Compatible with PorkFAT32

Compatible with PorkFAT32

posted on 28 Apr 2011 in Signs

Internet routers powered by Crisco Systems, Inc.

Photo courtesy of Jas in Nagoya.
Found in hotel room in Nagoya, Japan.

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Jellychop
Jellychop
9 years ago

It’s a literal fat pipe for bandwidth hogs!

SF
SF
9 years ago

Hello front-desk? My lard line doesn’t work. Must be connected to the wrong pork.

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

Dial 1 and all you get is music on hold: ‘Fat Bottom Girls’ and ‘I Like Big Butts’.

Algernon
Algernon
9 years ago

Pork power for your computer needs

DrLex
DrLex
9 years ago

It’s hi-speed internet because it’s all lubricated with lard.

FatKenney
FatKenney
9 years ago

Yo mamma’s so fat, when she goes online my computer’s lard drive overloads.

FatKenney
FatKenney
9 years ago

For a healthier alternative try our new partially hydrogenated internet access.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
9 years ago

I was actually hoping you had fry-fi so I could move around the room

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

1. Hi-speed broadbang internet lard line, Is in the room we serve. Please you early pay before living.
2. Low-cal internet crap line available if you would like non-connected in the room stay.
It is so sorry.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
9 years ago

Don’t expect much…we know that you’re only going to be looking at (pop)corn anyway

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

In case of lard overload, please refer to the piglet located in the desk.

xila31
xila31
9 years ago

After using their lard line, my modem needed a triple bypass.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

We have internet lard excess in the room. Please do not run into it.

coffeebot
coffeebot
9 years ago

You have complain go now bacon.net

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

Is it protected by a fryer wall?

Chris
Chris
9 years ago

The connection is as fast as greased lightning.

Classic Steve
9 years ago

Yes, u can has cheezburger.

demondude777
demondude777
9 years ago

Guest: Sir, I think I have a problem. Nothing is coming through when I try to access a page

Attendant: Oh sir it appears are lard line is clogged now. Did you try to recessitate the page?

Kitsune
Kitsune
9 years ago

I hope they have an exercise room, I’m going to need it after using the internet… mss/v12.tss

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

Error 404: lard not found.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

‘Hello? Front desk? I’m in room 237 and my computer acts weird. The screen shows an ugly fat lady crawling out of the bathtub full of lard…!’
‘No need to worry, Sir, it’s only in your head. It’s called ‘Shining’….’

$teve
$teve
9 years ago

Vegetarians dial 2.

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
9 years ago

You should try the cuadruple Wi-Fi. It’s awesome.

J
J
9 years ago

They almost made it. Almost made sense, but gave up at the end.

Andrew
Andrew
9 years ago

Aka the golden coral buffet

Mista Bob Dobalina
Mista Bob Dobalina
9 years ago

Unrelated to that….1050 Yen for an internet connection? Now that there’s free wi-fi everywhere, this is a rip-off!

Koronii
Koronii
9 years ago

Yeah, a typo is totally the same thing as engrish.

Sparky
Sparky
8 years ago

Time to go hog wild!

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