
adrasl300
9 years ago

Its like a menu written by the pagans from the Thief games!
Heh high five….anyone? No?…okay.

BuzzKirrington
BuzzKirrington
9 years ago

If you would only stop grasping the mutton, maybe the milk soup would not be so muttony!

mrbenz
9 years ago

So, that’s why I couldn’t find her anywhere…. She’s with her families now… In a pot of fish…

Silverwolf
9 years ago

I can’t tell whether I’m reading a menu or a very surreal children’s story.

NightWolf71
NightWolf71
9 years ago

At the end of their rich and honored lives, the chickenses are cooked as food.

the spatular cephalopod
the spatular cephalopod
6 years ago

We loves chickenses, yes we does, preciousss! We graspses them and we eatses them whooole!

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