“Electrify your wang with Yaxiang.”

“Electrify your wang with Yaxiang.”

posted on 13 Apr 2011 in Chinglish, Household Items

Yeah…I’m definitely going to need an adapter.


Photo courtesy of Priya Satow.
Chinese power strip found in Tanzania, East Africa.

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Jay
Jay
9 years ago

“Power flows from the end of a dildo.” – Chairman Mao

Jay
Jay
9 years ago

All 1.3 billion chinese must write a review of a sex product to graduate high school?

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
9 years ago

In case your dxxk get stuck in the socket, call our 24 hrs Hotline and ask for Yaxiang.

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

Now that is a compulsion I can live with.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
9 years ago

The stunning success of Yaxiang’s new range of power-boards was accompanied by an initial surge in electricity consumption and then a baffling spate of electrocutions and burnt genitals, followed by a rapid & inexplicable decline in customer numbers. ‘Could there be a relationship?’ wondered company executives?

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
9 years ago

The stunning success of Yaxiang’s new range of power-boards was accompanied by an initial surge in electricity consumption and then a baffling spate of electrocutions and burnt genitals, followed by a rapid & inexplicable decline in customer numbers. ‘Could there be a relationship?’ wondered company executives?

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

If you experience attestation lasting for more that four hours…. WAY TO GO, DUDE!

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

With Yaxiang you’re never in the wrong hole.

Algernon
Algernon
9 years ago

And what does this button do.

Eduard
Eduard
9 years ago

The new attested compulsory sex toy for electricians. Guaranteed to turn you on!

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

Tanzania will never be same.

coffeebot
9 years ago

The China made me do it!

ngyonghan
ngyonghan
9 years ago

“Sex is definitely an electrifying! activity!” 😀

Kitsune
Kitsune
9 years ago

This is Chinese? I though it was the Japanese who had the reputation for being “small”

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

It puts the lotion in the socket….

Kitsune
Kitsune
9 years ago

Aren’t their more humane ways of enforcing the one child policy?

Chris
Chris
9 years ago

AC or DC?

Kor
Kor
9 years ago

With a product like that, who need a one child policy.

Eccekio
Eccekio
9 years ago

If you were offering to hook 250 volts at 10 amps to my family jewels, I can assure you, I would attest to whatever you asked to attest to.

V-man
V-man
9 years ago

So it is compulsory for sex products in China to have national attestation. Good to know, but what does this have to do with this power strip?

Akoya
9 years ago

Hope all is well in Japan. Stay safe!

Cecily
Cecily
9 years ago

Only 250 volts? Pfft…looks like I’ll be faking it yet again.

Tom P.
Tom P.
9 years ago

Insert plug ‘A’ into socket ‘B’

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

POWER. The one true aphrodisiac.

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

Not tonight, I’m modulating.

Terri
Terri
9 years ago

Everybody have fun tonight
Everybody Yaxiang tonight

Classic Steve
9 years ago

I’m looking for the GE spot.

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
9 years ago

Not for the faint of heart, or any other “delicate organs” for that matter…

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
9 years ago

Cassette goes WHERE?!?

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
9 years ago

China attests: “This is a sex product”

“But is it apt for humans?” S

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
9 years ago

Subject asked,

“We won’t find out if you don’t plug the inconvenient thing in, dummy” China replied, with conviction and emotion.

prum brossom
prum brossom
9 years ago

Achieve the Maxxx Wang!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

Electrician! Where is a non-hole of water?!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

”Turn it on yet, what are you waiting for?”

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

No electrical healthy of sex?
Yaxiang Electrician turns your bady on with a simple press of a button.

Yours one hole!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

It needs a power supply. It is pollution of the environment.
I prefer no electrical healthy.

I make my hand work brain spirit and cerebrum!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

Let’s Sexy for Bady!

Lord Pengwyn
Lord Pengwyn
9 years ago

That explains the squinting

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