Genghis John

Genghis John

posted on 29 Apr 2011 in Chinglish, Toiletries

My dad, after chili…


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Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

I am Bath Tyrant. I am coincidentally unintentional.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

Please turn off the bath tyrant before living.

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

Sic Semper Perluens!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

CAUTION: For god’s sake don’t turn on the bath tyrant!

SF
SF
9 years ago

My kingdom for a duck!

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
9 years ago

Raping, pillaging, sacking included; bubble bath: add $5.

FatKenney
FatKenney
9 years ago

All your loofa are belong to me!!

Algernon
Algernon
9 years ago

Careful what comes up plughole

FatKenney
FatKenney
9 years ago

The “Saddam Hussein” of the drain.

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

Ceasar crossed the Rhine, Hitler entered Poland, Alexander took Persia, Chaka untied the Zulus.

Me? I cant get this thing to flush.

FatKenney
FatKenney
9 years ago

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xila31
xila31
9 years ago

If you think the bath tyrant is bad, you should see the toilet dictator.

Yugan Dali
9 years ago

@Seventy2rd o clock and @SF: two of the funniest captions I have seen on Engrish. Thanks for the laugh.

Kitsune
Kitsune
9 years ago

The Heat Miser’s younger cousin the Bath Tyrant?

Kitsune
Kitsune
9 years ago

Is this like the Soup Nazi from Sienfield? “No bath for you”

Sunny
Sunny
9 years ago

Those of us who have tangled with a Japanese toilet learned the hard way what this button does…

Jellychop
Jellychop
9 years ago

No wonder the toilet is called a “throne”.

Classic Steve
9 years ago

You must kneel and kiss my ring. That’s right, the ring around the tub.

Eccekio
Eccekio
9 years ago

I AM BATH TYRANT. i AM INVINCIBLE.
Send $3.00 and two box tops to Mattel.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

@ Yugan Dali:
I’m happy for the laugh, and thank you!

Chris
Chris
9 years ago

Wash behind your ears…or DIE!

demondude777
demondude777
9 years ago

Yes you buzzed me? I am the bath tyrant. I am here to beat the crap out of you.

Chuck
Chuck
9 years ago

Darth Bather.

Chris
Chris
9 years ago

@ Chuck: Good one!

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
9 years ago

Why would such a small town need a tyrant? Much less one requiring activation?

Silly Uncle Willy
9 years ago

@lollerskate: If it’s the Microsoft Bath Tyrant, you have 30 days to activate it until it stops working.

coffeebot
9 years ago

Much calmer than that Shower Nazi

Darth Na'vi
Darth Na'vi
9 years ago

The two kanji literally say Bath + Supreme ruler; champion; supremacy. So it’s YOKU+ HA, which is still a made up word. More Engrish generated from dictionaries. They could have been correct yet still amusing with “Supreme Bath” but then, “Bath Tyrant” is priceless.

alexmagnus
alexmagnus
9 years ago

The Arab world could, to some excess, drive its tyrants out of their countries. And where did they go to? To Japanese bathrooms, where they have an absolute “power” on.

David R
David R
9 years ago

… whatever you do, don’t turn him on.

… actually, it’s Simplified Chinese and it says yùbà, which refers to a heat lamp, though I haven’t the slightest idea why they use that second character.

DragonLady
DragonLady
9 years ago

…& I thought the bath was one place you could escape from tyranny; I guess not in China

Bob
Bob
9 years ago

@Darth Na’vi : Ah! I get it now! “MASTER BATH!” Hahahaha!!

Chuck
Chuck
9 years ago

And downstairs, we have a two-piece. We call it the Power Room.

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

“Now witness the awesome power of this fully operational bath station.”

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
9 years ago

@Silly Uncle Willy: It will probably BSOD constantly before that though.

$teve
$teve
9 years ago

The Magic Mirror’s less successful little brother.

Abe Blingin
Abe Blingin
9 years ago

No soap for you !!!

Alkaline
Alkaline
9 years ago

For those who don’t know, ‘bath tyrant’ is a bathroom heating device installed on the celling, consisting of 4 large lightbulbs.

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
9 years ago

What you say! That means this is not an Engrish! We are on the way to destruction!

V-man
V-man
9 years ago

@Darth Na’vi: it’s supposed to be Chinese, not Japanese.

Chuck
Chuck
9 years ago

@jjhitt- I think Chaka united the Zulus.

Yugan Dali
9 years ago

actually, I think it’s called Bath Master, or Bathroom Master, a heating, ventilation, and lighting device in the ceiling: http://baike.baidu.com/view/163892.htm

K Chang
K Chang
9 years ago

Yu-ba is a bathroom heater / light. Apparently “master” is translated into “tyrant”.

Stewart J Harvie
Stewart J Harvie
9 years ago

Master translates to tyrant, a metaphor for true life. Perhaps the said tyrant would consider emerging from my plug hole and do battle with the trouser serpant?

dvortex
dvortex
8 years ago

Oh, my! I am laughing so hard that my stomach is aching! Just turn on the mirror light, DO NOT tough the other button!

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