Cookie Monster! Noooo!

Cookie Monster! Noooo!

posted on 22 Apr 2011 in Engrish from Other Countries, Toys

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Photo courtesy of Court Roper.
Toy found in Java, Indonesia.

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faulty wiring
faulty wiring
9 years ago

A toy to teach your children hand eye coordination whilst simultaneously encouraging a broadminded approach to their relationships with fictional tv characters

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
9 years ago

And 20 years later, he married a Dyson Slim.

beechoak
beechoak
9 years ago

It’s really just a ploy by militant women to get men interested in vacuuming at an early age… Later they’ll have vacuums shaped like their favorite female celebrities…

beechoak
beechoak
9 years ago

What until he’s old enough to discover the many uses of attachments…

Algernon
Algernon
9 years ago

Swing it like a dead cat

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

‘Suck it up, lovely! Stretch the hose!’
‘WwhhoooOOossssshhHhh!!! WwwwwhhhhiiiiirRRrrwwWWwwhhooooooossssshhHhh!!!!!!!’

DrLex
DrLex
9 years ago

I think most kids would agree that this toy sucks.

Lora
Lora
9 years ago

It goes OM NOM NOM NOM as it sucks up cookie crumbs! 😀

Classic Steve
9 years ago

The day I think Cookie Monster has a lovely figure is the day I ask someone to give me a swift kick.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

Hello I am a Three Boy! I have a Vacuum I plays! It sucks a lot and funny sounds but I am feels I love it from the bottomer of my wig, it is such a lovely figure! I am dreaming how beautiful it is like when it grows up. And then I are sixteen boy and I buys a long hose with many things. It will makes me feels like a winner! Then I grows real disco hair and I plays with the Sexy Queen and the Cat and I makes a suckerpunch! Pow!

Cecily
Cecily
9 years ago

Oh, no colourful plastic popping balls for me, thanks. I’m trying to keep my lovely figure.

coffeebot
9 years ago

Wow, that kids doesn’t look a day over 4!

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
9 years ago

I’m too sexy for my hair
too sexy for my hair
I wear a toupee there.

Yugan Dali
9 years ago

Lovely figure with funny sounds? That describes a lot of popular female singers who look great but can’t sing better than a springtime cat.

Stephanie
Stephanie
9 years ago

Lol, what is with the “Lovely figure” caption?! It sounds like the little tyke is making an attempt at seducing Mr. Cookie Vacuum, …

Collin
Collin
9 years ago

Those funny sounds are not coming from the toy, FYI.

garudamon11
garudamon11
9 years ago

UNAPPROPRIATE FOR CHILDREN

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