Genghis John

Genghis John

posted on 29 Apr 2011 in Chinglish, Toiletries

My dad, after chili…


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Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

I am Bath Tyrant. I am coincidentally unintentional.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Please turn off the bath tyrant before living.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Sic Semper Perluens!

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

CAUTION: For god’s sake don’t turn on the bath tyrant!

SF
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SF

My kingdom for a duck!

faulty wiring
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faulty wiring

Raping, pillaging, sacking included; bubble bath: add $5.

FatKenney
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FatKenney

All your loofa are belong to me!!

Algernon
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Algernon

Careful what comes up plughole

FatKenney
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FatKenney

The “Saddam Hussein” of the drain.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Ceasar crossed the Rhine, Hitler entered Poland, Alexander took Persia, Chaka untied the Zulus.

Me? I cant get this thing to flush.

FatKenney
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FatKenney

Hard water stains in your tub? Mildew on your shower curtain? Unsightly dingy grout on your bath tiles? Restore your bath’s natural luster with Bath Tyrant. It’s brutal and merciless on dirt and grime. Also try new Toilet Despot.

xila31
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xila31

If you think the bath tyrant is bad, you should see the toilet dictator.

Yugan Dali
Guest

@Seventy2rd o clock and @SF: two of the funniest captions I have seen on Engrish. Thanks for the laugh.

Kitsune
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Kitsune

The Heat Miser’s younger cousin the Bath Tyrant?

Kitsune
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Kitsune

Is this like the Soup Nazi from Sienfield? “No bath for you”

Sunny
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Sunny

Those of us who have tangled with a Japanese toilet learned the hard way what this button does…

Jellychop
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Jellychop

No wonder the toilet is called a “throne”.

Classic Steve
Guest

You must kneel and kiss my ring. That’s right, the ring around the tub.

Eccekio
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Eccekio

I AM BATH TYRANT. i AM INVINCIBLE.
Send $3.00 and two box tops to Mattel.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

@ Yugan Dali:
I’m happy for the laugh, and thank you!

Chris
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Chris

Wash behind your ears…or DIE!

demondude777
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demondude777

Yes you buzzed me? I am the bath tyrant. I am here to beat the crap out of you.

Chuck
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Chuck

Darth Bather.

Chris
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Chris

@ Chuck: Good one!

Lollerskate
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Lollerskate

Why would such a small town need a tyrant? Much less one requiring activation?

Silly Uncle Willy
Guest

@lollerskate: If it’s the Microsoft Bath Tyrant, you have 30 days to activate it until it stops working.

coffeebot
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Much calmer than that Shower Nazi

Darth Na'vi
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Darth Na'vi

The two kanji literally say Bath + Supreme ruler; champion; supremacy. So it’s YOKU+ HA, which is still a made up word. More Engrish generated from dictionaries. They could have been correct yet still amusing with “Supreme Bath” but then, “Bath Tyrant” is priceless.

alexmagnus
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alexmagnus

The Arab world could, to some excess, drive its tyrants out of their countries. And where did they go to? To Japanese bathrooms, where they have an absolute “power” on.

David R
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David R

… whatever you do, don’t turn him on.

… actually, it’s Simplified Chinese and it says yùbà, which refers to a heat lamp, though I haven’t the slightest idea why they use that second character.

DragonLady
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DragonLady

…& I thought the bath was one place you could escape from tyranny; I guess not in China

Bob
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Bob

@Darth Na’vi : Ah! I get it now! “MASTER BATH!” Hahahaha!!

Chuck
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Chuck

And downstairs, we have a two-piece. We call it the Power Room.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

“Now witness the awesome power of this fully operational bath station.”

Lollerskate
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Lollerskate

@Silly Uncle Willy: It will probably BSOD constantly before that though.

$teve
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$teve

The Magic Mirror’s less successful little brother.

Abe Blingin
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Abe Blingin

No soap for you !!!

Alkaline
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Alkaline

For those who don’t know, ‘bath tyrant’ is a bathroom heating device installed on the celling, consisting of 4 large lightbulbs.

Lollerskate
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Lollerskate

What you say! That means this is not an Engrish! We are on the way to destruction!

V-man
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V-man

@Darth Na’vi: it’s supposed to be Chinese, not Japanese.

Chuck
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Chuck

@jjhitt- I think Chaka united the Zulus.

Yugan Dali
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actually, I think it’s called Bath Master, or Bathroom Master, a heating, ventilation, and lighting device in the ceiling: http://baike.baidu.com/view/163892.htm

K Chang
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K Chang

Yu-ba is a bathroom heater / light. Apparently “master” is translated into “tyrant”.

Stewart J Harvie
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Stewart J Harvie

Master translates to tyrant, a metaphor for true life. Perhaps the said tyrant would consider emerging from my plug hole and do battle with the trouser serpant?

dvortex
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dvortex

Oh, my! I am laughing so hard that my stomach is aching! Just turn on the mirror light, DO NOT tough the other button!

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