For clean, romontic fun

For clean, romontic fun

posted on 25 Apr 2011 in Chinglish


Photo courtesy of Josh Magarick.
Found in hotel in Xiamen, China.

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beechoak
beechoak
9 years ago

I shouldn’t have to no to worry what I just read!

beechoak
beechoak
9 years ago

Okay… about this “sexual intercourse in the front and back” part…?

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
9 years ago

Yeah baby, trust me…the fungi and bacteria on my private part is totally under control now. So how about some front an back action after a bit of romontic tender feeling of my personal status?

beechoak
beechoak
9 years ago

I think I’m having a germ irruption…

V-man
V-man
9 years ago

Oh, make your mind up already – do you wanna kill germs or defend them?

Algernon
Algernon
9 years ago

So it’s not KY jelly then.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

To have peace of mide, is outright morontic!

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

Argh! Fungi! I hate finding mushrooms growing downthere.

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

Dainshu Washing Liquid: The Secret Life of Mister Clean.

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

WARNING: Using with Dr. Bronner’s Soap may result in permanent psychosis. Dilute!

Terri
Terri
9 years ago

Okay… about this “sexual intercourse in the front and back” part…

It says to shower everyday, or else you’re going to get it front and back. I usually go oral in that circumstance but everyone has their own style.

I’m more curious about the iso-whats? I think the translator didn’t understand either, hence the capital letters and question mark. It sounds pretty serious with the exo-enzyme and the fungi killing and the making your romontic tender and everything. I wonder what happens if you just wash your face with it.

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

For real fun try Bucket-O-Suds Truck Wash Powder.

krysto4
9 years ago

“You’ve got iso-WHAT???!!!”

DrLex
DrLex
9 years ago

The iso-WHAT is the main active ingredient in this product. Don’t ask us what exactly it is, though.

xila31
xila31
9 years ago

Give your private parts that freshly skinned feeling all day long!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

‘iso-WHAT?’
‘ According to instructions, up to 6400, I guess. Although, at this level of
sensitivity, infection becomes quite problematic – but availablely to kill Bacteria to prevent it, to both subjects in front AND back of the lens likely.
You have no to worry.’

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

Now I know why they called me ‘Pizza-face’! It’s because of the funghi!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

This is, for reasons unknown, quite sexually-oriented washing-liquid.

Jellychop
Jellychop
9 years ago

So I’m guessing the woman in the background image is the source of this “germ irruptive.” Well then just look out for her and you won’t have to worry.

Bill Gates
Bill Gates
9 years ago

It must be safe because they didn’t waste any research money on translation.

Chris
Chris
9 years ago

Sounds like an endorsement for “Abstinence Only.”

iLock
iLock
9 years ago

Take a shower on every day …..or else it gets the hose again… in the front and the back!

I say-WHAT?

iLock
iLock
9 years ago

The text on the right sounds like drunken engrish ramblings.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

Duanshu or Dianshu Liquid Can: man wash or lady wash?

Eccekio
Eccekio
9 years ago

One would wonder. How? If they have to read all this jazz first. They ever had time to produce, nigh on 1.5 billion Chinese.

iLock
iLock
9 years ago

Is this dish-washing liquid?
Because I don’t think my dishes are getting it on when I close dishwasher door.

iLock
iLock
9 years ago

I still have no peace of mide…

Kitsune
Kitsune
9 years ago

Anti-Aids soap? What a breakthrough

Eccekio
Eccekio
9 years ago

A young Chinese named Wong,
Put some Dianshu on his dong,
But it shrank his great treasure,
For at the last measure,
Mr Wong’s dong was two inches long.

PenPen
PenPen
9 years ago

… O sweet Jesus! ……

just when you thought no further fun could be had at Easter…..

i darent open my mouth 😀

alexmagnus
alexmagnus
9 years ago

“Do you return the iso-WHAT?”. Hm, I always thought sex is supposed to return an iso-WHO!

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

I’m Czar Nicolas and I approve this product for tender Romanov feeling.

Chuck
Chuck
9 years ago

Cent of the man wash and lady wash.

Translation : Penny for your thoughts on this product.

Chuck
Chuck
9 years ago

@iLock : Don’t confuse the washing-up liquid with the washing-down liquid.

Bridget
9 years ago

“in the front AND the back”……iso-WHAT?!?!

Gretchen
Gretchen
9 years ago

Yeah…I can just hear Herpes germs saying “OH CRAP! NOT DAINSHU WASHING LIQUID!!!”

RT
RT
9 years ago

e.coli… you are NOT the father [/maury]

iLock
iLock
9 years ago

@Chuck: Ah true, I didn’t think of that! Haha 🙂

Greg
Greg
9 years ago

Hey I returned the iso-WHAT yesterday and still got the sexually transmitted disease germ in the front and the back. I wan’t a refund!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

Man wash or lady wash – iso-heathy for bady!

Brian
Brian
9 years ago

Baby, I’m a about to give you a piece of mide from the front… AND from the back!

Brian
Brian
9 years ago

I-so haawwwwwwny.

anchor
9 years ago

I just can’t bring myself to return the iso-WHAT.

iLock
iLock
9 years ago

♪♫ They call me Mr. Romontic totally fontostic! ♪♫

Boctor Poo
9 years ago

I want this to protect my germs.

Mista Bob Dobalina
Mista Bob Dobalina
9 years ago

Don’t return iso-what. There are crackdowns on file sharing, Just download it and then log off the torrent.

catlurver
catlurver
9 years ago

The iso…WHAT?! NOW I’M CREEPED OUT!

catlurver
catlurver
9 years ago

Wait…what about oral sex? Ah, crap! Now I can’t have clean sex!

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