You’d sweat too, over hot coals!

Packed in and working 25 hours a day.

With 100% U.S. RDA of sodium!

Our customer satisfaction policy demands that we put a lot of labor and sweat to do our job well ! Sorry about the taste…..

When you slave over a hot grill all day, it’s bound to happen.

Chinese sweat shops – and you thought they only made clothing.

Guarantee no radioactive ingredients. All cooked by cheap and sweating labors.

ME: Hey, how’d you find this place?
GUY: Uh… I was just out sweat shopping.

Those poor potatoes, their skins peeling, the sweat stinging their eyes…

三氯氫氨 ≠ 三聚氰胺
(triple-chlorine-hydrogen-ammonia) ≠ (melamine)

Welcome to Potato Hell. You thought the deep fryer was the end? No, it was only the beginning.

Getting all hot and sweaty with the potatoes, beats lube sheep every time.

Do you have a sweat tooth?

Question: What kind of potato sweats when hot?
Answer: Couch potato

A big improvement over the “barf potato…”

apparently china saves money this way by having the potatoes bake themselves… for minimum wage… and no health care benefits.

The perfect side dish for a main of chicken a$$holes

Don’t bother with exercise…let our potatoes sweat for you.

It’s always nice to see graduates from the Dan Quayle Spelling Academy.

Charcoal is the name of our sweatiest chef, you can bet your Sweat Potato is extra sweaty!

Interesting, too: the Japanese says ジャガイモ (jagaimo), which I believe specifically refers to *white* potatoes, not sweet ones…

I’m not sure what the Chinese says, but it’s probably more accurate.