Anti-cursepirant

Anti-cursepirant

posted on 17 Apr 2011 in Signs

I would have gotten away with it, if it weren’t for you accursed ions…

Photo courtesy of Bryan Jones.
Found in Sagano near Kyoto, Japan.

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Salome
Salome
9 years ago

I’m glad you can have it use a deodorant, because it really pongs when it doesn’t.

Algernon
Algernon
9 years ago

Also used as soap

DrLex
DrLex
9 years ago

Damn those negative ions!

Jellychop
Jellychop
9 years ago

Chemistry class voodoo!

jazzy
jazzy
9 years ago

Ouch! I feel a burning ionization.

Eduard
Eduard
9 years ago

Because ion occurs!

Eduard
Eduard
9 years ago

Ions stink!

Yugan Dali
9 years ago

Accursed minus ion! You have forgotten your deodorant!

FatKenney
FatKenney
9 years ago

That’s right, just mix with water and the curse is lifted. It’s just that easy. Recommended by Egyptologists everywhere. Official sponsor of the 2004 World Champion Boston Red Sox.

Lora
Lora
9 years ago

You can have it as a deodorant if you don’t mind smelling like burnt bamboo and charcoal.

xila31
xila31
9 years ago

Minus the ions, minus the smell!

Kitsune
Kitsune
9 years ago

And on the Seventh Day, our pits no longer stank and it was good.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
9 years ago

At the moment, the Japanese are accursed with radioactive ions abound in the nuclearized air and water around them.

Cecily
Cecily
9 years ago

So what you’re saying is that bamboo = deodorant.

Darth Na'vi
Darth Na'vi
9 years ago

Throw a few tons of this accursed ion bamboo charcoal into the Fukushima reactors. Case solved! Thank you, Kyoto!!!

tonga
tonga
9 years ago

“I would have gotten away with it, if it weren’t for you accursed ions…”

3 minutes and I am still laughin ! Thanks.

accursed ions !

Eccekio
Eccekio
9 years ago

This is the cutting edge, where we step over the line between science, and the ones who go around chanting: OMMMMM, OOOOOMMMMM.

Fault
Fault
9 years ago

This would be the caption on a bamboo-charcoal bun. They really use bamboo ash to flavour and colour bread/other foods. It’s supposed to be healthy. Apparently due to negative ions that are cleasing to the body.

Tong
Tong
9 years ago

Is this body art or you are burnt?

RT
RT
9 years ago

no thanks… i get along just fine by putting my kingsford charcoal in my bathtub then rubbing it upon my armpits, thank you very much.

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

Bubble, bubble, toil and trouble.
Bamboo burn and charcoal crumble
Ionic newt in fiery cauldron
Strength of a man, but made for a woman.

Eccekio
Eccekio
9 years ago

@Cecily. Yes. If you prefer to smell like bamboo.

iLock
iLock
9 years ago

So it’s accursed, but it’s GOOD for my body..??
That doesn’t add up…

Well you go and have your accursed minus ions use a deodorant then.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

Don’t advice charcoal as a deodorant in the use. It smells bady.
Instructions are here for made of non-smelling deodorant:

1) Have made a bamboo charcoal.
2) Accurse a minus ion is in the use.
3) Put a bamboo charcoal into a non-hole of water.
4) Hide it behind of the blacksheep into a room toilet. It will not see.
5) Buy a 8×4 flower deodorant.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

Will you accurse your beautifule with charcoal as deodorant in the use? Under your armpit, and your everybady, exploder effects all black. It stinks like that.

Tom P.
Tom P.
9 years ago

Then you apply the sorcerer’s stone and it all turns to gold.

GwydionM
GwydionM
9 years ago

A special formula devised by the Half-Blood Prince

mosier1
mosier1
9 years ago

You take a zumi!

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