Still tastes like chicken…

Still tastes like chicken…

posted on 8 Mar 2011 in Engrish from Other Countries, Menus

Waiter, there’s a fly on my sphincter…

Photo courtesy of Peter Bach.
Menu found in Korea.

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Tong
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Tong

That was one sorry ass!!!

jjhitt
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jjhitt

I dont want to know where the additional finger goes.

Tong
Guest
Tong

Excuse me, was that finger shape rice cake ever in my stew?

jjhitt
Guest
jjhitt

Can I order from the ‘Stay Away From Me’ menu?

SF
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SF

I’m on a romantic date, I think that the “Together menu” … Well, on second thoughts …

Salome
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Salome

Pop hwyl, Mr Kim.

Salome
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Salome

Sorry, make that Pob hwyl, Mr Kim.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

I, for one, welcome our new chickensh!t overlords.

Eduard
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Eduard

The chicken had better not crossed the street in the first place……. It got its ass stewed!

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Additional Jerrys are hard to find. Just ask the Grateful Dead.

Eduard
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Eduard

I understand globalization in the food industry, butt the chicken……

Algernon
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Algernon

The Chickens just crap

faulty wiring
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faulty wiring

This tastes like a chickens…oh, right, that’s the point

faulty wiring
Guest
faulty wiring

I’m thinking that take quite some time and a few hundred chickens to prepare…

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

The stew was cooked by a spinster.

xila31
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xila31

I dare you to try the anal sphincter stew. Or are you chicken?

ben
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ben

That’s Korean for “hot dog”.

coffeebot
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coffeebot

lol @ additional jerry noodle

garudamon11
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garudamon11

Wrong!!! it should be jelly noodles

Chris
Guest

Unfortunately, this is not Engrish. I have been served this before. When it is placed in front of you, it looks kind of like Cheerios soup.

Classic Steve
Guest

Today’s special: “Guess what?…”

Chris
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Chris

Instructions: Insert item number 6 into item number 2…

demondude777
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demondude777

Omg this tastes like crap! There is just too much chicken in this dish!

dangevin
Guest

You’ll appreciate the irony later, when this gives you diarrhea.

dangevin
Guest

Finger f*ckin’ good!

Sarah
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Sarah

Don’t point that finger at the chicken or he’ll shake a tail feather in your soup! Nice to see the Korean and Welsh dragons are working with the Italian fishermen too!

Eccekio
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Eccekio

Chicken Giblets anyone??

Costanoanfar
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Costanoanfar

What is it with our Asian friends and their TMI menus???

Kitsune
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Kitsune

They offer a proctologist special, it’s the finger shaped rice cake in the chicken anal sphincter stew.

A Non-Y Mouse
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A Non-Y Mouse

What?

YJ
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YJ

Are you sure that’s even chicken, because just few hours ago it walked on four legs and played frisbee with me.

Chuck
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Chuck

…because you can never have enough Jerry Noodle !

Cecily
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Cecily

Ewww…who would eat sweet potatoes?

oldtaku
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oldtaku

daak dong jip is chicken gizzards – where the heck did anal sphincter come from? Chickens don’t even have an separate anus! Though I’m sure if they did someone would turn it into a regional delicacy.

Abe Blingin
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Abe Blingin

The Jerry (Sienfield) noodles are of course, fusilli.

Bear or bust
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Bear or bust

Jerry, Jerry, Jerry… Noodles

Lora
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Lora

Must be The Jerry Springer Noodle with stew like that on the menu.

la guardia
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la guardia

spinster, chicken and anal fingering

Tekleader
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Tekleader

Mmmmmm! You can really taste the chicken ass!

sasquatch
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sasquatch

What did I just eat! Oh Gawd! I thought they were Spaghetti O’s!

liam1224
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liam1224

Or you can try on of our special set menus!: chicken anal sphincter stew with additional finger shape rice cake!

liam1224
Guest
liam1224

Well I’ve never tried ass before

the kid
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the kid

well, if you’ve eaten this menu item, then you’ve tried anal, sad to say. that reminds me — tell jerry to keep his noodle in his pants.

those a-holes!

anzo
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anzo

I love me a good serving of Seinfeld!

George
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George

Sadly I know what that is. I heard its chewy.

Max
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Max

Whoever said that 닭똥집 is chicken gizzards was lied to!

닭 = chicken
똥 = shit
집 = house

Really, the translation is correct. Koreans eat chicken butt holes, and yes they are chewy…so I’ve been told.

Long Tom
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Long Tom

In France, they called dandelion salad “piss in bed” salad. I’m NOT making this up!

p090
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p090

Together menu – you can show me your finger shape cake, i can show you my anal sphincter stew

DragonLady
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DragonLady

So this is what Korean chefs come up with when they finally get it together.

Jerome
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Jerome

Could I have a rice finger in my sphincter stew, please?

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